经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Doyouthinktheyhaveyesterday'sDailyNews?
Why?
Ijustwannacheckmyhoroscope,seeifitwasright.
Oh,myGod!
Don'tlooknow.Behindyouthere'saguy...
...whocanbreakourheartsandplungeusintodepression.
Where?
Cometomama.
He'scoming.Becool.Becool.Becool.
-Nicehat.-Thanks.
Weshoulddosomething.Whistle.
I'mnotwhistling.
-Comeon,doit!
-No.
Doit.Doit.Doit.Doit.
Ican'tbelieveyoudidthat.
WhydidIwhoo-hoo?
WasIhopinghe'dturnaroundandsay...
..."Ilovethatsound.Imusthaveyounow"?
Iwishtherewassomethingwecoulddo.
Hello.
Hello,comaguy.
Getup,youGirlScout!
Up,up,up!
Phoebe,whatareyoudoing?
Maybenobody'striedthis.
Iwishweatleastknewhisname.
Lookatthatface.
Imean,evensleeping,helookssmart.
Idoubtheisalawyer.
Yeah,butdidyouseethedentsinhisknuckless?
Thatmeanshe'sartistic.
Okay.He'saLawyerwhoteachessculptingontheside.
Andhecandance.
Andhe'sthekindofguywho,whenyou'retalking,he'slistening...
...notsaying,"Iunderstand"...
...butreallywonderingwhatyoulooklikenaked.
Iwishallguyscouldbelikehim.
Iknow.
Aretherenoconsciousmeninthecityforyoutwo?
Hedoesn'thaveanyone.
Yeah,we-wefeelkindaofresponsible.
Ican'tbelieveyousaid"whoo-hoo."
Idon'tevensay"whoo-hoo."
Oh,she'scomingup.She'scomingup!
Folks,whenwecomeback
we'llbetalkingabouthernewbook,'EuphoriaUnbound':
thealwaysinterestingNoraTylerBing.
Youmightwannaputthekidstobedforthisone
Y'know,wedon'thavetowatchthis.
WeekendAtBernie'sison
Showtime,HBO,andCinemax.
Noway,forgetit.
C'mon,she'syourmom!
Exactly.WeekendatBernie's
Deadguygettinghitinthegroin20,30times.
Chandler,Igottatellyou,
Iloveyourmom'sbooks!
Iloveherbooks!
Ican'tgetonaplanewithoutone.
Imean,thisissocool.
Yeah,well,youwouldn'tthinkitwascool
ifyou'reelevenyearsold
andallyourfriendsare
passingaroundpage79of"MistressBitch".
C'mon,Chandler,Iloveyourmom.
Ithinkshe'sablast.
Youcansaythatbecauseshe'snotyourmom.
Oh,please.She'sthe
-Hi,sweetie.-Bonasera
Whendid"Rigatoni"getbackfromRome?
-Lastnight.-Really?
So,hisplanedidn'texplodeinabigballoffire?
JustadreamIhad.
But,phew!
Heyheyhey!
She'son.
NoraBing.
Backtothebook.
WhatisthisaboutyoubeingarrestedinLondon?
Whatisthatallabout?
Yourmomwasarrested?
I'mbusybeamingwithpride.
Thisiskindofembarrassing...
...butoccasionally,afterI'vebeenintimatewithaman...
Whywouldshesaythat'sembarrassing?
...Ijustgetthiscravingforkungpaochicken.
That'stoomuchinformation.
Alright,sonowyou'redoingthiswholebooktourthing,
howisthatgoing?
Oh,fine.I'mleavingfor
NewYorktomorrow,whichIhate.
ButIgettoseemyson,whoIlove.
ThisisthewaythatIfindout.
Mostmomsusethephone.
Y'know,don'ttakethiswrong,
Ijustdon'tseeyouasamomsomehow..
Idon'tmeanthat,Idon'tmeanthatbad.
Oh,no.I'mafabulousmom.
Iboughtmysonhisfirstcondoms.
Andthenheburstintoflames.
Let'ssee.Congressisdebatinganewdeficit-reductionbill.
Themayorwantstoraisesubwayfaresagain.
