经典美剧《老友记》第七季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第七季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
-Hey,everybody.HappyThanksgiving.-No,no,no.
ArewekeepingThanksgivingasecretthisyear?
We'replayingagameIlearned.
Youhavetonameallthestatesinsixminutes.
What?
That'slikeinsanelyeasy.
It'sharderthanitsounds.Youalwaysforgetone.
Orinsomecases,14.
It'sstupidandIwasn'tplayingwithpeople,sotechnically,Ididn'tlose.
Youforgot14states?
NobodycaresabouttheDakotas!
Okay,time'sup.
Allright,Igot48.
That'snotbad.Phoebe?
Igottiredofnamingstates,soIlistedthetypesofcelery.
AndIhaveone,regularcelery.
SoRachel'sgot48andPhoebehastheleadin...
vegetables.Joey?
SayhellotothenewchampofChandler'sdumbstatesgame.
-Wow,howmanyyougot?
-Fifty-six.
TheOneWhereChandlerDoesn'tLikeDogs
21
Theyhaveasportsteam.
DoesSouthOregonhaveasportsteam?
Thereyougo.
Whyoneextraplacesetting?
Youinvitedyourassistant.
Oh,right,sorry.Tag'snotcoming.
Hisgirlfriendcameintotown,sohe'swithher.
Whydidn'tyoutellme?
Imadehimhisownsweetpotatostuffedpumpkin.
Iwasgoingto,butthenIfigured...
yourfoodissodeliciousandperfect...
youcanneverhavetoomanyofthosepumpkinthings.
You'dthinkIwouldn'tenjoythatsinceit'ssofake,butIstilldo.
Regularcelery!
Ialreadyhavethat.
Done...
withtimetospare.
-Thismaybeanewworld'srecord.-Ihatetolectureyouguys...
butit'sdisgracefulthatagroupofwell-educatedadults...
andJoeycan'tnameallthestates.
Youeverseeamaporoneofthoseroundcolorfulthingscalledaglobe?
Magellan?
Yougot46states.
-What?
That'simpossible.-Forty-six.
Well,who'swell-educatednow,Mr.I-Forgot-Ten-States?
I'mgoingtogoturnonJoey'soven.
Please,watchhim.DonotletJoeyeatanyofthefood.
Iamonlyoneman.
-Okay,timeisup.-Now,justgivemeanotherminute.
Ifyoudon'tknowthembynow,youneverwill,okay?
Thatisthebeautyofthisgame.Itmakesyouwanttokillyourself.
Thisiscrazy.Icandothis.
Allright,IbetIcangetall50beforedinner.
Okay,butifyoucan't,nodinner.
You'reon.
Don'tlookatmylist,becausethere'salotontherethatyoudon'thave.
Didyouknowyourovendoesn'twork?
Thedrawerfulloftakeoutmenusisokay,right?
Ross,I'mgonnauseyours.
Chandler,givemeahand.
Joey,donotletRosslookatmapsortheglobeinyourapartment.
Don'tworry.It'snotaglobeoftheUnitedStates.
I'mgonnagooutandtakeawalk.
Phoebe,whyisyourbagmoving?
-Oh,it'snot.-Seriously,it'smoving.
-Whatthehell'sinthere?
-It'sjustmyknitting.That'sall.
Yes,Iknitthis.
I'mverygood.
Ross'apartmentisnice.Whydon'twehangouthere?
Maybebecauseitsmellsweird.
It'slikeoldpumpkinsorsomething.
-That'smypie.-Whichsmellsdelicious.
-Uh-oh.Uh-oh.-What?
WeleftJoeyalonewiththefood.
Yep,yep,Iknewit.
Thereheis...
feedingstuffingtoadog!
Hi,Geller-Bingresidence.HowcanIhelp?
Whyisadoginourapartment?
I'msorry,who'sthis?
There'sadogsittingonmycouch.
TellherI'mallergic,andIwillsue!
-There'snodoghere.-Thereis!
He'sblackandwhiteandshaggy.
He'ssittingnexttoRachelandlickingherhand.
Oh,myGod!
Whereareyou?
I'llberightthere.
They'reherealready?
Howaretheydoingthis?
