A joke in each class.docx
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Ajokeineachclass
Ajokeineachlesson
Tomakeacountymorestrongerandbeautiful,educationisthemostimportantthingandfastway.EveryoneknowsGermanywasdistortedaftertheSecondWorldWar,everybody’slifewasterrible.Andthen,thegovernmentjustdecidedtodeveloptheireducation.Thechildrenwerehelpedtogotoschoolbythegovernment.Soafter15years,itbecamestrongagain.ThesamegoesforJapan.JapanhasalotofgreatpersonswhohadhighknowledgewhichcanhelpJapanesemakeagreatsuccess.Educationisthebaseofacountry.
Chineseeducationhasadvantagesanddisadvantages.Fromthepointofmyview,Firstly,Chinesestudentsalwaysstudythenewthingsfromtheirteachers.Ifstudentsstudythenewthingsfromtheirteachersquicklyandrightly,theycanhavethespecificgoalfortheirstudy.It’seasyforthemtogetfirstprizeinexam.Butstudentsarealwayslearningthenewthingsfromtheirteachers.Astimegoesby,learningfromtheirteachersbecomesahabit.Andmoststudentsdon’twanttolearnthenewthingsbythemselves.Secondly,toomuchhomeworkandtoomanytextsmustmakestudentsfeeltiredandterrified.Althoughstudentscangethighmarksinallthecompetitionandlearnthenewthingsquickly,theylackofthecapabilityinthereallife.Thirdly,Iftheteacherhasnohumororgoodmethodstoteachthem,theywillfeelverydisappointedabouthim.Tomakethingsworse,theywillkeeptheteacheraway.
Facingthatmanyproblemsmakesmethinkabetterwaytosolvetheseproblems.SoIproposed“Ajokeineachlesson”.Inmyarticle,Jokesmeanhumor,creativityandlove.Italsobelongtotheconceptoftheteachingmaterialreform.Inordertoimproveoureducation,ourgovernmentmakeagreatefforttodoit.Asateacherweshouldencouragestudenttostudy;weshouldarousetheirinterestofstudy;thenitwilllastforalongtimeandtheywillbeaddictedintoit.Asaresult,wecanimprovetheirstudyby“makingstoriesbyourselves,makingjokesbyourselvesandmakingnewspaperbyourselves.”Ajokeineachlessonisn’teasytodo.Youmustpayattentiontofivepoints.
Thefirstoneisthejokesmustbeconnectedwiththetheme.Wecannotdoitwithoutanypurpose.Theteachingimportantisthemajorgoalintheclass.Ourjokesonlymakeacomplementonit.Peoplelikejokeswhentheyareworking.Actuallyourkidslovejokes,too.Thesmilingfacesappeartobemorehappywhenyougivethemsomejokes.Humorisateachingskill.Ifateachercanuseitfrequently,heisasuccessfulteacher.Itisahighqualityofateacherandtheresultisusuallyunexpectedwell.Itisthereasonwhysomanystudentsareinterestedintheirteachers.
Secondly,thecontentofthejokesmayincludefriendship,loveandreality.Youcanuseothercomponents.Theyarephysical,emotional,social,mental,spiritual,environmental,andsoon.Whenyoumakefunofthem,youmustrememberwhichgradetheyareandwhethertheyareoldenoughtoacceptit.Somecoldjokesareonlytothehighgradestudents,Ifnecessary,youhavetouseanordinarywaytospeak.InChina,ourparentsarerarelyornevertalkingaboutsex.Especially,someofthemaretoosensitivetosex.Weshouldtellourchildrennaturally.Afterall,theyhavetherighttostudytheknowledge.Fromthenon,theyarenotcuriousaboutsexanymore.Wemustusethescientificwaytoteachourchildren.Frommypointofview,Ifyoumakeitsomystery,ontheotherhand,childrenaremorecuriousaboutit.So,justspeakitnaturallyandavoidsomebadeffectsfromit.Forexamples,
(1)AfarmerwasinatownatnoonandwentintoarestaurantforahamburgerandFrenchfries.Whenhewasserved,hequietlybowedhisheadandgavetheLordthanksforhisfood.Somerough-lookingfellowsatthenexttablesawhimandthoughttheywouldgivehimahardtime.Oneofthemcalledout:
-Hey,farmer,doeseveryonedothatwhereyoulive?
-Noson,answeredthefarmer,thepigsanddonkeysdon't.
(2)Adoctorandalawyerlovedthesamegirl.Thelawyerwentawayforaweekandgavethegirlsevenapplesbeforeheleft.Why?
Becauseanappleaday,keepsthedoctoraway.
(3)A:
JohnsaysI'mpretty.AndysaysI'mugly.Whatdoyouthink,Peter?
B:
Ithinkyouareprettyugly.
(4)Therewasaladyfromthecountrysidewhocametothecityandcheckedintoahotel.Thenshesaidtothebellman,"Irefusetotakeatinyroomlikethis,withnowindowandnobedinit!
Youcan'ttreatmelikeafooljustbecauseIdon'ttravelmuch!
I'mgoingtocomplaintothemanager!
"Sothebellmansaidverypolitely,"Madam,thisisn'tyourroom.It'stheelevator!
"
5)Mrs.Brown:
Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!
Mr.Smith:
Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!
Mrs.Brown:
It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.
