高中英语《Frinds老友记》第10季中英文对照完整剧本1011 The One Where The Stripper Cries素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第10季中英文对照完整剧本1011TheOneWhereTheStripperCries素材
1011TheOneWhere
TheStripperCries
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Everyone'ssittingonthecouch.MonicaandJoeyenter.]
Joey:
Heyguys!
Monica:
Hey,letmetellthem!
Joey:
Sure.
Monica:
Joeyisgonnabeacelebrityguestonagameshow!
Phoebe:
Great!
Ross:
Really?
Whichone?
Monica:
(stoppingJoeyfromanswering)Ohh!
Fish,seaweed,asunkenship.
Ross:
Thingsyoufindintheocean,(toJoey)You'regonnabeon"Pyramid"!
!
Monica:
Oh,thatwasourfavoritegameshowever!
Ross:
Exceptfor"Matchgame"...
Monica:
Or"Win,LoseorDraw".
Chandler:
WhatdidImarryinto?
Joey:
Wouldyouguyswanttocomedowntomorrowandwatchmetapetheshow?
Monica:
Oh,Ican't.We'rethrowingPhoebeabacheloretteparty.
Phoebe:
Yeah,sorryboys,thisride'sclosing.
Ross:
Oh,andChandlerandIhavethisstupidcollegealumnithing.Ican'tbelieveyougettomeetDonnyOsmond.
Joey:
Seriously?
Ross:
(veryexcited)Yeah-uh!
Monica:
RossandIalwayswantedtobeDonnyandMarie.
Chandler:
Youguysjustkeepgettingcoolerandcooler!
Monica:
Yeah,weusedtoperformforourfamilyandfriends.
Rachel:
OhGod,that'sright.Iblockedthatout.
Monica:
(singinganoldDonnyandMariesong)"I'malittlebitcountry"...
Ro
ss:
(continuessinging)"...andI'malittlebitrock'n'roll"!
Chandler:
(toMonica)I'mleavingyou.
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
Classof'91reunion.RossandChandlerenter.]
Ross:
Soweirdtoseeallthesepeopleagain...OhmyGod,look,there'sGeoffreyCleric.
Chandler:
Who?
Ross:
HewasroommateswithJohnRosoff.HewentoutwithAndreaTamburino.ShedumpedhimforMichaelSkloff.
Chandler:
(lookingaround)DidIgotothisschool?
Ross:
Hey,there'sMissyGoldberg.Yougottarememberher.
Chandler:
(looksoverather)Sure,nice.
Ross:
Dude.You'remarriedtomysister.
Chandler:
You'reright,
bysaying"nice"I'mvirtuallylickingher.
Ross:
Hey,Ihearshe'ssingleagain,d'youthinkIshouldaskherout?
Chandler:
Areyouaskingpermissiontobreakthepact?
Ross:
Yesplease.
[Flashback,year1987.Chandlerenterstheschool'scorridor.Rossishangingsomeflyersonthewall.Bothhaveafunny80shairandclothes.]
Ross:
Hey.Hey,checkouttheflyersfortheband.Imade'emonaMacintoshinthecomputerroom!
Chandler:
Awesome,thenamereallystandsout.
Ross:
Thankstoalittlesomethingcalled"HelveticaBold24point"!
Chandler:
Man,we'regonnarockthatAsianstudentunion!
Missy:
Heyguys!
Chandler:
Hey!
Ross:
Hey,Missy...
Chandler:
Youknow,ourbandisplayingonFriday.
Ross:
Yeah,yeah.Youshouldcomecheckusout.We'recalled"Way!
NoWay!
".
Missy:
Noway!
ChandlerandRoss:
Way!
Missy:
Right.I'llbethere.(sheleaves)
Chandler:
Fresh!
Ross:
Boss!
Chandler:
Mint!
Ross:
She'sgone.
Chandler:
Iknowit.Youknow,I'mtotallygonnaaskherout.
Ross:
Dude,Iwasgonnaaskherout.
Chandler:
Isaiditfirst,bro.
Ross:
Well,Ithoughtitfirst,Holmes.
Chandler:
(angrily)Look,ifyoudid...
Ross:
Woha!
Wait...Whatarewedoing?
Whatwehaveistooimportanttomessitupoversomegirl.Imean,wecangetlaidanytimewewant.
