六人行中英对照1003 The One With Rosss TanWord下载.docx
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First,Ilookdeepinhereyes.Then,Ikissher.NextItakemyhandandIsoftlygrazeherthigh.
Youmeanlikethis?
(hestartstouchinghisthighinafunnyandawkardway)
NO!
Notlikethat,nono.No,likethis.(HestartslightlygrazingChandler'
sthigh)
Oh,Iseewhatyoumean,that'
squitenice.(Theylookateachother,bothembarassed)
Morefoosball?
...andbeer!
!
OPENINGCREDITS
[CentralPerk.RossandChandlerareonthecouch]
Monica:
(entering)Hey!
RossandChandler:
Hey!
(toChandler)Heysweetie!
(theykiss)
Ross:
(lookingatMonica'
slegs)WOW!
Stopstaringatmywife'
slegs!
Nono!
Stopstaringatyoursister'
I'
msorry,it'
sjust...howdidyougetsotan?
Shewentononeofthosespray-ontanplaces.
Eh,yougotaspray-ontan?
Chandlergetspedicures!
(laughing)Why,whyyoudo,likewiththe-thetoeseparators?
(ToMonica)Why...why?
Still,Ican'
tbelievethat'
ssprayedon...Imean,itlooksreallygood.IwonderifIshouldgetone!
Sure,thenyoushouldgetaminiskirtsoyoucanreallyshowitoff.
So,doyougetcoloursorjustFrenchtips?
There.Here'
stheircard.
Thanks.(hetakesthecard)Hey,Iknowwherethisplaceis!
ItusedtobeanX-ratedvideo...(pauseswhenherealizeswhatheissaying)florist.(hegoesaway)
(Phoebeenters)
Phoebe:
HeyPheebs!
HeyPhoebe!
Oh,youwon'
tbelievewhomovedbacktotown.
Iknow,Amanda!
Ah!
Shecalledmetoo!
She'
stheworst!
Who'
sAmanda?
sthisgirlwhousedtoliveinthebuildingbeforeyoudid.ThenshemovedtoEnglandandshepickedupthisfakeBritishaccent.Onthemachinethisishermessage.(sheapesAmandausinganawfulBritishaccent)"
Monica,darling!
It'
sAmandacalling!
"
AreyoutryingtodoaBritishaccent?
(pause)(toPhoebe)Chandlergetspedicures!
JustsoIknow,howmanymoreofthosecanIexpect?
YouknowwhatAmandasaidtomewhenshegotmeonthephone?
(apesAmandainabritishaccent)"
Oh,sosorrytocatchyouonyourMo-Bile!
If-ifyoudon'
twannagetmeonmymo-Bile,don'
tcallmeonmymo-Bile!
Iknow,andshe'
salwaysbraggingaboutallthefamouspeopleshe'
smet.
Oh,Iknow!
"
Oh...IsleptwithBillyJoel"
.Allright,whohasn'
t?
Oh,whatarewegonnado!
Idon'
twannaseeher!
Ugh,Let'
sjustcutherout!
What?
Cutheroutofourlives!
Justignorehercallsanddodgeher'
tillshegetsthepoint!
Oh,Iguesswecouldtrythat,but...itseemssoharsh!
(toChandler)Haveyoueverdonethat?
No,haditdonetomethough.Feelsgood!
[Atthetanningsalon.Rossandamaleassistantarewalkingthroughahall]
Assistant:
AlrightMr.Geller!
Rightthisway!
So,howdarkdoyouwannabe?
Wehaveone,twoorthree.
Well...Ilikehowyoulook,whatareyou?
PuertoRican.
Two,Ithinkatwo.
vegottofacetheredlight.Whentheredlightgoesonthesprayingisabouttostartsocloseyoureyes.Whenthesprayingstops,counttofive.Patyourselfdowntoavoiddripmarksthenturnaroundsowecangetyourback.Gotit?
Spray,count,pat,thenturn,spray,countandpat.
Wow,youcatchonquick.
Well,IhaveaPhD,so...(assistantwalkout,notimpressedbythisstatement)
(Rosstakeshisbathrobeoffandheentersthetanningbooth.Hestandsupinfrontoftheredlightandthesprayerstartsandsprayshisfaceandtorso)
OneMississipi,twoMississipi,ThreeMis...(thesprayerstartsagain,sprayinghiminthefaceandtorsoagain)WAIT!
WAIT!
mnot-I'
venotfinishedcounting!
(heleavesthebooth)(theassistantenterstheroom)
Yousprayedmyfronttwice!
veneverturned?
No,IbarelyevengottothreeMississippi.
Mississippi?
Isaidcounttofive'
Mississippilesly?
(pause)Well,howbadisit?
Ain'
tthatbadyet,butitkeepsgettingdarkerforthenextfourhours.
So,howdarkisitgonnaget?
Yougotsprayedwithtwotwo'
sand...
mafour?
Yeah,butyou'
reback'
sazero.You'
regonnawannaeventhatout.
(sarcastically)Really!
Youmightwannagetbackinthere.
(annoyed)Ok!
(TheassistantleavesandRossgoesbackinthespray-ontanboothandturnshisbacktothespraynozzles,facingthebackwall)
Wait,waitaminute,there'
snolightonthebackwall!
