经典美剧《老友记》第二季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第二季第二十二集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
I'llgetcandlesandmymom'slacetablecloth.
Andsinceit'sRachel'sbirthday...
...IthoughtI'dpoachasalmon.
What?
Question.Whydowealwayshavepartieswhereyoupoachthings?
Youwanttobeonthefoodcommittee?
Question2.Whydowealwayshavepartieswithcommittees?
Whycan'twejustgetpizzaandbeerandhavefun?
Iagree.Fancypartiesareonlyfunifyou'refancyontheinside.
AndI'mnotsureweare.
Youdon'twantittobespecial?
Fine.Youcanthrowanykindofpartyyouwant.
Joey,they'renotreal!
Istartmilesbeneaththesurfaceofthesethings.They'refake.
See?
Honk,honk!
Wow,it'slikepornoforclowns!
Wow,it'slikepornoforclowns!
Wow,it'slikepornoforclowns!
NeitherofRachel'ssisterscancome.
IstillhavetoinviteDylanandEmmaandShannonCooper.
NoShannonCooper.
Whynother?
Becauseshe....
Shestealsstuff.
Ormaybeshedoesn'tandJoeysleptwithherandnevercalledherback.
Joey,thatishorrible.
Hey,Ilikedher.
Maybetoomuch.
Idon'tknow.
IguessIjustgotscared.
I'msorry.Ididn'tknow.
Ididn'tthinkanyonewouldbuythat.Okay!
Hi,honey.Howdiditgo?
Itwasthegraduationfromhell.
Mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.
It'ssupposedtobeajoyousoccasion.
Nobodythoughtmysisterwouldgraduatefromcollege.
It'satestamenttowhatagirlfromLonglslandwilldoforaCelica.
Whathappened?
Myparentshappened.
Alltheyhadtodowassitinthesamestadium,smile...
...andnottalkaboutthedivorce.Butno!
Theygotintoafightduringthecommencementaddress.
BishopTutuactuallyhadtostopandshushthem.
Youknowthegoodnews?
Igettoservecoffeeforthenexteighthours.
Iguesswedon'tinviteherparents.
-Howaboutjusthermom?
-Whyhermom?
BecauseIalreadyinvitedher.
DidyouaskStacyRoth?
Can'tinviteher.
Shealsosteals.
Herearethecandles.Where'sthebirthdaycake?
We'renothavingbirthdaycake.
We'rehavingbirthdayflan.
Excuseme?
It'satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.
That'snice.
Happybirthday,Rachel.Here'ssomegoo!
Dr.Greene!
Oh,myGod!
It'sRachel'sdad.
Whyareyouhere?
Thefathercan'tseethedaughteronherbirthday?
No,no,thefathercan.
ButsinceIamtheroommate,Icantellyoushe'snothere.
AndI'llpassalongthemessage.Okay?
Sobye-bye.
You'rehavingaparty.
No,no,notaparty.
JustasurprisegatheringofsomepeopleRachelknows.
-ThisisPhoebe,ChandlerandJoey.-I'llneverrememberallthat.
Sowhat'sthedeal?
Rachelcomeshome,peoplepopoutandyellstuff?
Isthatit?
Thisisn'tyourfirstsurpriseparty,isit,sir?
Hi,Monica.
TheChinesemenuguy.Forgotthemenus.
Sobasically,justaChineseguy.
Dr.Greene,comewithme.We'llputyourjacketonRachel'sbed.
Allright.Thatsoundslikeatwo-personjob.
Well,mygoodness!
Whatwasthat?
Sandra,IthoughtyouwereRachel.Weweren'treadyforyouyet.
-YouthoughtIwasRachel?
-Yes,becauseyoulooksoyoung.
Andbecauseyou'reboth,youknow,whitewomen.
Oh,Imissedyoukids.ShouldIputmycoatinthebedroom?
-No,I'lltakethatforyou.-Oh,well,thankyou.
Suchagentleman.Thankyou.
Italllookssonice.Sofestive.Alltheballoons.