Chandler:
Totally.IhadsexinHighschool...
Ross:
Metoo.I'mgoodatit.
Chandler:
Allright,I'dsaywemakeapact.NeitherofuswillgooutwithMissyGoldberg.
Ross:
Yougotit.
Chandler:
Allright,sothat'sMissyGoldberg,PhoebeCatesandMollyRingwald,whoneitherofuscangooutwith.
Ross:
Thosearethepacts!
Chandler:
Oh,andSheenaEaston.Butweprobablycouldn'tgetheranyway.
Ross:
Oh,oh...maybenotyou!
[WegetbacktotheClassof'91reunion,whereRossandChandlerarestilllookingatMissy.]
Chandler:
Well,Iofficiallygiveyoupermissiontobreakthepact.
Ross:
Thankyou.(theyshakehands)Allright,hereIgo.Hey,rememberhowscaryitusedtobegoinguptogirlsincollege?
Chandler:
Yourhandsareshaking.
Ross:
Iknow,andIcan'tstopsweating.(hewalkstowardsMissy)
[Scene:
The"Pyramid"Studio.]
Voice:
Five!
Four!
Three!
Applause!
DonnyOsmond:
Yeah!
Welcome,itisSoapOperaweekhereonPyramid,let'smeetourcontestants.First,GeneLesterisadatabasespecialist,he'sgonnabeplayingwith"DaysofOurLife's"starJoeyTribbiani!
(Joey'samazedattheplaceandhekeepslookingaroundtillherealizestheaudienceisapplaudinghim)
Joey:
(toGene)Iknowitcouldbeintimidatingforregularpeopletobearoundcelebritiesbut...relax,I'mjustlikeyou!
(pause)Onlybetterlookingandricher.
Donny:
...shouldbeplayingwiththestarof"GeneralHospital"LeslieCharleson.(applause)Welcomeeverybody.Goodlucktoallofyou.Let'splayPyramid.Allright?
Now...weflippedacoinbeforetheshow,Gene,youwonthetoss,soyou'regonnastart.Whichcategorywouldyoulike?
Gene:
I'lltake"Youcrossedtheline".
Donny:
Youcrossedtheline.Joey,describeforGenethesethingsthathavelines.Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.Ready,go!
Joey:
(onthescreenthere'stheword"Supermarket")Uhm...ok.It'sastore,likeasupermarket.(thereisasoundindicatinghemadeamistakeasheshouldn'thavesaid'supermarket'.Thenextwordappears,"notebook")Oh!
Isee-IseewhatIdid.Yeah,ok,ok,uhm...I'mwritinginmy...
Gene:
Diary.
Joey:
Noo,(whispering)morelikeanotebook...Damnit!
(nextwordappears:
"blueprint")Oh,ifI'mbuildinganhouse,theplanisn'tcalledthe'shmoo-print'...Can'tsaythateither?
Woha...hey...(thelastwordis"Footballfield"andthereare5secondsleft)Inhighschool,Ioncehadsexwithagirlrightinthemiddleofthe...
Gene:
Cafeteria.
Joey:
Yeah!
Butthatisnotwhatthey'relookingfor.(time'sfinished)OOOH!
[Scene:
Monica'sapartment,wherePhoebe'sbachelorettepartyistakingplace.]
Phoebe:
(toRachel)Thankyousomuchforthis.
Rachel:
Oh,d'youlikeit?
Phoebe:
OhmyGod,it'sallsoelegant!
When'sthedirtystuffstarting?
Rachel:
What?
Phoebe:
Youknow,thestrippers,andtheguysdancing,andyouknow,pee-pee'sflyingabout.
Rachel:
Pheebs,I...thereisn'tgonnabeanyflyingabout!
Weactuallythoughtwewerealittletoomatureforstufflikethat.
Phoebe:
Oh,ok.Iseewhatyou'redoing,that'sfine.Thisisallthereis,justtea,uh,ok.(shedrinkshertea)Hmmmm...raunchy!
Rachel:
SeriouslyPheebs,it'snotgonnabethatkindofaparty.
Phoebe:
Really?
Sothisis...thisismybigsendoffinthemarriedlife?
RachelthisistheonlybachelorettepartyI'mevergonnahave!
I'vegotabigwadof$1sinmypurse!
Really?
