摩登家庭第3季第4集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx
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Sothenwhathappened?
Wellshedidn'tshowuptoschoolthenextday.
AndIheardthatshesleptoverathisdorm.
Noway.
Seriously,areyousurprised?
DoyounotknowCarley?
Haveyounotseenwhatshewearsatschool?
Girls,let'scoolitonthegossip,okay?
It'snotright.
AndCarley'sgotenoughproblems.
Whatdoyoumean?
Well,hermomcan'tgetthroughsoccerpractice
withoutathermosofchardonnay,
Anddon'tgetmestartedonthedad.Thatguyis--
-Oh,mygod!
-Oh,mygod!
-Mom!
-Oh!
Thisissuchadangerousintersection!
DidIgetlipstickonmyface?
No,you'refine.Andconsideryourselflucky
youdidn'tjustget,like,feltupbyyourmom.
Theyneedtogetastopsign.
Whatisyourobsessionwithtraffic?
It'sanobsessionwithsafety.
Oneofthesedays,joespeeder'sgonnacometearingthroughhere,
andsomebody'sgonna--aah!
Aah!
I'mokay.
-Oh,mygod!
I'mokay.-Oh,hey,guys.
-Phil?
-Yeah.No,I'mgood.Gottakeepmoving.
Keeptheheartrateup.
Oh.Okay.
How'smyface?
Stillgood.
Okay.Good.
Gloria,howmanytimesdoIhavetotellyou
topullyourcarallthewayin?
Thegatewasopenallnight.
Weliveinaniceneighborhood.
Whatareyouafraidof?
Thatsomemoney'sgonnaflyin
andthenyourgardenerisgonnahavetorakeitup?
Jay,I'mgoingtoneedyoutocutmeacheck.
Whatnow?
Dramaclubtrip."Lesmiserables."
We'resellingwrappingpapertoraisemoneyforthetickets.
No.No.Wait.Wait.Slowdown.What'sthestoryexactly?
Well,JeanValjeanspent19yearsinprison
forstealingaloafofbread.
Thewrappingpaper.
19yearsforaloafofbread?
Howgoodwasthisbread?
Itwasn'taboutthebread.Itwasaboutthesociety--
Focus,people.
Manny,wewillbuyallyourwrappingpaper.
No.No,wewon't.No,he'sgottolearntosell.
Thisisthebestbusinesstrainingthereis,
hell,thebestlifetraining.
Manny,writethisdown--
"AgoodsalesmangoesafterMobyDickinarowboat
"AgoodsalesmangoesafterMobyDickinarowboat
andbringsthetartarsaucewithhim."
Jayisalwaystellingmeto"Writethisdown."
Idon'talwayscatcheverythinghesays.
"Something,something,firmhandshake."
"Nevertakethefirstroomtheyshowyou."
Notsurewho"They"Is.
Andthisonejustsays"Pancakes."
Cam,what'sthisscribbleonthe"Vanityfair"
aboutanadoptionagency?
Oh,um,yeah,theycalledtosay
theywantedtorescheduleourhomevisit.
When?
Whydidn'tyoutellme?
Th-thisiskindofimportant.
Well,whendoesitsay?
Uh,well,whoknows?
Itdisappearsintojenniferaniston'shair.
Yougottagetabettersystem.
Thereisnothingwrongwithmysystem.
Askmeanythingaboutanyupcomingevent.
Icantellyouwhenandwhereitis.
Whenistheadoptionagencyvisit?
Okay.Isthata"5"oracurl?
Oh,IhopeJen'sfinallyfoundlove.
Whathappenedhere?
Well,LilyandIwokeupinaFrenchmood,
sowedecidedtowhipupsomecrepes.
Whenareyougonnabeinthemoodtowipeupsomecrepes?
Oh,Iknow,it'salittlemessy,but...
-youknowwhat?
I'mgonnacleanitup.-Okay.
-I'llcleanitup.-Willyou?
-Justsaywhat'sonyourmind.-Younevercleanup.
Savethegasp.
Cam,wheneveryougetcreativeinthekitchen,
I'mtheonewhoendsupcleaningitup,okay?
