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SouthPark602
SouthPark
6X02-Asspen
[Butters'house,night,kitchen.Lindaisservingdrinks.TheMarshesandtheBroflovskisareattable.SheilaholdsIkeonherlap]
Sharon:
Thanksforhavingusalloverfordinner,ChrisandLinda.
Sheila:
Yes,itwasfabulous.
Linda:
Oh,we'rejustreallyhappythatyourboyshavebecomesuchgoodfriendswithourlittleButters.
Chris:
Yeah.Wefigurethatifourboysaregoonabegreatfriends,weshouldallgettobefriends,too.
Linda:
Freinds,bydefault.[giggles]
Randy:
Well,ourboysdoseemtobespendingalotoftimetogetherlately.IthinkeversincetheirfriendKennydiedthey'vebeenlookingforsomeonetofillthevoid.
Chris:
Well,oursonisaperfectvoid-filler.It'snicethathefinallyhasyoursonstobehisbestbuddies!
[Butters'house,livingroom.Thefourboyssitonthesofalookingattelevision,exceptButtersisasleepatoneend]
Cartman:
[alertingtheothertwo]Lookyouguys,Buttersisasleep.
Stan:
He'ssuchadouchebag
Cartman:
Hey!
Haveyouguyseverseenthistrick?
[dropsdown]Whensomeone'ssleeping,youcantakeaglassofwarmwater,[takesaglassofwaterandbringsittoButters'hand]andyouputtheirhandinit...[dunksButters'handinit]
Stan:
[watchesasCartmanclimbsthesofa]Yeah,andthenwhat?
Cartman:
Andthen,youpeeonit!
[dropshispantsandpeesonButters'hand]heheh,heheheheheheheh.
Kyle:
No,dude,you'resupposedtoputtheirhandinwarmwateranditmakesthempee.
Cartman:
[stillpeeing]Oh,really?
...Ohwell,heh,heheheheh,heh
[Butters'house,kitchen.Conversationgoeson]
Chris:
Andwewerethinking,sincethey'veallbecomesuchclosefriends,howgreatitwouldbeforustoallgotogethertoAspenforaskiweekend.
Gerald:
A-Aspen?
Ohhh,we,wecan'treallyaffordthat.
Chris:
No,yousee,LindaandIfoundthisadwhereyoucangettwonightfreeatacondoinAspenifyouattendatime-sharepresentation..
Randy:
Theyletyoustayforfree?
Chris:
Yes!
Andallwehavetodoisattendathirty-minutemeeting!
Sheila:
Wellthatsoundslikeagooddeal.
Randy:
Soundsgoodtome;let'sgothisweekend.
Sheila:
Ohboy!
SkiinginAspen!
Ican'twait!
[an'80stunebeginstoplay.Ashotoftheboysinthelivingroom,thentheadultspourinfromthekitchen]
Chris:
Heyboys!
We'reallgoingtoAspenfiortheweekend!
Stan,Kyle,Cartman:
Allright!
[Buttersstirsawake]
Butters:
Wow,askitripwithmynewbestbuddies!
[feelssometensionashestretches]Oh,I'mallsticky.[wipeshishandsonthesofaandcushions]
[TheRockyMountains,day.ChrisStotchdrivesallthreefamiliesandCartmanofftoAspen]
Chris:
Hereweare,everyone.[Beforethemliesavalleywithmanybuildingsinit.Nexttothestationwagonisasignreading"WELCOMETOASPEN"]
[Theyproceedintotown,atouristmecca,passingallsortsofhigh-pricedtonystores.Thescenefreezes,andthenewtitlecomesup,thenthescenecontinues.Theadultsareinhappyaweasawomanwalksbywithhertwopoodlesinfrontofajewelrystore.Thenextshotisofthefourboyslookingoutmarvelingatthesights.TheypassamansnortingcocaineinplainviewinfrontofBernie's.Nextshotisofaresortinwhichaskierfinisheshisskirun.Theentranceisshown:
"AspenHeaven:
ATime-ShareCommunity."Thestationwagonstopsinfrontofacondominiumcomplexandeveryonegetsout,makingtheirwaytotheentrance.Fadeout.]
