经典美剧《老友记》第八季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第八季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Phoebe.Willyoucheckoutthatguybythewindow.Wow!
Thatguybackthere?
He'sawfullyshort.AndIthinkhe'stalkingtohimself.
Andtobecompletelyhonest,he'snotthatgoodinbed.
Really?
Whatiswrongwithmelately?
It'slike,everyguyIsee.
Imean,lookatthatguy,forexample.
That'snotsomeoneIwouldbeattractedto.
Butrightnow,withthewayI'mfeeling..
allIwanttodoisripoffhissweatpantsandfannypack.
Waitasecond!
Thisisaboutthefourthmonthofyourpregnancy,right?
-Yeah.-Thisiscompletelynormal.
Aroundthefourthmonth,yourhormonesstartgoingcrazy.
-Really?
Sothishashappenedtoyou?
-Absolutely!
Andkeepinmindnow,Iwascarryingtriplets.
Soinmedicalterms,Iwasthriceasrandy.
Wow,thisexplainssomuch!
Lastweekend,Iwentfromstoretostore,sittingonSantas'laps.
Yeah,Iremembertryingtostealacardboardcutout..
ofEvanderHolyfieldfromaFootLocker.
Well,Igoseemydoctortomorrow.I'llaskheraboutthis.
Maybeshecangivemeapillorsomething.
Yeah,that'swhatyouneed.Agoodpill.
Oh,no.Short,crazyguyrecognizesme.Worstmistakeofmylife.
Callme.
TheOneWithTheCreepyHolidayCard
26
Great.Hey,Joey,wanttocheckoutpicturesofmeandMonaice-skating?
Ordinarily,Iwouldloveto,butIamjustswampedrightnow.
Wherearethepicturesthatthatcreepypretzelvendortookofustogether?
Oh,yeah.Probablyattheend.
Oh,myGod!
Allhetookwerepicturesofmybreasts.
I'mmissingpicturetime!
Youknow,shehasaface,Ross.
Ididn'ttakethese,okay?
Ididn'tevenknowmycamerahadazoomlens.
"Comma,officer."
-Okay,here'sagoodoneofus.-Wow,thatisagoodone!
Itlookslikeaholidaycard.
Withthetreeinthemiddleandtheskatersandthesnow.
Goodjob,pretzelpervert.
Everyyear,IsayI'mgonnasendoutholidaycardsandIneverdoit.
Doyouwanttosendthisoneouttogether?
Together?
Like,topeople?
Yeah."Happyholidays,fromMonaandRoss."It'llbecute,okay?
Okay.
-Igottagettowork.Callmelater?
-Sure,sure.
-Bye,guys.-Bye.
Congratulations!
Youjustgotmarried!
Iknow.Canyoubelievethat?
I'msorry.What'sthebigdealaboutaholidaycard?
Marriedcouplessendoutcards.Familiessendoutcards.
Peoplewhohavebeendatingforacoupleofmonthsdon'tsendoutcards.
-Whatisshe,crazy?
-That'syourwifeyou'retalkingabout!
No,really.Imean,thatwouldbelikeahugestepforward.
Ilikethingsjustthewaytheyare.
I'mfinallyinarelationshipthat'snotmovingtoofast.
Youknow,ordinarily,I'dbedivorcedbynow.
Okay,sojusttellheryoudon'twannasendoutthecard.What'sshegonnado?
This.
Oh,okay.Ididn'tmeantoputpressureonyou..
Ijustthoughtitwouldbesomethingfunforustodotogether..
butokay,that'sokay.
Okay,stop.Stop.You'reright,it'snotthatbigadeal.I'lldothecard.
-What?
IsaidI'ddoit.-Iknow,it'sjust..
CanIhave$20?
-Hi.Youreadyforlunch?
-Onesecond.
-That'scute.-Bing!
AndtheBingette!
Ithoughtitfeltalittlehotterintheofficetoday.
-Oh,honey,youremembermyboss,Doug.-Yes.Hi.
Goodnews!
Thedivorceisfinal.Isignedthepapersthisa.m.
