六人行中英对照522 The One With Joeys Big Break.docx
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六人行中英对照522TheOneWithJoeysBigBreak
522TheOneWithJoey'sBigBreak
[Scene:
CentralPerk,everyonebutPhoebearetherereading.RachelissittingonthecouchflankedbyRossandMonica.Shesuddenlystopsreadingandstartsblinkingherlefteyeasifit'sbotheringher.TheproblemisthatJoeyisonherleftandthinksshe'swinkingathimandwinksback.Rossiswatchingthisandisn'tquitesureofwhattomakeofit.]
Ross:
What'sgoingon?
Rachel:
Well,myeyeisalittleitchy.
(RossturnstolookatJoey.)
Joey:
Uhhh,minetoo!
Yeah.
Monica:
(ToRachel)Wow!
It'sreallyred!
Youshouldgoseemyeyedoctor.
Rachel:
Richard?
I'mnotgonnagoseeyourex-boyfriend!
Chandler:
Oh,Richard.That'sallIeverhear,Richard,Richard,Richard!
Monica:
Sincewe'vebeengoingout,IthinkI'vementionedhisnametwice!
Chandler:
Okay,soRichard,Richard!
Monica:
It'snotRichard!
Okay?
It'sthisnewguyandhe'sreallygood.
Rachel:
Well,I'msorryI'mnotgoingtoaneyedoctor!
Ross:
OhGod,herewego!
Chandler:
What?
Ross:
Anytimeanythingcomesclosetotouchinghereyeoranyoneelse'sshelikefreaksout.Watch!
Watch!
(Hetakeshisfingerandmovesittowardshiseye.)
Rachel:
(flinches)Ross!
Comeon!
That'sallright!
Fine--Okay,Ihaveaweirdthingaboutmyeye.Canwenottalkaboutitplease?
All:
Allright,fine.
Monica:
HeyRach,rememberthatgreatsong,Me,Myself,andI?
(Andonthe"I"partshemimicspokinghereye.)
Rachel:
(flinchesagain)Monica!
Comeon!
Ross:
Hey,doesanybodywanttogetsomelunch?
AllthoseinfavorsayI?
(Pokeshiseye)
Rachel:
(freaks)Ross!
Stopit!
Comeon!
Chandler:
HowmuchdidIloveTheKingandI?
(Oh,yougetthepointbynow.)
Rachel:
Chandler!
Joey:
Metoo!
Metoo!
Metoo!
(Yeah,hedoesthesamething.)
Rachel:
Juststopit!
Comeon!
(Joeyhowlsinpainandholdshiseye.)
Chandler:
Youokaythereman?
Joey:
Yeah,Igottooexcited!
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,Ross,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebeareeatingbreakfast.]
Ross:
Allright,Igottago.I'mtakingBentothepark.
Phoebe:
Ohh,givehimakissforme!
Ross:
Allright,bye!
Monica:
Bye!
Phoebe:
Bye!
Ross:
Later!
(Exits.)
Phoebe:
(afterhe'sgone)Iamsosorryyougotcaughtinthemiddleofthat.Ididn'tmeantobesooutthere.Iamfuriouswithhim!
Chandler:
Wowumm,calmdown.
Phoebe:
I'mtrying,butmanthatguycanpushmybuttons!
Monica:
Whyaresomadathim?
Phoebe:
Look,Idon'twannatalkaboutit.Okay?
Monica:
Well,itjustseemsthat…
Phoebe:
Youwannabeonmylisttoo?
Keeptalking!
Hasanyoneseemmylistbytheway?
Chandler:
Uh,noPheebs.What'sitlooklike?
Phoebe:
Uh,it'sapieceofpaperanditsays,"Ross"onit.
Joey:
(entering,depressed)Hey.IjustgotoffthephonewithEstelleandguesswhat.(Pause,thenveryexcitedly)IGOTTHELEADINAMOVIE!
!
!
!
!
!
Chandler:
Yougottheleadinamovie?
That'samazing!
What'sthemovieabout?
!
Joey:
It'scalledShutterSpeed,it'sreallycool!
Yeah,umm,Imeetthisgirlinthesubwayandwefallinloveinlikeaday,right?
Andthen,shedisappears…ButIfindoutwhereshelivesandwhenIgettherethislikeoldladyanswersthedoorandIsay,"Where'sBetsy?
"Right?
Andshesays,"Betsy'sbeendeadfor10years."
