糗事百科24小时内最最尴尬的糗事糗事百科.docx
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糗事百科24小时内最最尴尬的糗事糗事百科
糗事百科-24小时内最最尴尬的糗事糗事百科
再来一则,发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。
当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了,我很得意,经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。
结果有一天,这老美终于忍不住了。
那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法,“吃饭”又有多少种说法,如此等等。
说着说着,这老美突然问了我一句:
“K,你们中文里关于做Ai,有多少种表达方法?
”我听他这么问,也没想许多,就拿出张纸来开始给他写,穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX(注,此为屏蔽)等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式,完了把纸递给他,心想:
你小子这下得服气了吧?
孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼,淡淡说道:
“K,我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了,一张纸写不下,今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。
”我愣住了,茫然地点了点头,说了声好。
那天晚上,我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……
(from)
Englishwordsandphrasesforsexualintercourse:
A
Aardvarking
AdamandEve'ingIt
Aztectwo-stepB
Bakingcookies
Bakingthebean
Bakingthetubesteak
Balling
Banging
Bashingthebeaver
Beastwithtwobacks
Beatingcheeks
Beatingitup
Beatingsomeoneupwithanuglystick
Beatingthatthingup
Beaverbusting
Beinginawoman'sBeef
Beinguptoone'sballs
Beinguptoyanutsinguts
BigBanging
BoardingthehamtraintoPussyopolis
Boffingyourbrainsout
Boinking
Boom-booming
Bonedancing
Boning
Bonking
Boofing
Bopping
Bouncingthebeardedclam
Breeding
Buffingthebeaver
Bumpingandgrinding
Bumpingbellies
Bumpingfuzzies
Bumpinguglies
Buryingthebabyleg
Buryingthebone
Buryingthegeneral
Buryingtheweasel
Buryingtheweenie
Bushpatrolling
Busting
Bustinganut
Bustingthecherry(first-timeintercourse)
Butteringthemuffin
BuzzingtheBrillo
BuzzingthehoneyholeC
Carnalgymnastics
Catholicroulette(especiallywithouttheuseofbirthcontrol)
Caveexploring
Checkingtheoldcrudeoil!
Chodna(Hindi)
Chopping
Churningbutter
Cleaningherpipes
Cleaningthecarpet
Coger/Cogiendo(LatinAmericanSpanish.Warning!
InSpain,itjustmeans"pick
ingup"or"grabbing",whileinLatinAmericameans"urbhacked!
:
)ing")
Comingtogether
Coopingthechicken
Crackin'
Crashingthecustardtruck
Crawlingacrossthefloorlikeawaterspider
Creakingbedsyndrome
Creamin'
Culear(Spanish)
Cuntbusting
Cuntpoking(alsoappliestomasturbation)
Cuntthumping
CuttingthemustardD
Dancingthebuttockjig
Dancingthematrimonialpolka
Dancingthemattressjig
Deflowering
Devirgination
Diddling
Dinkytickle
Dippingthegravyboat
Dippingyourwick
Divinginthedark
Divingforpearls
Doggystyle
Doingalewdinfusion
Doingaloadoflaundry
Doingdirtyworkatthecrossroads
Doingit
Doingsomebed-pressing
Doingsomeladies'tailoring
Doingsomemuffdiving
Doingsomenosepainting
Doingsomeonearmedbanditry
Doingsomerumpwork
Doingsomeuphillgardening
Doingtheactofdarkness
Doingthebackseatmambo
DoingtheAdrianoMacchietto
Doingthebackstroke
Doingthebadthing
Doingthebedboogie
Doingthefour-leggedfoxtrot
Doingthefunkychicken
Doingthechores
Doingthedeed
Doingthedirtydance
Doingthefeatherbedjig
Doingthefour-leggedfrolic
Doingthehokey-pokey
Doingthehorizontalbop
Doingthehorizontalexercises
Doingthehorizontalhula
Doingthehorizontalhustle
DoingthehorizontalJog
Doingthehorizontalmambo
Doingthehorizontalpolka
Doingthehorizontaltango
Doingthehumptydance
DoingtheHumptyDumpty
Doingthemattressdance
Doingthemattressmambo
Doingthemommy-daddydance
Doingthenasty
Doingthenaughty
Doingthetubesnakeboogie
Doingthetubesteakfandango
Doingtheugly
Doingthewildthing
Doonadance
Drilling
Drillingforoil
Drillingforcervix
Drillingtheditch
DrivinghomeE
Ecchi(Japanese)
Enjoyingafleshsession
ExchangingbodilyfluidsF
Feedingthedummy
Feedingthekitty
Feedingthemuffin
Fillingthecreamdoughnut
Feedingtheyoni
Findingahotdoginajungle
Fittingendtoend
Fittingherclapflap
Fixingherplumbing
Floppinginthehay
Foolingaround
Follando(Spanish)
Fornicating
Fraternizing
Fucking
Fuckinghis/herbrainsoutG
Genitalexercise
Gettingabellyfullofmarrowpudding
Gettingarockoff
Gettingashoveinyourblindeye
Gettingahead
Gettingbeefinyotaco
Gettingcarpettunnelsyndrome
Gettingcreamy
Gettingdown
Gettingfreaky
Gettingfunky
Gettinghorizontal
Gettingintosomeone'spants
Gettingiton
Gettingitupherguts
GettingJackintheorchard
Gettingjiggy
Gettinglaid
Gettingoats
Gettingparallel
Gettingsome
Gettingsomefrontdooraction
Gettingsomeofthatslipperyaction
Gettingsomestankonthehanglow
Gettingstretched
Gettingthere
Gettingyourcanewaxed