Thehightodaywas45.
And-oh,teamsplayedsports.
WhataboutGIen?
HecouldbeaGIen.
Nah...not-notspecialenough.
HowaboutAgamemnon?
Waytoospecial.
I'mfamished.WhatdoIwant?
PIease,God,don'tletitbekungpaochicken.
Youwatchedtheshow.Whatdidyouthink?
Ithinkyouneedtocomeoutofyourshell.
Whatisthisdive?
Onlyyoucould'vepickedthisplace.
Comeon.Shutup.It'sfun.
Givemeahug.
Well,Ithinkwe'rereadyforsometequila.
IknowIam.
Who'sdoingshots?
-Hitme.-I'min.
Thereyougo.Ross?
I'mnotreallyashot-drinkingkindofguy.
Hi!
Sorry-sorrywe'relate,
we,uh,kindofjust,youknow,losttrackoftime.
Butamancanchange.
Anyonewantmetoappraiseanything?
Mrs.Bing,Ihavetotellyou,
I'vereadeverythingyou'veeverwritten.
No,Imeanit!
Imean,whenIreadEuphoriaatMidnight,
allIwantedtodowasbecomeawriter.
Oh,please,honey,listen,ifIcandoit,anybodycan.
YoujuststartwithhalfadozenEuropeancities...
...throwinthirtyeuphemismsformalegenitalia,
...andbam!
Youhavegotyourselfabook.
Mymother,ladiesandgentlemen.
Yeah,anymessagesforroom226?
-Youokay,slugger?
-Oh,yeah.I'mfine.
Whatiswithyoutonight?
Nothing.Nothing,nothing.
Okay,thankyou.
It'stheItalianhand-licker,isn'tit?
No.It'stheonehe'slicking.
She'ssupposedtobewithyou.
You'regood.
Oh,Ross,listentome.
Ihavesold100millioncopiesofmybooks,
andyouknowwhy?
Thegirlonthecoverwithhernipplesshowing?
No,becauseIknowhowtowritemen
thatwomenfallinlovewith.
Believeme,IcannotsellaPaolo.
Peoplewillnotturn325pagesforaPaolo.
Comeon.Theguy'sasecondarycharacter.
y'know,complicationyoueventuallykilloff.
When?
He'snotahero.
Youknowwhoourherois?
Theguyonthecoverwithhisnipplesshowing?
No,it'syou.
-Please.-No,really.
Comeon.You'resmart.You'resexy.
-Right.-Yes,youare.
Youaregonnabefine,believeme.
I'lljustpeeinthestreet.
IsChandlerhere?
-Yeah.-Comehere.
Okay,uh,aboutlastnight,
um,Chandler..youdidn'ttell...
Okay,'causeI'mthinking-wedon'tneedtotellChandler,
Imean,itwasjustakiss,right?
Onekiss?
Nobigdeal?
Right?
-Right.Nobigdeal.-Okay.
Inbizarroworld.
Youbrokethecode.
-Whatcode?
-Youdon'tkissyourfriend'smom.
Sistersareokay.Maybeahot-lookingaunt.
Butnotamom.Neveramom.
Whatareyouguysdoingouthere?
uh..Well,JoeyandIhaddiscussed
gettinginanearlymorningracquetballgame.
But,um,apparently,somebodyoverslept.
Yeah,well,youdon'thaveyourracket.
No.No,Idon't,becauseit'sbeingrestrung.
Somebodywassupposedtobringmeone.
Yeah,wellyoudidn'tcallandleaveyourgripsize.
Okay,youguysspendwaaaaytoomuchtimetogether.
Okay,I'mscum,I'mscum.
Ross,howcouldyouletthishappen?
Idon'tknow,God,I...
well,it'snotlikeshe'saregularmom,y'know?
She's,she'ssexy.She's....
Youdon'tthinkmymom'ssexy?
Well,notinthesameway.
I'llhaveyouknowthatGloriaTribbiani
wasahandsomewomaninherday,alright?
Youthinkit'seasygivingbirthtosevenchildren?
Okay,Ithinkwe'regettingintoaweirdareahere.