HowdoIknowwhenit'
sgonnastart?
Hello?
(heslowlyturnsandthesprayingbegins,onhisface)Ah,oh,ah!
(heturns,butthenheturnsagainandissprayedinthefrontagain)Ah!
(hespitsandangrilygoesoutofthespray-ontanboothandtheassistantenterstheroom)Thesamethinghappenedagain!
Yougottwomoretwos?
(hysterically)I'
maneight!
[Joey’sapartment.JoeyandRachelentertheroom]
Rachel:
Thanksfordinner.
Ithoughtyoupaid.(Racheldoesnotanswerandseemspuzzled)Ha,guesswewon’tbegoingbackthere!
So.
Yeah.
(JoeyandRachelstartkissing)
Heywhatdoyousay,wemovethisontothelikesofthecouch?
Isay‘cheesyline’,butok.
(Theymoveonthecouchandstartkissingagain.JoeydoeshisgrazingonRachel’sthighandsheslapshishand)
What’sthematter?
Iamsorry,Idon’tknow,Iamsorry,Idon’tknowwhyIdidthat!
JoeyandRachel:
Okay
Ok,sosorry.
(Theystartkissingagainand,whenJoeygrazesherthigh,sheslapshimonhishandagain)
Iamsorry!
Again...Idon'
tknow,Idon’tknowwhathappened,Imustbenervous!
Idon’tgetit,Chandlerlovedit!
Ok,ok,ok.Ipromise,Ipromise,Ipromise,Iwon’tdoitagain.Ireallydo.Ipromise.Thisisgonnabegreat.
Ok.
(TheystartkissingagainandwhenJoeygrazes,sheslapshimthreetimes,onthehand,andonbothcheeks)
(alittlegiddy)Uh,wasthatgoodforyou?
[Monica’sapartment.MonicaandPhoebearereadingmagazineswhenthephoneringsandPhoebereachestopickitup]
(toPhoebe)No,no,don’tgetit.Letthemachinepickup.
Oh,yeah.CouldbeRachelaskingifsomeonecouldbaby-sitagain.
ItcouldbeAmanda!
Oh,you’reright!
IwasjustkiddingaboutRachel.Babysittingisagas!
(Themachinepicksupthephone)
Amanda:
HelloMonica.It’sAmandacallingagain.IamintheneighborhoodhopingIcanpopbyyourflat!
refromYonkers!
YourlastnameisBuffo-Martisis!
Let’ssee..toassureyougetthisdirectly,ringmebackonmymobile.
Ok,don’tholdthybreath!
(Soundofdialingnumbersisheardfromthespeakerofthemachine)
Issomeoneontheline?
Yes,IwaslookingforMonica.
Hangon,she’srighthere.(heentersthelivingroomandhandsthephonetoMonica)Someone'
sonthephone,forya.
Weweren’tpickingup,it’sAmanda!
(toAmanda)Igetpedicures!
HiAmanda!
Actuallynow...it’s...isnotagoodtime.Dinnertomorrownight?
(Phoebemouths'
no'
)Ok,PhoebeandIwillseeyouthen!
Why,why,whydidn’tyoujustsayno!
Well,Isaid'
tohercomingovernow!
Icouldn’tsay'
twice!
Igetthisuncontrollableneedtopleasepeople!
(leaving)Fine,fine!
Youwouldnotholdupwellundertorture!
Andyouwould?
Idid!
[Joey’sapartment.JoeyandRachelaresittingonthecouch]
Rach,yousureyouwannadothis?
Absolutely!
Absolutely.Id...it’sjustalittleweird,it’syou,andit’sme,it'
sjustgonnatakesomegettingusedto.
Ok.Well,how,howcanwemakeiteasier?
Ok,let’sworkfromthetopdown!
(Joeynods,butthenpuzzledbecausehedoesnotgetit)Justworkthebra,Joe!
Ok,yeah,gotit.
RachelandJoey:
Okay.
(TheystartkissingandJoeystartstoundoherbra,butfailscompletely)
Thisthingweldedshut?
Allright,turnaround,Igottogetalookatthisthing.
Oh!
(Joeystartstryingtoundoherbra,butitwon’tgo.Theelasticbandsnapsback,hurtingRachel.)
Ow!
Sorry!
Wellthisisromantic!
msorry!
(Hestandsup)Thisneverhappenedtomebefore!
manexpertattakingoffbras!
Icandoitwithonehand!
Icandoitwithmyeyesclosed!
OnetimeIjustlookedatone,anditpoppedopen!
Iblameyourbra!
It’sastandardissuebraclasp!
ThenIblameyou!
Yeah!
That'
sright!
Youthrewmeoffwithallyourslapping!
Okwell,wellI'
mreally,I'
msorryaboutthatJoey,butdoyouthinkthatmaybeonsomelevel,youdon'
twanttotakeoffmybra?
(contemplatesforafewmomentswhatRacheljustsaid)NAH!
thaveanotherlevel!
[MonicaandChandler'
(Chandlerisatthetablereading;
Monicaputssomefoodforhimonthetable.Rosswalksinlookingvery
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