Phoebe:
Ohh-oh,chilling!
Joey:
Andthebestpartis,we'refilminginthedesertoutsideVegas!
(ToChandler)Andyouknowwhatthatmeansbuddy!
Chandler:
Yeah,Iknowthatmeansbuddy!
Joey:
Roadtrip!
Yeah,wecanrentacar!
IjusthavetobetherebyTuesday!
Phoebe:
Ohwait,mygrandmother'sdead.
Chandler:
Well,uh,wecantalkaboutthattooPheebs.
Phoebe:
No!
No,hercab!
Sheprobablywon'tbeusingit;youcandriveittoLasVegas.
Joey:
Allright!
ThanksPheebs!
Chandler:
Whoa-whoa-whoa,whatarewegoingtodoaboutmyjob?
Joey:
Ohumm,notgo.
Chandler:
Allright,great,roadtripbaby!
(ToMonica)Thisokaywithyou?
Monica:
Chandler!
Youdon'thavetoaskformypermission.(Quietly)Youcango.
Chandler:
Thankyou.
Monica:
HeyRach,comeon!
We'regonnabelatefortheeyedoctorappointment!
Rachel:
(enteringfromherbedroom)Allright!
Let'sgetthisoverwith!
Ugh!
(Shewalksbythetableandnoticesthatnooneislookingandaccidentallyonpurposeknocksovertheopencerealbox.)Ohhh!
No!
LookwhatIdid!
(Shestartswalkingthroughthemess.{Also,noticethecontinuityerrorinthisscene.Notethepositionoftheboxanddispersalpatternofthecerealbeforeandafterthecameracut.})Oh,Imean,lookatthismess!
Imean,we'reprobablygonnahavetocleanthisup!
Y'know?
We'regonnahavetoreschedule!
Monica:
No.Ifyouthoughtthismessisgoingtobotherme,youarewrong!
Allright,let'sgoBlinky!
(SheushersRacheloutthedoor,butbeforethedoorfullyclosesshesticksherheadbackin.)Chandler!
!
!
!
(Chandleragreestocleanupthemess.)
[Scene:
CentralPerk,JoeyisreadingamapasPhoebeenters.]
Phoebe:
OhheyJoey!
What'sup?
Joey:
Ican'tdecidewhichroutetotaketoVegas.Hey,you'vetraveledalotright?
Phoebe:
Yeah,I'vebeenaround.
Joey:
Okay,so-sowhichrouteshouldItakethenorthernrouteorthesouthernroute?
Phoebe:
Ooh,ifyoutakethenorthernroutethere'samaninIllinoiswithabeardofbees.{Okay,Imustprotestthis,I'velivedinIllinoisallmylifeandknowofnomanwithabeardofbees!
Wisconsin,ontheotherhand,mightbeadifferentstory.}
Joey:
Great!
Problemsolved!
Phoebe:
Butonthesouthernroutethere'sachickenthatplaystic-tac-toe.
Joey:
Well,backtosquareone.
Phoebe:
Oh,Iknowawaythatyoucandecide!
Allright,I'mgoingtoaskyouaseriesofquestionsandyouanswerasquicklyasyoucan.
Joey:
(quickly)Yes!
Phoebe:
Good,butwait.Okay,allright,herewego.NowIwantyoutorelax.Takeadeepbreath.Clearyourmind.(Quickly)Whichdoyoulikebetterpeanutbutteroreggwhites?
Joey:
Peanutbutter!
Phoebe:
Whichwouldyouratherbeafiremanoraswimmer?
Joey:
Aswimmer!
Phoebe:
WhowouldyourathersleepwithMonicaorRachel?
Joey:
Monica.Oh…huh,IalwaysthoughtitwouldbeRachel.
Phoebe:
Nothinking!
Nothinking!
Tieorascot?
Joey:
Ascot!
Phoebe:
Northrouteorsouthroute?
Joey:
Northroute!
Phoebe:
Bamn!
Thereyougo!
Huh?
Joey:
Wow!
Thatwasincredible!
Beardofbees,hereIcome!
Ross:
(entering)Hey!
Phoebe:
Oh,thisguyagain.(Sheignoreshim.)
Joey:
Heyman,what'sup?
Ross:
Uhh,notmuch.Youguyswanttoseeamovietonight?
Joey:
Sure,whatdoyouwanttosee?
Ross:
Idon'tknow,umm…
Joey:
Oh,Iknowhowwecandecide.Phoebe,showhimyourgame!