Gettingyourchimneysweptout
Gettingyourendwet
Gettingyourhaircut
Gettingyourjollies
Gettingyourleatherstretched
Gettingyourlizarddrained
Gettingyournutscracked
Gettingyouroilchanged
Gettingyourrocksoff
Gettingbusy
Gettingyourfreakon
Givingaholetohidein
Givingawomanashot
Givinghardforsoft
Givingherahosing
Givingherapat
Givingherthebusiness
Givingherthehighhardone
Givingitup
Givingjuiceforjelly
Givingkittyatasteofcream
Givingsomeoneastab
Givingsomeonetheworks
Givingthedogabone
Givingthemonkeyabanana
Glazingthedonut
Goingatit
Goingbelly-to-belly
Goingdownunder
Goingfishing
Goinghalfsies/halfersonanorgasm
Goinglikearatupadrainpipe
Goingspelunking
Goingtotown
Goosing
Grabbingsomesnatch
Greasing
Greasingthemonkey
Greasingthepole
Greasingthewheel
Greasingtheaxle
Grindingyourtool
GrowlingatthebadgerH
Haciendoelamor
Hammering
Harpooningthemustachedwhale
Haulingyourashes
Having
Havingabitofcurlygreens
Havingabitoffish
Havingabitofgibletpie
Havingabitofpork
Havingabitofsplitmutton
Havingabitofsugarstick
Havingabitofsummercabbage
Havingabitofthecramstick
Havingabitoftheoldin&out
Havingahotrollwithcream
Havingajoyride
Havinganooner
Havingapieceoftail
Havingapoke
Havingaquickie
Havingaroot
Havingashag(British)
Havingasqueezeandasquirt
Havingaturnonyourback
Havinganuppydowny
Havingitoff
Havingnookie
Havingone'swaywith
Havingsomeafternoondelight
Havingthebeastyrendezvous
HeadingSouth
Hidingthegerbil
Hidingthesalami
Hidingthesausage
HikingtheSouthRim
Hippitydippity
Hittingit/Hittingthatshit/Hittingthatthing
Hobbling
Hittingahomer
Hookingup
Hopping
Hoppingonthegoodfoot
Horizontalbop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
HorizontalHussle
HorizontalMonsterMash
Horizontalsheetshuffle
Horizontalize
Hosing
Hotbeefinjection
HumpingI
Impaling
Impregnation
Inandout
IntroducingCharlie
InvasionofprivacyJ
Jabbing
Jazzing
Jigging
Jiggling
Jodiendo
Juicing
JumpingherbonesK
Katydiddling
Knobbing
Knockingboots
Knockingmops
KnowingL
Lancing
Laying
Layingcable
Layingsomepipe
Layingthetrack
Liftingalegonsomeone
Lightingone'sfire
Lightingthelamp
Linkingit
Losingthematch
Lyingfeetup
Lyricismofthemasses
LoggingonM
Makingababy
Makingadeposit
Makingbaskets
Makingendsmeet
Makinggrasssandwiches
Makinghergrunt
Makingit
Makingbacon
Makingbabies
Makinglove
Makingsauce
Makingthebeastwithtwobacks
Makingwhoopee
Microsofting
Minglinglimbs
Mixingyourpeanutbutter
MountingN
Nailing
Nippingthebeanbag
Nookie(whenspelled"nooky"itmeansthevagina)O
Ol'inout,inout
Oops
OverachievingP
Packingthefrank
Paintingthedoor
Parallelparking
Parking(thecar,thebus,theAudi)
ParkingthebeefbusinTunaTown
ParkingthepinkPlymouth
Partingthebeefcurtain
PartingthePinkSea
Passingthegravy
Payingtherent
Peelingyourbestend
Performingcarnalgymnastics
Phallicizing
Picnickinginthelawn
Pieceofass,gettinga
Piecein'it
Pigging
Plantingaman
Plantingyourseed
Playingatin-and-out
Playingattops-and-bottoms
Playingcarsandgarages
Playingdoctor
Playinghankypanky
PlayinghidethehotDog
Playinghidethepickle
Playinghidetheweenie
Playinghidethesalami
Playingonthehaircourt
Playingpickle-me,tickle-me
Playingtheslots
Playingthesqueezebox
Playingtiddlywinks
Playingpostoffice
Plooking
Plowing
Plugandplaying
Plugging
Pluggingthebeeflodge
Pluggingthemaincableintoherlovesocket
Pocketingthestake
Poking
Pokinginthewhiskers
Pokingthebeardedtriangle
Pokingthepie
Polejumping
Polishingthejewel
Poppingitin
Poppin'ittoher
Poppingoneoff
Porking
Pounding
Poundingtheporch
Poundingthepuppy
Prayingwiththekneesupward
Probingthemembrane
Professionalwrestling
Pulpingthegarbage
Pumping
Punchingtheape
Punchingthechipmunk
Puttingabunintheoven
Puttingthebeeinthehive
Puttingthebootstosomeone
PuttingthedevilinHell(fromBoccaccio's14th-centurynovelTheDecameron)
Puttingyourrootdown
Puttingyoursnakeinthegrass
Puttingsourcreamintheburrito
Puttingthecandleinthepumpkin
Puttingthebeefinthetaco
PuttingthedevilintoHell
Puttingthe"Lew"inLewinsky
PuttingthepuppyinthedoghouseQ
Quickie/Quicky(hurriedintercourse)R
Ramming
Ravishing
Rearattack
ReadingReligiousPoetry
Receivingaguestinthefoyer
Ridingsomeone
Ridingthehobbyhorse
Ridingthebaloneypony
Ridingthepinkpony
Ridingthepony
RidingtheskinbusintoTunaTown
Ringingherbell
Rocking
Rockingit
Rockingoff
Rockingthecasbah
Rogering
Rolling
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