Ididn'tknowyouandKaradivorced.I'msorry.
Sorry?
Ifinallychewedmylegoutofthatbeartrap.
-Congratulationstoyouguys,though.-Noleg-chewingforus,sir.
Well,giveittime.
Sothedivorce,themarriage,wegotalottocelebrate.
Howaboutweallgoouttodinnertomorrownight.
Ican'tthinkofanythingwe'redoing.
Whycan'tIthinkofanythingwe'redoing?
Tomorrownightitis.Ishouldbeoutofcourtby6.
Theykeepthrowingsexualharassmentcasesatme..
andIkeepknockingthemoutofthepark!
Okay,seeyoutomorrow.
Justsoyouknow,we'renotseeinghimtomorrow.
Honey,onceyougettoknowhim,he'smuch,muchworse.
Ican'tdothisalone.
Honey,I'msorry.Ican'thelpyou.Ican'tspendanothereveningwiththatman.
Doyourememberhowhebehavedatourwedding?
That'sbecausehewasn'tinvited.
Becauseofthewayhebehavedatourengagementparty.
Oh,yeah!
Urinecutsrightthroughanicesculpture,doesn'tit?
Oh,whatthehell?
Bplus.
Hi!
Iwentbythephotoshop.Takealook.
Hereisamockupofourcard.Whatdoyouthink?
Wow,that'sgreat.
Doyouthinkitshouldsay,"Love,RossandMona"?
Well,wehaven'tsaidthattoeachotheryet..
butIguessit'sokaytosayittootherpeople.
-Howmanydidyouwant?
I'llget100.-Ahundred?
Well,IguessI'lltake..
Mona?
I'mnotsureaboutthewholecardthing.
Really?
Whynot?
Sendingoutaholidaycardtogether?
Ijustdon'tknowifwe'rereallyquitethereyet.
Ididn'tthinkofitthatway.You'reright.
-SocanIaskyouaquestion?
-Yeah.
Wherearewe?
Youknow,wherearewe?
Whereisthisrelationshipgoing?
Ilovespendingtimewithyou.Ijusthopewe'removingforward.
Weshouldtalkaboutthat,don'tyouthink?
Let'sdothecard!
-What?
-Thecard!
Ithinkwe'rethere!
Okay.ButIstillthinkweshouldhavethisconversation.
Really?
Evenwiththecard?
Justsoyouknow,Dr.Longcan'tbeheretoday,soDr.Schiffwillbeseeingyou.
Oh,okay.CanIaskyouaquestion?
Wasitme,orwastheguywhotookmybloodsamplereallycute?
YouknowwhoI'mtalkingabout?
Bowlhaircut,hairyfingers?
Actually,nevermind.Ijustansweredmyownquestion.
-Hi,Rachel?
I'mDr.Schiff.-Yes,youare.
-Okay,nowhe'scute,right?
-Oh,God,yes.
So,how'sitgoing?
It'sgoingreallygood.Butenoughaboutme!
Comeon.
Whereareyoufrom?
Whatdoyoudo?
-I'madoctor.-Right.Imeant..
inyoursparetime.Doyoucook?
Soyouski?
Orjusthangoutwithyourwife,orgirlfriend?
Idon'thaveawifeoragirlfriend,butIdoliketoski.
Ilovetoski!
Howamazingisthis?
-Areyouexperiencinganydiscomfort?
-No,I'mverycomfortable.
-Anypainfulgas?
-No!
Dr.Schiff!
Whatkindofquestionisthat?
Okay,then.Wouldyouliketoliedownonthetable?
Wouldyoulikemetoliedownonthetable?
-Istheresomethinggoingonhere?
-Doyoufeelittoo?
-Hi.-Howdidyourdoctor'sappointmentgo?
Well,let'ssee,theygaveme"cuteboy"doctortoday.
Inthemiddleoftheexam,Iputmypinkieinhischindimple.
-Oh,myGod!
-Whydidyoudothat?
RememberthatlittleproblemIwashavingduringmyfourthmonthofpregnancy?
Oh,yeah!
TheEvanderHolyfieldphase.
Oh,man!