Phoebe:
Umm,nothankyou.(Shegetsupandmovestothecouch.Theywereatatablepreviously.)
Ross:
What'swithher?
Joey:
Idon'tknow.Buthey,Iknowwecandecide.Okay,I'mgonnaaskyouquestionsandyouanswerrealquick.Okay?
Ross:
Okay.
Joey:
Whatdoyoulikebetteractionorcomedy?
Ross:
Action.
Joey:
WhowouldyourathersleepwithMonicaorRachel?
(Rosspausesandlooksathim,Joeymotionsforhimtohurryup.)
Ross:
Dude,youaresick.
Joey:
Oh,I'msorry.IforgotyouhadthatwholeRachelthing.
[Scene:
Monica'seyedoctor'soffice,MonicaandRachelarewaitinginanexamroomandlookingatthisbigwhitethingusedtocheckeyes.Ihavenoideawhatitis,andifanophthalmologisthappenstoknowwhatthatis,letmeknow.]
Rachel:
OhmyGod!
Whatdoesthatthingdo?
Monica:
(looksatitmoreclosely)Ohthat'saneyeremovalmachine.
Rachel:
Allright,I'mouttahere!
Monica:
I'mkidding!
I'mkidding!
(Rachelheadsforthedoorbutisinterceptedbythedoctor.)
TheDoctor:
HiRachel!
Rachel:
Hey!
TheDoctor:
I'mDr.Miller.Monicatoldmeyouwerealittlenervous,butdon'tworryeverything'sgonnabejustfine.
Rachel:
Soweredonethen!
Dr.Miller:
Almost!
Butfirst,wegottastart.
Rachel:
Okay.
Dr.Miller:
Thisisaglaucomatest.
Rachel:
Uh-huh.
Dr.Miller:
Sitdown.
Rachel:
Okay.
Dr.Miller:
Butyourchinhere.(Shedoesso.)Now,you'llfeelasmallpuffofairineacheye.
Rachel:
(jerksbackfromthetester)What?
!
Monica:
Asmallpuffofair,nowcomeon!
Dr.Miller:
Herewego.
Rachel:
Allright.
Dr.Miller:
1…2…3!
(Racheljerksbackon3.)
Rachel:
I'msorry.Allright,I'lljuststayinherethistime.(Putsherheadback.)Okay.
Dr.Miller:
Ready?
Rachel:
Uh-huh.
Dr.Miller:
1…2…(Sheflincheson2thistime.)
Monica:
Y'knowwhat,I'mgonnaholdherhead.
Rachel:
Okay.
Dr.Miller:
That'sokay.
Monica:
Okay.(Monicabacksoff.)
Rachel:
Okay.Okay!
Dr.Miller:
1…2!
(Sheflinchesagain.)(Givesup.)Y'knowwhat?
You'reyoung;youprobablydon'thaveglaucoma.
Rachel:
(reallyexcited)Great!
!
Itwasvery,verynicetomeetyousir--Ow!
Hey!
Whatareyoudoing?
!
Areyoucrazy!
(Hetookoutthatthingtheyusetolookatpeople'sretinasandlookedatRachel'swhenshewasshakinghishandcausinghertoflinchandscreamathim.)
Dr.Miller:
Okay.You'vegotasmall,minorinfectioninthatlefteye.Iwantyoutotakethesedropsthreetimesadayandyou'llbeasgoodasnew.
Rachel:
Yeah,no,Idon't-Idon'tputthingsinmyeye.
Dr.Miller:
Okaythen,Iguesswe'llseeyoubackhereinthreemonths.
Rachel:
Great!
Dr.Miller:
AndI'llfityouforaglasseye.
Rachel:
Okay,justgivemethedamndrops!
(Grabsthemandstormsout.)
Monica:
Dr.Miller?
(Shecoversherrighteyeandreadsfromthechart)PECFD.
Dr.Miller:
VerygoodMonica!
Youknowwheretheyare.
Monica:
Isuredo!
(Sherunsovertoadrawer,opensit,andgrabsalollipop.)(ToRachel)Andyoudon'tgetone!
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Phoebe,Rachel,Monica,andJoeyarethere.]
Rachel:
Y'know,I-Igottatellya,thoseeyedropsareamiracle.Myeyeisa100%better.
Monica:
They'restillinmycoat.
Rachel:
Damn!
Chandler:
(entering)Hey!
Joey:
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