六人行中英对照719 The One With Ross and Monicas Cousin.docx
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六人行中英对照719TheOneWithRossandMonicasCousin
719TheOneWithRossandMonica’sCousin
[Scene:
CentralPerk,MonicaandPhoebeareonthecouchasJoeyenters.]
Phoebe:
(ToJoey)Ohhey!
Howwasyouraudition?
Joey:
I’msorry,doIknowyou?
Phoebe:
Whatareyoudoing?
Joey:
Nothing,I’mjustpracticingblowingyouoffbecauseI’mgonnabeabigmoviestar!
Phoebe:
Oh!
Yougotit?
!
Joey:
Well,nonotyet.Buttheauditionwentreallygood.
Monica:
Whatwasitfor?
Joey:
Oh,it’sthisbigbudgetperiodmovieaboutthesethreeItalianbrotherswhocometoAmericaaroundtheturnofthecentury.It’sreallyclassy!
Oh,andthedirectorissupposedtobethenext,nextMartinScorcese.
Phoebe:
Thenext,next?
Joey:
Yeah,there’sthisguyfromChicagowho’ssupposedtobethenextMartinScorcese,allright?
Butthenthisguy’srightafterhim.(Joey’scellphoneringsandheanswersit.)Hello!
Estelle:
Joey!
It’sEstelle!
Ijusttalkedtothecastingpeople;theylovedyou!
Joey:
(toMonicaandPhoebe)Theylovedme!
Estelle:
Yeah,theywannaseeyouagaintomorrow.
Joey:
(onphone)OhmyGod!
Estelle:
There’sjustonething.Doyouhaveaproblemwithfullfrontalnudity?
Joey:
Areyoukiddingme?
Ineverrentamoviewithoutit!
(Listens)Oh.(Listens)Uh,okayuhletmecallyouback.(Hangsup.)
Phoebe:
What’sthematter?
Joey:
Theywantmetobetotallynakedinthemovie!
Monica:
Wow!
Joey:
Iknow!
Mygrandmother’sgonnaseethis!
Phoebe:
Grandma’sgonnahavetogetinline.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,(althoughitsreallyjustMonica’snowwithMatthewPerryinrehab)MonicaisfoldingherlaundrywithRossreadingthepaperandPhoebestandinginthekitchen.]
Phoebe:
Heytheweddingissoclose!
Areyougettingnervous?
Monica:
Yeah.Butapartofmealsocan’twait‘tilit’sover.ChandlerandIhavethispactnottohavesexagainuntilthewedding.
Ross:
Anosexpacthuh?
IactuallyhaveoneofthosegoingonwitheverywomaninAmerica.
Monica:
HeyPhoebe,willyougivemeahand?
Phoebe:
Sure.
Monica:
Igottamakeuptheguestbedroom.(ToRoss)Hey,CousinCassieiscomingtostaywithusafewdays.
Ross:
Cassie?
Monica:
Uh-hmm.
Ross:
Wow,Ihaven’tseenherforlikeforever.IwonderifshestillcarriesthatBarbieeverywhereshegoes.
Monica:
Ross,she’s25yearsold.
Ross:
Sowhat!
Istillhave—Noyou’reprobablyright.
Rachel:
(entering)Hi!
Monica:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Rachel:
HeyPheebs,canItalktoyouoverhereforasecond?
Phoebe:
Yeah!
Monica:
Subtleguys!
Phoebe:
What?
!
Monica:
Iknowyou’replanningmysurprisebridalshower.
Rachel:
(laughs)Wellokay—Welldon’truinit!
Justplayalongatleast!
Monica:
Okay.Sorry.(Shegoesintotheguestbedroom.)
Rachel:
(ToPhoebe)OhmyGod!
Wehavetothrowherashower?
!
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,Joeyisentering.]
Monica:
Hey!
Whatdidyoudecidetodoaboutthemovie?
Joey:
Idon’tknow!
It’snotlikeit’sporn!
Thisisaserious,legitimatemovie.Y’know?
Andthenudityisreallyimportanttothestory.
Monica:
That’swhatyousayaboutporn.
Joey:
You’reright.MaybeIshouldn’tevengoonthecallback.
Monica:
No!
Noyoushould!
Alotofmajoractorsdonudescenes!