Thehomemadepizza,fondue,moleculargastronomy.
I'mstillcleaningshrimpfoamoutofthecurtains.
Okay,youknow,Mitchell?
Justgotowork,okay?
I'mgonnatakeLilytoschool,andthenwhenIgethome,
I'mgonnascrubthisplacelikeacrimescene,
whichitis,becauseyou'vemurderedjoy.
Hey,buddy.What'sup?
Hey,dad.Thinkfast.
Oh,mygod!
-Oh,mygod!
-Oh,mygod!
Ifwehadthatontape,
it'dbethegreatestyoutubevideoever!
We'dget,like,amillionhits.Thisisourdoublerainbow!
We'dget,like,amillionhits.Thisisourdoublerainbow!
Weneedtodoitagain.
Oh,Iwould,buddy,but,uh,
Yourmom'sallovermetochangeabunchoflightbulbs.
Howmanymomsdoesittaketoscrewonalightbulb?
Howmanymomsdoesittaketoscrewonalightbulb?
Idon'tknow.
None,'causetheygetyoutodoit,sucker.
Ilaughed,but...
Ithurtalittle.
We'rehome!
-Us,too.-Oh,great.You'reallhere.
What'sup,girl?
Oh.Youknowthatreallydangerousintersection?
Wheredesiremeetsjealousy,andtheresultismurder?
Mnh-mnh.TheonewhereIalmostkilledyouthismorning.
Oh,yeah.Sorry.Thatwasmybad.Igotlostinmyjams.
Dangerouscombo--speedwalkingandspeedwagon.
Oh.Iwasn'teventryingforthat.
Nice.
Well,Iamgettingusastopsign.
IcalledCityHall,andhowisthisforamazing?
TheTrafficCommitteemeetstonight.
I'vegotgoosebumps.
Iknow,right?
AllIhavetodoisget50signatures,
showup,makemycase.
-It'son.-Iamsoproudofyou.
Weallare.Mm.
Welovewhenmomgetsonaproject.
Becauseusuallytheminuteanyofuswalksinthedoor,
shegivesussomethingtodo.
"Doyourhomework.Cleanyourroom."
"Putonpants."
LiketheQueen'scomingover.AmIright?
Sowhenshe'snotaroundorgetsbusy,
LukeandIcapitalizeonthesituation.
Thereyouare,mygoodman.
Squire,let'sdoit.
Getyousome!
Well,Ithinkit'sawesome.
IamsogladbecauseIcouldreallyuseyourhelp
gettingthesesignatures.
I'lldoit,
soonasIchangethoselightbulbsyouwanted.
Great.Kids?
Crud.Youknow,I'vegotatonofhomework.
-Uh,scienceproject.-Haley?
Ineedtogetstartedonmycollegeessay.
Youknowwhat?
MaybeI'llwriteitaboutyou.
You'rejustsoinspirational.
Girlpower!
Yourock.
Thanks,honey.
Idorock.
Stella,down.
Stella,no.Thisisverydangerous.
Okay,Estella.That'sit.
Comehere,becauseJayisgonnabeverymad
ifsomethinghappenstoyou.
Goplaywiththebone.Seeyoulater.
NowIcancookmyempanadas.
Thegate.
Ay,no!
Ay,no!
Thegate!
Thegate!
Estella,comeback!
Heythere,Mr.Salesman.
Canwenottalkaboutbusiness?
Thatbad,huh?
IgaveiteverythingIgot--
Workingthedimples,goingbigeyes.
Itgotmetwothings--diddlyandsquat.
Howmanyhousesyouhit?
Idon'tknow.
Must'vebeenatleastthree.
Three?
Andthat'syourideaofthebestyougot?
Itwasveryhardonme.
I'mnotusedtorejection...orhills.
Look,youcan'tquitafterthreehouses.
That's--that'snotperseverance.
Whatareyouselling?
-Wrappingpaper.-Wrong.
You'resellingChristmas--
theexcitementofopeningpresents,
thetasteofeggnog.
Idoloveeggnog.
Look,writethisdown--
"What'sthedifferencebetween'try'and'triumph'?