!
Hi,Tag.Whatareyoudoinghere?
Iwantedtoseeifyourofferwasstillgood.
Well,sure.Comein.
Well,whathappenedtoyourgirlfriend?
Wekindofbrokeupthismorning.
-Oh,I'msorry.-Yeah,soshewentbacktoOhio.
Ohio,thankyou.
Where'sthedog?
Whatdog?
There'snodoghere.
Yeah,thatdogleft.
Phoebe.Phoebe,openup.
There'snodoginhere.
Phoebe,wecanhearthedogbarking.
No,that'sjustmecoughing.
Oh,good.Thereyouare.
Listen,Ihaveadoginmyroom.
Whatisitdoinghere?
I'mwatchingitforfriendswholefttown.
Wait.
Hello,mynameisKlunkers.
MayIpleasestaywithyounicepeople?
Iwishhecouldstay,butChandler'sallergic.
Extremelyallergic,okay?
IfI'manywherenearadogformorethanfiveminutes...
mythroatwilljustcloseup.
That'sodd.Thisdog'sbeenlivinghereforthepastthreedays.
Really?
Ifhe'sbeenherethatlong...
withoutareaction,maybeyou'renotallergictoit.
Itstillhastogo,right?
Why?
-Okay,it's..-Don'tdoit!
-Don'tdowhat?
-Ihaveto.
Okay?
It'stime.
Okay,Ihatedogs.
-What?
!
-That'scrazy?
Why?
Toldyou.
Theyareneedy...
jumpy,andyoucan'ttellwhattheyarethinking...
andthatscaresmealittlebit.
You'reright.Theyarescary.
Shejustateatreatoutofmyhand!
Wait.Doyounotlikealldogs?
Imean,notevenpuppies?
Isthereapuppyhere?
-Youdon'tlikepuppies?
-Okay,youarenew.
Look,Chandler,Itoldyou.Nevertellanyoneaboutthisdogthing.
It'slikeRossnotlikingicecream.
-Youdon'tlikeicecream?
-It'stoocold!
It'sjustthatdogsmakemealittleuncomfortable.
Hurtsmyteeth.
AndIdon'twantyouguystohateme...
butIdon'tthinkIcanbearoundthatdoganymore,okay?
SoeitherthedoggoesorIgo.
Oh,myGod!
HowcanInotgetthis?
I'macollegeprofessor.Igot1450onmySATs.
Twelvefifty.
Damn,Iforgotyouwerehere.
We'regonnatakeKlunkerstoRoss'.
We'llbebacksoon.
CanIaskyouaquestion?
Whenaguybreaksupwithhisgirlfriend...
whatisanappropriateamountoftimetowaitbeforemakingamove?
I'dsayaboutamonth.
Really?
I'dsaythreetofour.
Half-hour.
Interesting.
Whenit'syourassistant,I'dsaynever.
Allright,Rach,thebigquestionis,doeshelikeyou?
Becauseifhedoesn'tlikeyou,thisisallamoopoint.
A"moo"point?
Yeah.It'slikeacow'sopinion.
Itjustdoesn'tmatter.
It's"moo."
HaveIbeenlivingwithhimfortoolong,ordidthatmakesense?
Don'tlistentoJoey.
Okay,wouldyoulookathim?
He'sobviouslydepressed.He'sawayfromhisfamily.
Whatheneedsrightnowisforyoutobehisfriend.
You'reright.I'msorry.Thankyou.
-Okay,that'swhatI'mgoingtodo.-Fine,taketheiradvice.
Nooneeverlistenstome.
Whenthepackageisthispretty,noonecareswhat'sinside.
-Hi.-Hi.
Howyouholdingup?
Notbad.
-I'msorryaboutyourgirlfriend.-Thanks.
-Wereyouguystogetheralongtime?
-Ayear,onandoff.
Ithoughtwe'denduptogether.Idon'tanymore.
-Nowthatshebrokeupwithyou.-Yeah.
It'sweird.
IusedtoassumethatIwouldmeetsomeoneandfallinloveandbehappy.
Thatallthatwasjustagiven.Lately,it'slike,whatifit'snot?
Doyoueverhavethatfeeling?