Imeanthechancetostarinamovie?
Comeon!
Joey:
Wellthat’strue.AndIamonlynakedinonescene.Plusitsoundsreallygreat.Mycharacter’scatholicandhefallsinlovewiththisJewishgirl.Whorunawaytogetherandtheygetcaughtinthisbigrainstorm.Sowegointothisbarnandundresseachotherandholdeachother.It’sreallysweetand-andtender.
Monica:
Plus,everyone’sgonnaseeyourthing.(Giggles.)
[Scene:
Phoebe'sapartment,PhoebeandRachelaretryingtoplanMonica’sshower.]
Phoebe:
Wellwhencanwehavethisshower?
Rachel:
Shehasgotsomuchgoingonwe-wehaveonlytwooptions.WehaveFriday…
Phoebe:
Wellthat’sonlytwodaysaway.Whatistheotheroption?
Rachel:
Yesterday!
Phoebe:
Wellifwemakeityesterday,woo-hoo!
We’redone!
Rachel:
OhmyGodPhoebe,thisisimpossible!
Wecan’tdothisbyFriday!
Wehavetofindaplace.Wehavetoinvitepeople!
Wehavetogetfood!
There’sjusttoomuchtodo!
It’simpossible!
Wecan’tdoit!
Wecannotdoit!
Wecannotdoit!
Phoebe:
Rachel,calmdown!
Rachel:
(calmly)Okay.I’msorry.You’reright,you’reright.
Phoebe:
(grabsandshakesRachel)Justcalmdownwoman!
Rachel:
Phoebe,Ialready,Ialreadydid.
Phoebe:
Ohokay.Allright,thenIneedtocalmdownalittle.
Rachel:
Okay.Okay.(Theysitdown.)Ithinkwecandothisifwejustgetorganized.Allright?
Wehavetwodaystoplanthisparty.Wejustneedtomakefastdecisions!
Okay?
Allright,wherearewegonnahaveit?
Phoebe:
Uh,here.Whattime?
Rachel:
4o’clock.Food?
Phoebe:
Fingersandwichesandtea.
Rachel:
Oohgreat!
VeryMonica.
Phoebe:
Andchili!
Rachel:
Ahyouwentonetoofar.Uh,flowersorballoons?
Phoebe:
Both!
Rachel:
We’repayingforthisy’know.
Phoebe:
Neither.
Rachel:
Okay.Umm,whatshouldwedoforthetheme?
Phoebe:
Lustsoftheflesh.
Rachel:
(pause)What?
Phoebe:
Idon’tknow.(Timidly)Acowboytheme?
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisonthecouchwritingwhenChandlerenterstomakehisbriefcameo.]
Chandler:
Hey!
Monica:
Hey!
Chandler:
Y’knowI’m-I’mreallygladwedecidednottosleeptogetherbeforethewedding.
Monica:
Ohboymetoo!
Chandler:
Y’knowIwasthinkingifwehada…abigfightanduhwebrokeupforafewhours…
Monica:
Yeah?
Chandler:
Technicallywecouldhavesexagain.Whatdoyouthink,bossyanddomineering?
!
Monica:
Theweddingisoff,sloppyandimmature!
Chandler:
That’sme!
Comeon!
Monica:
Okay.(Theybothjumpuptoheadforthereroom,butMonicastops.)Butwait,wecan’t.MyCousinCassieisintheguestroom,we’resupposedtohavelunch.
Chandler:
Wellgetridofher,obsessiveandshrill.
Monica:
Shrill?
!
Theweddingisbackon!
(Cassieentersfromtheguestroom,withherhairup.TheextremelybeautifulandsexyDeniseRichardsisplayingCassie.Woohoo!
Forthoseofyouwhodon’tknowwhosheis,rentWildThingsandshewasalsothelastBondgirlinTheWorldIsNotEnough.)
Cassie:
IthoughtIheardvoices.YoumustbeChandler.
Chandler:
(transfixed)Hi!
Nicetomeetyou!
Cassie:
Nicetomeetyoutoo.
Monica:
So,areyoureadytogo?
Cassie:
Yeah.