Theyaresomanyjokesontheinternetthatyoucanfindthemeasily.Ithinktheshortoneismorepopularinourclass.Asisknowntoall,TheU.Khadheldthegreatesthumorresearchworkscompetition.Theyaremorethan70countrieswhere40,000peopletookpartinitanddiscussedthehumorousworks.Theygaveprizetothewinners.TheEuropeanlikemakejokesbyusingdeath,diseasesandmarriageswhiletheAmericanslikemakefunofthefool.Althoughdifferentnationalitieshavetheirownhumor,peoplelovehumorallaroundtheworld.
Thirdly,jokesmusthavecreativity.Ithinkoureducationsystemshouldaddmoreelementsofcreativityinit.Thenewreforminteachingmaterialisagoodexampleforthisbutthetransformationshouldbecarriedoutfirmly.Today,everyfieldneedscreating.Ifacountrywaslackingofcreativity,itwoulddieoutfromtheearth.Thenewlybornthingsareobjectedbythesocietyatfirst.Afterashortwhile,peoplewillchangetheirattitudeaboutit.Weknowthatpeople’sworksisneverfinishedandthateven‘theworst’theorycanturnouttobetrue.Youcancreatealotofjokesbyyourself.Longbefore,therewasateachernamedZhouShichengwhowascriticizedbythepublic.Becauseheactedlovedancinginaflowerystyleintheclassroom.Fromthetraditionalteachingmethods’pointofview,Maybehewastryingtopleasethepublicwithclaptrap.Onthecontrary,hehadreallyimprovedtheskillofthestudents.It’sobviouslythatteachingbenefitsteachersaswellasstudents.Peopleacceptedhimatlast.Ithinkifyoudoyourjobhumorouslyunderthelaw,youcandowhatyouliketo.Facingsomanycleverandnaughtyboysandgirlsisadifficultjobfortoday’steachers.Iftheywanttodotheirjobwell,theymusthavesomespecialwaytoattracttheirstudents.Oryouwillbepunishedbythestudents.Ithinkajokeineachclassisnecessarywhetheryoulikeitornot.Ifwecannotrealizethecreativityintheteachingcourses,maybewewillwaitformanyyearstowelcometheNobelPrizetochina.
Fourthly,AsanEnglishteacher,yourmusthavesomenewidea.Amusementisnecessaryinclass,ateachershouldlethisstudentslistentosomeEnglishsongs(yesterdayoncemore;Rightherewaiting;Myheartwillgoon.andsoon.)SomeEnglishmovies,Wemayintroducetoourstudents.(suchas,Casablanca;Gonewiththewindow…).Ifateacherhastheabilitytoteachhisstudenttoenjoylife,heisasuccessfulteacher.Soyoucanchangeyourteachingmethodssoonerorlater.Suchas:
manynewwaystorecitethenewwords.
1)Havingadictationbyusingthetraditionalway.
2)Askingthestudentstorememberthenumberofnewwordsinlimitedtimeandwritingontheblackboard.
3)Usingspecialwaystohelpthemrecitethenewwords.Forexamples:
a)‘live’and‘evil’生命与魔鬼只要颠倒就可以了。
b)就算是believe,中间也有一个lie
c)well-fed;well-bred吃得饱,知礼节
d)hippo,hi屁屁圆圆的是河马
e)level,两边平衡
Therearesomanywaystorecitethenewwords.Ifweworktogether,wewillfoundthatmanynewwaystoimproveourstudents’English.Besides,theEnglishtonguetwisterisalsopopularinclass.
a)Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?
b)Sixsleekswansswamswiftlysouthwards.
c)Nevertroubletroubletilltroubletroubleyou.
d)Iknowyouknow,IknowthatyouknowIknowthatyouknowthatIknow.
e)ToChinaforchina,Chinawithchina,dinneronchina
Besides,theEnglishsayingsaresoeasytorememberandstudentslovethemsomuch.Ineachlesson,askastudenttosayasentenceisuseful,theycanbenefitalotfromit.ThosesayingsaresimilartoourChinesepoeminTangdynasty.Forexamples:
a)Nopain,nogain.
b)Wherethereisawill,thereisaway.
c)Abadbeginningmakesabadending.
d)Abirdinthehandisworthtwointhebush.
e)Afallintoapit,againinyourwit.
EnglishriddlescanalsohelpstudentslearnEnglishwell.Theyguessthewordsandrememberthemfirmlybychance.Forexamples,
a)Whatisblackwhenitiscleanandwhitewhenitisdirty?
.(Ablackboard)
.b)What’sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea(Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan’thavemonkeys)
c)Whatkindofdognevercanbiteandbark?
(Ahotdog)
d)Onwhatdayofayeardosoldiersstartwarsinhistory?
(Marchfourth.Whenawarbreaksout,they’llhavetomarchforth)
e)Whathasteethbutcan’teat?
(Acomb)
Finally,lovingthechildrenbyjokes.lovingthemmeansgivingthemmorefreeroomtodeveloptheirthought.Don’ttellthemwhatisrightorwhatiswrong,andneversaythatyoushoulddothisorthat.Letthemrecognizebythemselves,weonlyneedtoleadthemaccurately.OurChineseparentsarepreparingeverythingfortheirchildren.SomostofchildreninChinalackofthepracticalskilloflife.Suchas,cooking,washingandcleaning,andsoon.Parentsonlyworriedaboutthescoresthattheirchildrenhadinschool.SoIthinkschoolisnotonlysetupman
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