No.
Yeah.
Allthetime.Constantly.It'sterrifying.
Butyouknow,thenIfigureithastoworkout.
Why?
Becauseithasto.
-Youhavealltheanswers,don'tyou?
-No,no,Ido.Ireallydo.
-Thanksfortalkingtome.-Comeon,whatarebossesfor?
Hugitout.
Allright,helikesyouback.
Toldyouyoushouldgoforit.
What?
Streetnoisedrownanyofthatout?
No?
Seeyoulater.
Okay.
WhatdidJoeysay?
Ilikeyouback?
JoeyknowsthatI'mveryinsecureaboutmyback.
Andyouwerehuggingme...
soobviouslyyouarenotrepulsedbyit.Yeah!
-Wait,thatdoesn'tmakeanysense.-No?
Allright,here'sthetruth.
Joeysaidwhathesaid...
becauseI'mattractedtoyou.
Wow.
Yeah,Iadmitit.
Ihaveacrushonyou.Iknowthat'scrazybecauseweworktogether...
andnothingcouldeverhappen.
ThelastthingIwantedtodowasfreakyouout...
ormakeyoufeeluncomfortable.
Whichiswhyitwouldbegreatifyousaidsomethingrightaboutnow.
Oh,myGod.Thoseguysarestealingmycar.
What?
Rightthere.That'smycar!
-Hey!
-Okay,that'lltakeoneminute.
Doyouhaveanythingelsetosay?
Ican'tbelieveit.
Westillhavetimetotalk,andthey'renoteveninthecaryet.
Look,theretheygo.
Okay,Phoebe.Weshouldprobablygobacknow.
Please,don'tleaveme.I'llbelonely.
Stopit.Stop.
-Okay,let'sgo.Wecanbestrong.-Yeah,okay.
Didyouhearthat?
Shesaid,"Monica."
Ican'tleaveher.
WecouldsneakthedogbackandChandlerwouldn'tevenknow.
Thatwon'twork.
I'vehadthatdogforthreedays,andChandlerhadnoidea.
He'snotsosmart.
Hey.Ididn'tknoweither.
Yeah,butyoukindofknewthatsomethingwasgoingon,didn'tyou?
Yeah,Iknew.
Where'sChandler?
-HereIam.-Washyourhands.
Howdidyouknow?
Hey,what'sshedoingbackhere?
Relax,Ross.She'snotmadeoficecream.
Hey,look,Phoebe.Ilaidoutthestatesgeographically.
Wedon'thavetime.WehavetokeepChandleraway.
-Yeah,but,lookwhat..-Thisiswhatwedonothavetimefor!
-Where'sMonica?
-lnPhoebe'sroom.Youcan'tgoin.
Whynot?
Monica'scrying.
She'sveryupsetaboutthiswholeKlunkersthing.
-Well,Ishouldgointhere.-No,no.
No,shedoesn'twanttoseeyourightnow.
-Whynot?
-Becauseyousentawaythedog.
-That'sridiculous.-Oh,isit?
Isit?
!
Look,whenMonicaandIwerekids,wehadadognamedRover.
Andoneday,mydaddecideshedoesn'tlikedogs.
SoMonicaandherfriend,Phyllis...
takeawaythedogandthatwasthelasttimeweeversawhim.See?
Thisisjustlikethat...
onlywithafewdetailschanged.
Okay,I'minmysweatpants.
Bringonthefood.
-What'sthematter?
-Monica'supsetbecauseofKlunkers.
So?
Bringthedogback.You'reahero.
Yeah,Icouldbeahero.Icoulddothat.
Whatifitattacksme?
Chandler,it'slikeabiggerbil.
Andthatdoesn'tscareyou?
Ross,youneedsomehelp?
Fromyou?
Yes,please.
Firstofall,Utah?
Dude,youcan'tjustmakestuffup.
IhateAmerica!
WhenIfinishthisgame,IswearIammoving.
-Tagstilltalkingtothepolice?
-Yeah.
Dammit.WhydidIopenmymouth?
"Ihaveacrushonyou.I'mattractedtoyou."
IknowthatIfreakedhimout.
Ifyousaiditlikethat,youdid
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