(SheletsherhairdownandwhipsherhairaroundinBaywatch-esqueslowmotionwithaBarryWhitesonginthebackground.Chandlerneedlesstosaycan’thelpbutstarealongwiththerestofthemaleandlesbianpopulationofNorthAmerica.)
Monica:
(catchinghim)Chandler!
Chandler:
I’llberightwithyou.
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RossisthereasChandlerandMonicaenters.]
Monica:
(ToRoss)Cassieneedstostayatyourplace.
Ross:
What—why?
Monica:
BecausePurvryPerversonoverherecan’tstopstaringather.
Ross:
What?
!
Chandlershe’sourcousin!
Chandler:
Iwasnotstaringather.Okay?
Iwasjustlisteningintently.It’scalledbeingagoodconversationalist.Watch.(StaresatMonica’seyes.)Saysomething.
Monica:
Youwerestaringabouteightinchessouthofthere.
Ross:
Fine,shecanstayatmyplace.Bytheway,what-whatdoesCassieevenlooklikenow.
Monica:
ShelooksexactlylikeAuntMarilyn.
Chandler:
Umm,sothisAuntMarilynis-is-is-isshecomingtothewedding?
Monica:
Waferthinice!
[Scene:
ACastingDirector’sOffice,Joeyisenteringforhiscallback.]
Joey:
Hey,I’mback!
TheCastingDirector:
Hi-hiJoey.
Joey:
Uhso,will-willIbereadingthesamesceneagain?
TheCastingDirector:
Actually,Itriedtocalltoyou.Youdidn’tneedtocomedownheretoday.
Joey:
Ohgreat!
Y’knowIwould’vebeenperfectforthispart,butwhatever!
Y’know,thanksformakingabaddecisionandruiningyourmovie!
Goodday!
(Startstoleave.)
TheCastingDirector:
WaitJoey!
Youdidn’tneedtocomedownbecausethedirectorsawyourtapefromyesterdayandlovedit.
Joey:
Andscene!
Huh?
Wasn’tthatfun?
Wedidalittleimprovthere.Yeah!
Okay!
Soyou-you-you-youweresaying?
TheCastingDirector:
Well,thedirectorthinksyou’rereallyrightforthepartandwantstomeetyoutomorrow.
Joey:
Wow!
Sure!
That’sgreat!
TheCastingDirector:
Ohandyouragentsaidyouwereokaywiththenudity.
Joey:
Yeah!
Yeahsure,justlongasit’shandledtastefullyandthatbarnisnottoocold.
TheCastingDirector:
Terrific!
Welluh,there’sonemorething.Uhh,uhit’sreallyimportanttothedirectorthateverythinginthismovieisauthentic.YeahandsoinyourlovescenewithSarahshetalksabouthowshe’sneverseenanakedmanwhowasn’tJewish.So…(Laughs.)
Joey:
So…What?
TheCastingDirector:
Souhwellthedirectorisinsistingthatwhoeverplaythatpartbeauthentically,anatomicallynotJewish.DoyouknowwhatI’msaying?
Joey:
Yes!
TheCastingDirector:
Okay.
Joey:
No.What?
TheCastingDirector:
AnItalianCatholicimmigrantatthistimewouldnotbe…
Joey:
Barmifsaed?
(Thecastingdirectorshakesherhead.)
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,JoeyistellingMonicawhatthecastingdirectorwastryingtogettoo.]
Monica:
Sotogetthispartyoucan’tbe?
Joey:
Nope.
Monica:
Butyouare?
Joey:
Yep.
Monica:
Butyoutoldthemyouweren’t?
Joey:
That’sright.
Monica:
Wow!
Wow!
Andit’sdefinitelyallgone?
There’snothingtheretoworkwith?
(Joeyglaresather.)Whatwereyouthinking?
Joey:
Idon’tknow!
Ireallywantthispart!
Andtheytellyounomatterwhatyougetaskedatanauditionyousayyes.Likeif-iftheywantyoutorideahorse,youtell‘emyoucan!
Andjustfigureouthowtodoitlater.
Monica:
Joey!
Thisisnotlikelearningtorideahorse!
Thisislikelearningto…growaturtleneck!
Joey:
Ikn-Iknow!
Iknow!
Okay?
AndapparentlytomorrowwhenIgointomeetthedirectorIhavetotakeoffmyclothessothatth
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