"
Alittleoomph?
Alittleoomph.Getit?
OfcourseIgetit.Ijustsaidit.
Hey!
I'mgonnakillyouwhenIfindyou,sillydog!
Whydon'tyoucomeback?
Stella!
Ihaveatheory.
Ay,Cam,thankyouforhelpingme.
Oh,it'smypleasure.Stella!
Stella!
Oh,mygod.
What?
Doyouseeher?
No.ButIseemyselfintheroleIwasborntoplay.
Stella!
Stella!
Hello?
Oh,Mitchell,youarenotgonnabelievethis.
I'mouthelpingGlorialookforherdog.
I'mwearinganundershirtandI'mscreaming"Stella,"
Justlikein"Streetcar."
-Hello?
-Youdidn'tcleanthekitchen.
Mitchell,IamaninadvertentStanleyKowalski.
Mitchell,IamaninadvertentStanleyKowalski.
Howcanyounotbedelightedbythis?
Youpromised.
Iwascalledawayforanemergency.
Gloria'slostherdog,andshe'sheartbroken.
Whereareyou,dumbdog?
Ihopeinabig,blackhole.
IcannotbelieveThatyoudidthistomeyetagain.Oh.
Ididn'tdoanything.
Icookedamealinourkitchen.
Andthenyouleftonpurpose,knowingthat
Iwouldnotbeabletositherewithoutcleaningitup.
Lifeismessysometimes.Bigdeal.
Itgetscleanedup.
You'retheonewithaproblemifyoucan'tleave
afewdirtydishesforacouplehours.
O-okay,fine.C-cam,I'mnotcleaningitup.
Great.
Imeanit.
Perfect.Youknowwhat?
Whydon'tyoumakeitbigger?
Youknowwhat?
Iwill.
I-I...Okay,youknow,get--getready,
Becauseyouaregonnacomehometo--toagiantmess.
AndIwillgivehimagianthugwhenIgetthere.
Stella!
Hey,dad.Thinkfast.
Oh.Wow.Buddy.
I'msorry.Itoldyou,Igottachangethelightbulbs
andthenhelpyourmomwiththosesignatures.
Nevermind.
Iguessitwasastupidideaanyways.
I'vealwayssaidthatifmysonthinksofme
asoneofhisidiotfriends,thenI'vesucceededasadad.
Ifhewantstogothewrongwayontheescalator,I'monboard.
Ifhewantstogointoarestaurant
andpretendwe'reAustralian.
"G'daymate!
"
"TossafewshrimponthebarbieformeandmyJoey."
Yeah?
Right?
NicoleKidman?
MenatWork?
Herewego.Take12.
Hey,buddy!
I'mhome!
Hey,dad.Thinkfast.
Wow.Youknow,myarm'sstartingtohurtalittle.
Really?
Causemyfacefeelsgreat.
Comeon,dad.Let'snotturnoneachother.
Wecouldbehereawhile.
Yeah.Okay.You'reright.Herewego.
Take9.
You'renoteventrying.
Daddy,I'mhungry.
Whatdoyouwant,honey?
Raisins.
Allrightwell,goget'em.
It'stoohigh,daddy.
Ican'treach.
Fortherecord,Iamnotaneatfreak.
I-infact,inmyfirstlong-termrelationship,
Iwasthemessyone,whichiswhyshebrokeupwithme.
-No,thanks.-Okay.
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.Letmeshowyouhowit'sdone.
Hi.Uh,JayPritchetthere.
Holidaysarejustaroundthecorner.
I'msorry.Idon'tbelieveinwrappingpaper.
Whatdoyoumeanyoudon'tbelieveinwrappingpaper?
It'snotbigfoot.Itexists.
It'snoteco-friendly.It'swasteful.
No,notthisstuff.
Thispaperwasmadefrom100%recycledmaterials.
Idon'tthinkso.
Ican'tunderstandwhatyou'resaying.
She'sanuglylittlefreshbulldog
withthetinyearsandthesmushyface.
Whatissohardtounderstand?
MaybeIshouldtranslate.
Ireallydon'tlikepeoplecomi
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