Imean,really?
It'sjusttea?
Rachel:
Nooo!
Phoebe,ofcoursethereismore!
Imean,I'lljustgoandtalktoMonicaandgetanETAonthepee-pee's!
[Scene:
Joey'satthegameshow"Pyramid"withhostDonnyOsmond.]
Donny:
NowGeneImustremindyou,youneedallsixofthesetostayinthegame,allright?
DescribeforJoeythingsyoufindinyourrefrigerator.
Joey:
Ahaha,hemightaswelljustgiveusthepoints.
Donny:
Givemetwentysecondsontheclock.Ready?
Go!
(thefirstwordiscream)
Gene:
Youputthisinyourcoffee.
Joey:
Aspoon.Yourhands.Yourface!
Gene:
It'swhite!
Joey:
Paper,snow,aghost!
Gene:
It'sheavierthenmilk!
Joey:
Arock,adog,theearth.
Gene:
Pass!
(thesecondwordismayonnaise)
Gene:
Youputthisonasandwich.
Joey:
Salami,anchovies,jam!
Gene:
It'swhite!
Joey:
Paper,snow,aghost!
Gene:
It'smadefromeggs!
Joey:
Chickens?
Gene:
Pass!
Joey:
Oh!
(Thethirdwordisketchup)
Gene:
Youputthisonahamburger!
Joey:
Ketchup!
Gene:
Yes!
(Thefourthwordissoda)
J
oey:
Relish!
Gene:
Stop!
Joey:
Oh.
Donny:
Oh,time'sup!
Joey!
Youwere,uh,almostonarollthere...
Joey:
Yeah...
Donny:
Uh,Gene,you'regonnahaveachancetogotothewinnercircleinthesecondhalf.ButrightnowHenriettayouaregoingtothewinnercircletotryyourluckfortenthousanddollars,rightafterthis,don'tgoaway.
StageManager:
Andwe'reout!
Joey:
Oh,sowedidn'twin,butit'sfuntoplaythegame,right?
Gene:
Hey!
Igotakidstartingcollege.I'vetoget
surgeryonmyknee,youjustlostmetengrand!
Joey:
Oh,wow!
I'msosorry,ok?
Ipromise,we'lldobetternexttime!
Gene:
Well,Iwill,becauseIwon'tbeplayingwithyou.
Joey:
Hey,youknow,someofthoseareprettyhard!
Likewhywouldtherebeaghostinmyfridge?
(pause).Yeah!
[Scene:
Collegereunionparty.RossistalkingtoMissy.]
Ross:
So,Saturdaynight!
Missy:
I'dloveto!
Ross:
Great!
Missy:
Sohowcomeittookyousolongtoaskmeout?
Ross:
Oh,well,uh,thisisgonnasoundkindasilly,but,doyouremembermyroommateChandlerBing?
Missy:
Sure,hewasinyour"band"?
(sheairquotesband)
Ross:
It'sbeensixteenyearsbuttheairquotesstillhurt.
Missy:
Sorry.
Ross:
That'sok.Uh,anyway,wellheandIbothreallylikedyoualot,uhm,butwedidn'twantanythingtojeopardizeourfriendship,sowekindamadeapact,thatneitherofuscouldaskyouout!
Missy:
Really?
Ross:
Yeah,why?
Missy:
Well,ChandlerandIusedtomakeout!
Alot!
Ross:
Youdid?
Missy:
Yeah.We'dgotothesciencelabafterhours!
Ross:
(angrily)ANDONMYTURF?
[Scene:
Monica'sapartment.Thebacheloretteparty.]
Monica:
(toRachel)Hey,whereisthisguy,it'sbeenoveranhour!
Rachel:
Well,he'scomingfromJersey,hesaidhewouldgethereasfastashecould!
(someoneknocksatthedoor)
Monica:
Whoisit?
Man:
It'sthepolice!
Rachel:
(pretendstobeshocked)Uh!
Thepolice!
Phoebe:
(Excited,runningbacktoherseat)Oh!
Man:
That'sright,it'sofficerGoodbody.
Monica:
What'sthematter,officer?
Hassomeonebeenbad?
(looksovertoPhoebeandsheopensthedoor,andtotheirdismay,thestripperisanold,short,fatguywholooksexhausted)
Roy,themalestripper:
(coughs)
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