Oh,thefunniestthinghappenedtomeonthewayhere.
-Iwasdriving-That'sgreat!
Ican'twaittoheartherest,butIhavetogotothebathroom.
Hey,comewithme.
-What?
-ltwillbelikewe'regalpals.
Youknow,likeatarestaurant.It'llbefun!
Comeon.
Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod!
Think.Think.
WhatwouldJackandChrissydo?
Okay,nowthatyourcoatissafelyinthebed
Wecancomebackoutinthelivingroom.
JoeyandChandler,it'stimeyoutakeDr.Greeneovertoyourplace.
Yes,absolutely.
Why,again?
Becausethat'swherethepartyis,yougoon!
-See,thisisjustthestagingarea.-Right,it'sthestagingarea.
Thisisclearlyinthewrongapartment.
Allright,youguysareofftopartynumberone.
Andyou....
Youareofftopartynumbertwo.
Allright,let'skeepitmoving,let'skeepitmoving.
Atleastsendsomewomentomyparty.
Okay,that'sRoss.Allright.
Okay,they'recoming.
Thankyouforsuchawonderfuldinner.
Thanksforbeingborn.
Thankyouformybeautifulearrings.They'reperfect.
Iloveyou.
Now,youcanexchangethemifyouwant,okay?
NowIloveyouevenmore.
Surprise!
Oh,mygosh!
Wow!
Oh,myGod.Mom!
Thisissogreat!
Happybirthday,sweetie.
You!
Ihadnoidea!
-Really?
-No,Iknew.
Allright.
There'sfoodanddrinksonthetable.
Goacrossthehall.Rightnow,JoeyandChandler's.
-Why?
-Justgo.
Weird.
Surprise!
Happybirthday,sweetpea.
Daddy!
Bothofthemarehere?
Bothofthem?
Bothofthemarehere?
Well,wecouldcountagain?
Ican'tbelievethis!
Youknow,thisisridiculous.
Thisisyourbirthday,yourparty.
Let'sputthemtogether.Iftheycan'tdealwithit,whocares?
-Ido.-That'swho.
Areyougonnabeokay?
Idon'treallyhaveachoice.Icanlookatthebrightside.
Igettwobirthdaypartiesandtwobirthdaycakes.
Well,actually...
...justonebirthdayflan.
It'satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.
TalktoMonica.She'sonthefoodcommittee.
Somegirljustwalkeduptomeandsaid,"Iwantyou,Dennis"...
...andstuckhertonguedownmythroat.
Ilovethisparty!
-Quickvolleyballquestion.-Volleyball.
Wesetupacourtinyourroom.
Youdidn'tlikethatgraylamp,didyou?
Awomanstuckhertonguedownmythroat.I'mnotevenlisteningtoyou.
-Dennis!
-Okay,that'sme.
CanyoukeepDadoccupied?
I'mgonnatalktoMomforawhile.
Doyouhaveanyideasforanyopeners?
Stayclearof"I'mtheguythat'sdoingyourdaughter"...
...andyoushouldbeokay.
Iwantyoutotakeapieceofpaper
Hereyougo.Andwritedownyourmostembarrassingmemory.
Whenyou'renotusingthemarkers,putthecapsbackonthem...
...becausetheywilldryout.
Hi,Dr.Greene.
Sohow'severythinginthe...
...vascularsurgery...
...game?
It'snotagame,Ross.Awomandiedonmytabletoday.
I'msorry.
That'sthegoodthingaboutmyjob.
Allthedinosaursonmytablearealreadydead.
Listen,Idon'tmeantobeapainaboutthis...
...butI'venoticedsomeofyouarejustplacingthemon.
Youwanttopushthecaps...
...untilyouhearthemclick.
Gunther!
Whereyougoing?
Iwassortofthinkingaboutmaybe
No!
No,youcan'tgo!
No,thisisfun.
We'rejuststarting.Here'syourmarker.
Ifyouwanttogo,justgo.
