六人行中英对照917 The One With The Memorial ServiceWord文档下载推荐.docx
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Betshe'
dsleepwithyounow...
No...Ialreadye-mailedher.
Letmeseewhatyouwroteaboutyourself:
"
DoctorPaleontology,twokids..."
(pause)YousplitwithCarolbecauseyouhavedifferentinterests?
...IthinkyousplitwithCarolbecauseyou'
veoneverysimilarinterest!
Youknowwhat?
I'
mgonnafinishthislater,ok?
Letmejustgrabmycoat.
(hethrowsthebasketballagainstatableagain)
(hepicksuptheball)Whatdoyouthinkyoulearnedhowtodointhelasttwominutes?
(heentersanotherroom)
Maybewefinishthisforhim!
(hesitsdownonthesofaandhestarttypingonRoss'
computer)"
AlsoIclonedadinosaurinmylab.She'
snowmygirlfriend.Idon'
tcarewhatsocietysays.It'
sthebestsexI'
veeverhad"
...aaandSEND!
(hestopsChandlerfrompostingthemessage)No,no,no...whatdo...youcan'
tdothattohim!
(hecomesback)Alright,let'
sgo!
Dude!
(heopenshisarmstoreceivetheballfromRoss'
hands)
Ithinkyoumadeitclearyoucannotbetrustedwiththeballinsidethehouse!
(afterRossleavestheroom)aaandSEND!
(hehitsthesendbutton)
Openingcredits
JoeyandRachel'
sapartment]
Rachel:
Howwasbasketball?
Oh,itwasalotoffunrightupuntilChandlergotafingerintheeye!
Oh,no!
Whodidthat?
Chandler...hey...(hegoestowardshisroombuthestopsnearEmma'
scot)Rach...what'
sHugsydoin'
inthecribwithEmma?
(helookspuzzled)
Shewasjustcrawlingaroundandshefoundhim,soIjustlethersleepwithhim.That'
sallright?
Isn'
tit?
(stillverypuzzled)Oh,yeah...ofcourse...yeah...it'
sastuffedanimal...youknow...it'
sforkids...notforadults...Iknowthat!
Joey...areyousure?
Imean,Iknowhowmuchyoulovehim!
Rachel...let'
sbeclearonthis,ok?
IdonotloveHugsy.Ilikehimanormalamount...
Allright...Oh,Emmaloveshim!
Whywouldn'
tshe?
He'
sawonderfulperson!
CentralPerk]
Phoebe:
Hi.
Monica:
HeyPhoebe...howyoudoin'
Youfeelin'
better?
Breakingupsucks!
Oh,IreallymissMike!
Oh,I'
msosorry!
OhGod,Itriedeverythingtomakemyselffeelbetter.Ieventriedwritingasongaboutit...but...Ican'
tthinkofanythingthatrhymeswithAARRGGHH!
!
(pause)HeyMonica,Ireallyneedyourhelpgettingthroughthis...
You'
renotgonnaneedmyhelp?
Wellno,whenIgettothepointwhere...youknow...I'
mreadytohearcruelmockingjokesaboutMike...I'
mgonnacometoyou.
Ohgood,'
causeI'
vealreadythoughtof3...4!
vejustthoughtofafourth(hegoestowardsthecounter)
Ok.ImeanIknowIdidtherightthing.Youknow,MikeneverwantstogetmarriedandIshouldn'
tbeinarelationshipthathasnofuture...but...prettysoonI'
mgonnamisshimsomuch.I'
mgonnawannaseehimagainandyouhavetostopmefromdoingthat.
Ok,yougotit!
(afterapause)Unless...Maybeit'
stoocrazyaboutthis...Alrightso...youknow,thereisnofuture...butthatdoesn'
tmeanwestillcan'
thavefun.Youknowwhat?
ForgetwhatIsaid.
Really?
Ifthat'
swhatyouwant...
Thatwasatestandyoujustfailed.
Damnit!
Rookiemistake!
(Rossentersandhe'
sreallyangry.HegoestowardsChandlerwho'
ssittingatthecounter)
(yellingatChandler)Ihavesexwithdinosaurs?
IbelieveIreadthatsomewhere!
Thatonlyisnotfunny,it'
sphysicallyimpossible!
Ok?
DependingonthespeciesI'
dhavetohaveasixfootlong...(pause)It'
snotfunny!
Irespectfullydisagree.
Ican'
tbelieveyouputthatonmyalumnipage!
Whocares?
Nobodyreadsthosethings
dbetterhopenotbecauseIjustreadwhatyouputonyourpagetoday.
Idon'
thaveapage.
Ohohoh!
IRESPECTFULLYDISAGREE!
Rachel'
sroom.RachelandEmmaaresleeping;
Joeysneaksinandapproachesthecrib]
Lookatyou,allsweetandinnocent,sleepinglikeanangel...withEmma'
schubbylittlehandswrappedaroundya.(hepicksupHugsy)It'
sokay,Emma,youstayasleep.(Emmacries)
(threateningJoeywithascrunchy):
Stepawayfromthecrib,Ihaveaweapon!
sokay,it'
sokayRach,it'
sme.Putdownthescrunchy.