[Fadein,nextmorning.Theadultssitaroundacoffeetablewhilethekidssitatthediningtableeatingbreakfastbehndthem.Theadultsaregettingdressedfortheday]
Sheila:
Oh,thisisgonnabesomuchfun;Ihaven'tskiedinyears!
Chris:
WhereareButtersandEric?
Stan:
They'restillasleep.
Chris:
Butters?
Eric?
Comeon!
Wegottagettothepowder!
[aknockonthedoor,andLindarisestoanswerit.Twomenenter]
Man:
[brunet]Hello,folks,I'mPhilandthisisJosh[ablond].We'rewiththeAspenTime-ShareCompany.[theotherparentsgather'round]
TheParents:
Hello.
Josh:
Youfolksenjoyingthecondo?
Sheila:
It'slovely.Thankyou.
[Thediningtable]
Cartman:
Youguys,youguys!
You'renotgonnabelievethis,thisissooofunny!
Kyle:
What
Cartman:
Solastnight,whileButterswasasleep,IgavehimaHitler.
Stan:
What'saHitler?
Cartman:
Youknow,whensomebodyissleepingandyouputyourfingerupyourbuttandthen,wipeitontheirupperliptogivethemalittleHitlermustache?
You'veneverHitleredanyone?
Stan:
No,Ineverhave.
Cartman:
Shh-shh,herehecomes.
Butters:
Gooooodmornin',fellas!
Allsettogoskiin'?
[Cartmanstartslaughing]A-huh,u-uh,uhwhat'ssofunny?
Cartman:
[knowingly]Nothing,Butters.Right,guys?
?
[Thefrontdoor]
Phil:
Well,wecan'twaittoshowyouwhatAspenTime-Shareisofferinginvestors.Shallwedoourthirty-minutemeeting?
Randy:
Oh,dowehavetodoitrightnow?
Josh:
Well,besttodoitandgetitoutoftheway.
Chris:
Okay.[PhilandJoshleave,Sheilastepsforward,andtheadultsbegintoexit]
Sheila:
Boys,wehavetogotothistime-sharepresentationrealquick,butyougomeetyourskiinstructoronthebunnyhill.
TheBoys:
Okay.
Chris:
We'llmeetyouboysontheslopes.[exitsandclosesthedoor]
Butters:
Hey,doyouguyssmellthat?
Stan:
Smellwhat?
Butters:
Ehh,itkindofsmellsstinkyinthiscondo.[Cartmanchuckles]
Cartman:
Idon'tsmellanythng.Doyouguys?
[burstsoutlaughing.StanandKylejustlookathimasButterslooksup,wondering...]
[Musicfadesin.Exteriorshotsoftheresortareshown.Thebunnyslopeisshown.Liftsgoupanddownaskidspracticeskiingmoves.ThefourboysandIkeareshownwaitingfortheirinstructor.]
Butters:
Doyouguyssmellthat?
Itsmellsbadouthere,too.I'mstartingtothinkthiswholetownsmellslikedoodoo.
Cartman:
Yeah,well,thatwhytheycallisAsspen.[laughsathiscleverness.Askierskisuptothem]
Skier:
Allright,littledudes,[setshisskisaside]greattoseeyououthere.MynameisThumper,andI'mgonnabeyourcoolskiinstructor.[givestheboystwothumbsup]
Cartman:
[toStan]HisnameisThumper?
Thumper:
We'regonnatakeitslow,takeiteasy,makesureeverybodyhasagooodtime.'Causewhatisskiingabout?
Havingagood...?