She'llyellatmeagain.
Allright,Icangetyouout.
What?
Inaminute,I'llcreateadiversion.
WhenIdo,walkquicklytothedooranddon'tlookback.
-IthinkIneedadrink.-I'llgetitforyou.
-Whatdoyouwant?
-Scotch.
I'llbebackin10secondswithyourscotchontherocksinaglass.
Neat!
Cool.
Neat,asinnorocks.
Iknow.
Hello,Ross!
Wherehaveyoubeen?
Ihavebeeninthebathroom.
Stayclearofthesalmonmousse.
Scotchneat.
That'sRachel'sfather'sdrink.
Minetoo.Isn'tthatneat?
Scotchneat.
Wouldyouexcuseme?
Whereareyousneakingoffto,mister?
I'mgettingmycigarettes.
No.
Whatdoyoumean"no"?
See,becausethat'sthestagingarea.
Yougointhere,it'llruinthewholeillusionoftheparty.
Takeyourscotchbackinthere...
...andIwillgetyourcigarettesforyou,sir.
-Getmyglassestoo.-Allrighty-roo.
Whatagreatmomenttosaythatforthefirsttime.
Okay,thefirstperson'smostembarrassingmemoryis...
..."Monica,yourpartysucks."
Veryfunny.
Oh,no!
Didsomeoneforgettouseacoaster?
What?
Idon'tseeanything.
Great,I'mseeingwaterringsagain.
Ross,whoseglassesarethose?
Mine.
Youwearbifocals?
Ihaveaconditionapparently...
...thatIrequire...
...twodifferentsetsoffocals.
Doyouknowmyhusbandhasglassesjustlikethat?
Well,thoseareverypopularframes.
NeilSedakawearsthem.
Ihearyoucangetpeopleoutofhere.
Youdidn'ttellmeyourboyfriendsmokes.
Yeah,likeachimney.
Bigsmoker.
Big,bigsmoker.
Infact,I'mgonnagointothehallwayandfireupthisbadboy.
Areyouwearingmyglasses?
Yes.
Iwasjustwarminguptheearpiecesforyou.
Thankyou.
Isthatoneofmycigarettes?
Yes,itis.Iwasjustmoisteningthetip.
She'stakingthetrashout,soIcangetyououtofhere.
Butithastobenow.She'llbebackanyminute.
Whataboutmyfriend?
Onlythethreeofyou.Anymoreandshe'llgetsuspicious.
-Letmejustgetmycoat.-Thereisn'ttime!
Justleaveeverything.
They'lltakecareofyounextdoor.
Isittruetheyhavebeer?
Everythingyou'veheardistrue.
Couldyouguyspleasekeepitdown?
We'retryingtostartaBoggletournament.
You!
Andyou.
You'resupposedtobeatmyparty.
AndGunther!
Whatareyoudoinghere?
Welcometothefo
Allright,I'msorry.Butthesepeopleneededme.
Theyworkhardallweek.It'sSaturdaynight.
Theydeservetohavealittlefun.Go!
Youknow,mypartyisfun.
It'salittlequieter,lessobvioussortoffun.
Butifpeoplewouldjustgiveitachance,it's
-Youwantmetoseeatherapist?
-Sweetheart,youhaveaproblem.
You'vechosenaboyfriendexactlylikeyourfather.
Okay,Mom,I'llmakeanappointment.
Butrightnow,Igottago.Igottagodoathing.
Didyouknowyourmotherspent$1200onbonsaitrees?
IfeltlikeGulliver.
Daddy,Ireallywanttohearmoreaboutthis...
...butIjusthavetodosomestuff.
Youworkandyouworkandyouworkatamarriage...
...butallhecaresaboutishisstupidboat.
Youworkandyouworkandyouworkonaboat.
Healwaysridiculedmypotteryclasses.
Andyousanditandvarnishit.
Butwhenallissaidanddone,hestilldrinksoutofthemugs.
OnenightofheryogaandBridgesofMadisonCounty....
-Thescotch
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