What'reyouguysdoingouthere?
Well,notplayingraquetball.
Heforgottoleavehisgripsize.
Hedidn'tgetthegoggles.
Well,soundslikeyoutwohaveissues.
-Goodbye,baby.-Ciao,bela.
Dotheywaitformetodothis?
-Soareyougonnatellhim?
-WhywouldItellhim?
Howabout'causeifyoudon't,hismothermight.
Whatareyouguysdoinghere?
Uhhhh....he'snotevenwearingajockstrap.
WhatdidIask?
Whatareyoudoinghere?
Nothing.IjustthoughtI'dstopby,youknow,after...
...thatI,youknow.
So,whatareyoudoinghere?
I'mnotreallyhere.
JustthoughtI'ddroptheseoffontheway.Myway.
Doyoucomeherealot...
...withoutme?
No,no,no.
So,um,doyouthinkhe'sdoinganybetterthanhewasthismorning?
HowwouldIknow?
Iwasn'there.
Really?
Noteventochangehispajamas?
Oh,myGod.
You'remyfriend.Ihadtotellyou.
Ican'tbelieveit.
Paolokissedmymom?
Yeah,um,Idon'tknowifyounoticed,
buthehadalottodrink,
andyouknowhowhegetswhenhe'sdrun...uh
Ican'tdothis.Ididit.
Itwasme.I'msorry.Ikissedyourmom.
What?
IwasreallyupsetaboutRachelandPaolo,
andIthinkIhadtoomuchtequila,andNora-um,
Mrs.Mom-yourBing-wasjustbeingnice,y'know,
and-Butnothinghappened,
Nothing.AskJoey.
-Joeycamein-Youknewaboutthis?
Youknow,knowledgeisatrickything.
Ispenttheentiredaywithyou,whydidn'tyoutellme?
!
Hey,hey,hey,you'reluckyIcaughtthemwhenIdid,
orelsewhoknowswhatwouldahappened.
Thanks,man.Bighelp.
Ican'tbelievethis!
Whatthehellwereyouthinking?
Iwasn't-Imean,I-
Y'know,ofallmyfriends,
no-oneknowsthecrapIgothroughwithmymommorethanyou.
-Iknow.-Ican'tbelieveyoudidthis.
Meneither,y'knowwhat-
I'mstillmadatyoufornottellingme.
Whatareyoumadatmefor?
Yougottaletmeslamthedoor.
Chandler-Ididn'tkissher,hedid.
-Seewhathappenswhenyoubreakthecode?
-Joey-
"AWomanUndone,byRachelKarenGreene."
Yeah.ThoughtI'dgiveitashot.
I'mstillonthefirstchapter.
Now,doyouthinkhis'lovestick
canbeliberatedfromitsdenimprison'?
Yeah,I'dsayso.
Andthere'sno"J"in"engorged."
Hey,Rach.
-Hello.-Hello.
-Goingtothehospitaltonight?
-No.You?
No.You?
Youjustaskedme.
Okay,maybeitwasatrickquestion.
Rachel,canwedothisnow?
Okay.Iamsohot.
Now,here'sapictureofmymotherandfatherontheirweddingday.
Nowyoutellmeshe'snotaknockout.
Ican'tbelievewe'rehavingthisconversation.
C'mon!
Justtrytopicturehernotpregnant,that'sall.
CentralPerkisproudtopresentMissPhoebeBuffay.
Thanks,um,'kay
I'dliketostartwithasongthat'saboutamanIrecentlymet...
...who'scometobeveryimportanttome.'Kay.
*Youdon'thavetobeawaketobemyman*
*AslongasyouhavebrainwavesI'llbetheretoholdyourhand*
*Thoughwejustmettheotherday*
*There'ssomethingIhavegottosay*
Okay,thankyouverymuch,I'mgonnatakeashortbreak.
Okay,thatwasPhoebeBuffay,everybody.Woo!
-Whatthehellwasthat?
-Phoebejuststarted
Yeah,IbelieveIwastalkingtoJoey,
alrightthere,Mother-Kisser?
"Mother-kisser."
I'llshutup.
Chandle
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