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slifecoachandbest
-sellingauthorcharlotteannrobinson.
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-Hi.I'
mlifecoachandbest
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ButIcouldbewrong.
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-Allthiscanbeyoursby
usingmywishmethod-W-I-s-h.
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Wantit...See...
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Happen.Wish!
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Iwant...Tosee...Theguidosfight!
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01:
03,740
-Joinmeformyamazingseminarat
the...Sandiegoairportsuiteshotel.
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Thisfridaythroughmonday.
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Iguaranteeyourlives
willbechangedforever.
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Iwishtoseeyouthere.
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-Whatabunchofgarbage.
-Iknow!
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Whatit.Seeit.Happen.
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Shedroppedan"
i"
.It'
snotwish.
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-It'
swisih.
sstupid.
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Youwantsomething,youwork
forit.Youdon'
twisihforit.
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Whatmindlessrubeswould
fallforsuchanobviousscam?
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-Oh,mygod,wejustcamebackfrom
thewishseminar,anditwasamazing.
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-Ourliveswerechangedforever.
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Andallwehadtodowas...
-Both:
wish.
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Well,wishandquitourjobs.
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Wait-what?
Whydidyou
guysquityourjobs?
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-Becauseourwishisto
startourownbusiness.
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-Well,doyouhave
anythingelselinedup?
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-Nope.Nothingbutawish.
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-IwishI'
dremembered
tolockthedoor.
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-Pop,beforeyoujudgeus-
-Youaretitanicidiots!
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Isaidbefore.
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-Ed,wehatedworkingforthatcompany.
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Wealwayswantedtosell
realestateonourown.
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-Sobeforeyouyellatus--Thisisthedumbest
thingyou'
veeverdone.Youaretitanicidiots!
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-Idon'
tthinkhe
knowswhatbeforemeans.
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-Youdon'
tquitapayingjobsellingrealestate
totakeanunpayingjobsellingrealestate!
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-Youhavenoideahowhorrible
itwastoworkatthatcompany.
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Ourbosskatie
-Shewasamonster.
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Whatwasthat,uh,thatterriblename
sheusedtocallyou?
Itwas,uh...
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-Itwas...Titanicidiot.
-Yes.
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Yes,thatwasit.
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Doyouhaveideawhatit'
sliketoworkfora
despicabletaskmasterwhoinsultsyoualldaylong?
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Ido!
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Zipit,hazel.
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Igotatoiletring
withyournameonit.
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-Look,dad,we'
vealwayswanted
tostartourowncompany.
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Wejustneverhadthe
couragetogoaheadanddoit.
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Charlotte'
swishseminargave
usthatpushthatweneeded.
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twannalookback50years
fromnowandsayIdidn'
ttakeachance,
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Ididn'
tstarta
businesswithmyhusband.
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Andnowit'
stoolate.He'
sdead.
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Wal-ho-Hold
onasecond.
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WhyamIdead?
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-Sharkattack.Itwasonthenews.
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Youletsomeshystertalk
youintoquittingyourjobs?
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-No,no,charlotte'
stherealdeal,
andshebroughtmeuponstage.
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Itwasamazing.Changedmylifeforever.
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TheonlytimeI'
veeverheardofanybodyhaving
theirlifechangedforeveronstagewasintijuana.
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Itinvolvedadonkey
andaziplocbaggie.
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-Thatwastheworst
familyvacationever.
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Youaretoocynical,ed.
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Charlottehasmademillions
helpingpeoplejustlikeus.
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-Hey,listen,I'
mallfortakingadvantageofweak
-mindedpeople.
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07,510
That'
showIgotlaid
inthefifties,but...
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Anyonewhosays,"
justwishforitand
it'
llhappen,"
they'
refullofcrap.
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Well,webelieveit,andwethink
we'
regonnabeverysuccessful.
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-Everyidiotthinks
they'
regonnabesuccessful.
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swhythey'
reidiots!
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Vince!
-Allright,allright.Look,dad...
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We'
renotliketheotheridiots.
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Goodone,honey.
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tbelievethetwoofyoudidthis.
-Look,pop,wejustmadeaprettymajorlifedecision.
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Itwouldbeniceifyouwerealittlebitsupportive.
-Yeah.
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-Couldyousaysomething...Positive?
-Ofcourse.I'
mpositive...
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Thatthissupernovaofgarbage
willexplodeinyourface.
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Youtitanicidiots!
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-Whydowekeepgetting
thisguyfather'
sdaygifts?
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04,690
hey.CanIinterestyouinalittlet&
a?
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10,200
Excuseme?
-Turkeyandavocadosandwich.I'
mfamousforthem.
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-Ah.T&
a.Turkeyand
avocado.-Mm-hmm.
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-Gladyoudidn'
taskmeif
Iwantedabaloneyandjam.
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-Well,doyouwantoneornot?
mgood.
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I'
mjustdoingsomeresearch
forthisarticleI'
mwriting.
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Well,whatdoyouknow?
Arealjob.
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Who'
dofthoughtyou'
dbe
thesonI'
dbeproudof?
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-Well,youonlygottwo.IfigureIgota50
-50shot.
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What'
stheassignment?
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-Ipitchedmyeditorastory
oncharlotteannrobinson,
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youknow,thatwishladywhoconvinced
vinceandbonnietoquittheirjobs?
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-Yeah,well,ifyouwannadoastory
onawomanwhomakeswishescometrue,
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gotothecactusclubin
tijuanaandaskforconchita.
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-That'
sjustastoryaboutprostitutes.
dreadit.
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Guaranteedhappyending.
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06:
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-Thanks,dad.Anyway...
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Myangleonthestoryishowtheseself-helpgurus
tendtodoreallywellindifficulteconomictimes.
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-Inmyday,wedidn'
tcallthemself
-helpgurus.
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Wecalledthemsnakeoilsalesmen.
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Andwewouldtarandfeatherthem
andrunthemoutoftownonarail.
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-Thenyouloadedupyourmusketandwentouttofightthemindians,right,pa?
sright.
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Youmakesurewhenyouwritethatarticleyou
talkaboutallthecrapthatwomanpeddles.
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-Youknow,thisbook
isprettyinteresting.
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mgonnagocheckoutherseminartoday.
llsaveyaatrip.
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Here'
syourstory.
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Givepeoplewhattheywant,
andthey'
llpayyaforit.
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It'
salsoconchita'
sbook.
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Here.
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