Whatareyoudoing?
Well,IheardEmmastirring,soIcametomakesureshecouldreachHugsy.
Oh,ohthanks.Alrightwell,nowthatI'
mupI'
mgoingtogotothebathroom.
(placingHugsybackinthecrib)Thereyougosweetie...(toEmma)Thisisn'
tover.
MonicaandChandler'
s.Chandlerislookingatthescreenofhislaptop,shakinghishead.]
Alright,waitasecond,whywouldRosstelleveryoneinyourclassthatyouareas...(readsfromthescreen)"
gayasthedayislong"
BecauseItoldeveryonehesleptwithdinosaurs.
Butthat'
sclearlyajoke.Thiscouldeasilybetrue.(Phonerings)
Wouldyougetthatplease?
Peoplehavebeencallingtocongratulatemeallday.
(Onthephone)Hello?
No,he'
snothere.Yeah,thisishiswife.Yeah,well,itcameasquiteashocktometoo.IguessIshouldhaveknown.Yeah,Imean,hejustkeptmakingmewatchMoulinRouge.
Hangup,hangup.Andthatwasagreatmovie!
(Monicahangsup)I'
msogonnagetbackatRoss...ohyeah,thiswillshowhim,herewego(startstypingsomething).
Oh,you'
llseemyfriend.
[Timelapse,stillChandlerandMonica'
s,butonlyChandleristhere.EnterRoss]
(visiblyupset)I'
mdead?
(fakingsympathy)Andsoyoung.
PostingthatIdied?
Thatreallyisn'
tfunny.
Well,howyoudiedwasfunny.
Ohplease,hitbyablimp?
Itkillsoveroneamericanseveryyear.
Unbelievable,myclassmatesaregonnathinkI'
mdead,myprofessors,my...myparentsaregonnagetphonecalls.You'
remessingwithpeople'
sfeelingshere.
Youwannatalkaboutpeople'
sfeelings?
YoushouldhaveheardhowhurtprofessorSternwasyesterdaywhenItoldhimIwouldn'
tbeabletogowithhimtoKeyWest!
vereallycrossedthelinehere,butthat'
sok'
monmywaytobuysomePhotoshopsoftwareandastackofgayporn.That'
sright!
Yourcomingoutisabouttogetrealgraphic.
Phoebe'
God,IwishMikewerehere.
OkayifMikewereherewhatwouldthetwoofyoubedoing?
(Phoebegivesherameaningfullook)
Whatareyou,animals?
s4o'
clockintheafternoon!
Igottacallhim.Justtotalktohim,there'
snoharminthat.
Phoebe,that'
showitstarts.Idon'
tneedtoeatthecake,I'
lljustsmelltheicing...whydon'
tIjusteatalittlesliver,or,okay,justasliceortwo.Andnextthingyouknow,you'
re210poundsandyougetwedgedingoingdownthetunnelslide.Phoebe,honey,Iknowthisishard.Look,ifyoutalktohim,you'
regoingtowannaseehim.Andifyouseehim,you'
regoingtowanttogetbacktogetherwithhim.Iknowthat'
snotwhatyouwant.(pause)Givemeyourphone.
Here.
Andnowyourcell.
Okay(shetakesahuge,clearlyobsoletecellphoneshekeepsinaclosetandgivesittoMonica)
Thisisyourcellphone?
Yes.
Thisisyourcurrentcellphone?
Yes,itremindsmeofasimplertime.
Phoebe,where'
syourpurse?
(TheyrunforPhoebe'
spurse,Phoebegetstherefirstandtakesthecell.Monicatriestotakeitawayfromher)
No,no!
Giveittome!
Youcan'
thaveit.
No(tucksitinherpants)
llgointhere.
(disbelievingly)Ohyeah.
Phoebecomehere
(theyfightalittle,thephonefallsandMonicapicksitup)
Haha!
DamnyouMonicaGellerhyphenBing!
s.EnterJoey]
Hey,lookwho'
shere!
sJoey,andhebroughthomeafriend.
Joey,Emma'
srighthere!
Youpromisednottobringgirlshomeinthemiddleofthedayanymore.
No,no,it'
snotagirl,it'
s...abrandnewHugsy!
Ohthat'
ssogreat,nowEmmahastwoHugsy'
s.
No,no,EmmahasoneHugsy,thenewHugsy,huh?
TheotherHugsy,Idon'
tknow,IguessI'
lljusttakeitback.
Ohyouknowwhat?
WhenIwasalittlegirlIhadalittlepinkponynamedCotton.OhIlovedhersomuch,Itookhereverywhere,Iwouldbraidhertail...
Makethetransfer!
(Shedoesso)
ShouldIbeconcernedthatabuttonfellofftheoldHugsyandIcan'
tfindit?
Oh,nodon'
tworryaboutthat,Iswallowedthatyearsago.
(Emmacries)
Oh,Idon'
tthinkshelikesthenewHugsy.
Buthe'
sthesame.
Yeah,Ithinkshewantstheoldoneback.
Joey,comeon!
sthe
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