[putshislefthandtohisear,hopingforananswer.Theboysjustlookathim]Tiime,that'sright.Now,justafewsafetythingstokeepinmind:
Firstofall,lookstraightaheadwhenyouski.Youlookdown,you'regonnafall,you'regonnahaveabadtime.Also,beawareofskiersaroundyou.Yourunintoanotherskier,yourskisaregonnacross,gonnahaveabadtime.
Butters:
Sowhere'sthepartwherewehaveagoodtime?
Thumper:
Hey,littledude,yougotsomecraprighthere.[motionstothenose,whereButtersdoesindeedhavecrap]
Butters:
Wuhthat'smyface,sir.
Thumper:
Alright,we'regonnadothiswithoutanypolesuntilweknowourtwoprimaryfeetpositions.Togoslow,wewedgeourskistogether[heputshisindicesandthumbstogether;frontskitipstouch],intheshapeofaslice...ofpizza.Thentogofaster,weput'emparallel,like...Frenchfries.[beginstodriftforward]Youseethat?
[wedgestheskis]Pizza,[linesuptheskis]Frenchfries,[wedgestheskis]Pizza,[linesuptheskis]Frenchfries.[movesfartherawayeachtime]
Butters:
Ahhey,thisisgonnabejustlikeeatin'atShakey's,huhfellas?
Thumper:
Okay,let'shavethelittledudeattheendtryfirst!
What'syourname?
Ike:
Iiiiike!
Thumper:
Okay,Mike,skidowntome!
[Ikelooksdownthehill,butdoesn'tmove]
Kyle:
Goon,Ike.
Ike:
[beginstopracticethepositions]Pee-za,Fronfries.Pee-za,Fronfries.Fronfriiiies.[skisoutofcontrol]Peeee-zaaa[skisforalodgeandrightthroughitswall.]
Thumper:
Okay,youseewhathedid?
HeFrench-friedwhenheshould'vepiiza'd.YouFrench-frywhenyoushouldpizza,you'regonnahaveabadtime.
[Themeeting,meanwhile.PhilandJosharepresentingthetime-shareplan]
Phil:
Andso,wethinkwecanconvinceyoutobuyoneofourcombosthat'sopeningrighthereinPhase4.
Josh:
ThatsoundslikeaGREATinvestmentopportunity!
Gerald:
II'msorry,butnoneofuscanreallyaffordtoownourownvacationcondo.
Randy:
Yeah,andtobehonest,we'rejustdoingthismeetingbecauseofthetwonightsfreedeal.
Phil:
Oh,Iknow,that'swhateverybodysays-"Notme,Ican'taffordit."ButwhatifItoldyouyoucouldownoneofourpropertiesforonlyeightthousanddollars?
Josh:
Wow!
Sheila:
Foronlyeightthousanddollarswecanbuyacondohere?
Phil:
Wellyousee,"time-share"meansyoubuythecondowithabouttwentyotherpeoplelikeyourselves[exitsscreenleftandimmediatelyentersscreenright]You[putshishandstogether]"share"thecondowithotherinvestorsandpickthe[pointstohiswatch]"time"youwanttostay.
Josh:
[makesafistwithhisrighthand]Share,[makesafistwithhislefthand]time.[joinshisfiststogether]Timeshare.
Randy:
Sothenit'snotreallyours.
Phil:
Sureitis,onetwenty-fourthandahalfyours!
Yousee,time-sharehasmadeitpossibleforevenworking-classpeoplelikeyoutosay,"I'vegotalittleplaceinAspen."
Josh:
Tryit.Trysayingit."I'vegotalittleplaceinAspen."
TheParents:
I'vegotalittleplaceinAspen.
Phil:
Rollsoffthetongue,doesn'tit?
Sayguys,how'dyouliketotellthathotsecretary"I'vegotanicelittleplaceinAspen"?
Hahaha.Justkidding,wives.
Randy:
[looksathiswatch]Listenuh,it'sbeenthirtymin
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