Youweresohardup,youpracticallycameontome.
Youwish.
Hey,IcouldhavehadyouifIwantedyou.
Oh,yeah?
Comeandgetit.
Okay,eventhisisturningmeon.Youguys,Igotproblems.
Oh,hey.Hey,Ross!
How'sitgoingwithyouandMona?
Areyouguysstilltogether?
Yeah,we'removingforward.You'llbegettingourcard.
You'redoingaholidaycard?
We'renotjustdoingacard.Shealsowantstohavetheconversation..
aboutwheretherelationshipisgoing.
Women!
Iknow!
Whydoyouguysneedtohavethisconversation?
Noself-respectingmanwouldaskawoman,"Sowhereisthisgoing?
"
Ross,youaskedmethat.
Youwereaclosedbook,okay?
I'mnotamindreader!
Whatareyougonnasaytoher?
Whereisthisrelationshipgoing?
Idon'tknow.IreallylikeherandIwannakeepdatingher.
-Sotellherthat.-No,Ican't.
Becausethenshe'sgonnasay,"Well,it'snotmovinganywhere..
-thenweshouldjustbreakup."-Yeah,that'strue.
Besides,Ihatethoseconversations.I'mhorribleatthem.Really.
MaybeIneedsomekindofagesture..
somethingthatsayswe'removingforwardwithouthavingtotalkaboutit.
Likeaskinghertomoveinwithyou?
Smallerthanthat.
-Makingheramixtape?
-Biggerthanthat.
-Giveherakeytoyourapartment.-Wewerecloserwiththemixtape.
Haveyousaid,"Iloveyou"?
Youcouldsay,"Iloveyou."
Idon'tthinkI'mquitethereyet.
ButIcouldsay,"Ilovespendingtimewithyou."
-Wehatethat.-Thatisaslapintheface.
Forgetit.Youknowwhat?
I'lljusthavetheconversation.
I'lljustsayIlikethingsthewaytheyare,andhopeforthebest.
Whatdoyouthink,Rach?
Ithinkifitwasalittlecolderinhere..
Icouldseeyournipplesthroughthatsweater.
Bing?
We'reallsetfortonight,8:
00.
Asitturnsout,wecan'tdoit.Monicahastowork.
Myex-wifedidn'twork.
Unlessyoucallturningintohermother"work."
Fine.Tomorrownightthen.
-Tomorrow'snogoodforher,either.-Whynot?
It'sthesemifinals..
ofherbocceballtournament.
Okay.Thenightafterthatthen.
Well,that'sthefinals,andIthinkshe'sgonnagoalltheway,sir.
What'sgoingon,Bing?
Doesyourwifehaveaproblemwithmeorsomething?
Well,nowyou'rejusttalkingcrazy.
Thenwhycan'tthethreeofusgoouttogether?
Becausewesplitup.
MonicaandIsplitup.
Holdme.
GoodGod,Bing.Well,Ican'tsayI'maltogethersurprised.
Isawthewayshelookedatyou,andtherewasnolovethere.
Andthewayshelookedatme,purelust.
Whatwouldreallyhelpmethroughthistoughtimeischokingsomeone.
Iknowhowyoufeel.Oh,yeah.
Iknowwhatit'sliketogiveawomanallyourlove..
andthenhavethatlovethrownbackinyourface.
Andthenthecourtdecidestogiveyoucustodyofthosefat,left-handedtwins.
Well,they'reluckytohaveyou,sir.
Bing,myboy,we'regonnagetyouoverthis.
Here'stheplan:
Grabyourcoat,we'regoingtoastripclub!
Oh,no!
Monicawouldfreak.
Buttohellwiththatbitch!
Herewego.
Mona,it'stimewehadaconversationaboutwherethingsarewithus.
Yeah,IthinkIsuggestedthat.
Weareso..
Well,Ireallylikeyou.AndIlovehangingoutwithyou.
AndI'mhavingalotoffun.
Okay.
There'snopointinspendingtimewithsomeoneifit'sjustfun.
It'sgottabegoingsomewhere,right?
Sowhereisitgoing?
That'
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