1、中英文里关于做Ai的词汇中英文里关于做Ai的词汇来自:尼古啦啦啦标题：那天老美突然问了我句：你们中文里关于做Ai，有多少种表达方法？ 我也没想许多，拿出张纸来开始写，穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的大概三十来种中文关于做Ai的表达方式，孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道来一则，发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了，我很得意，经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天，这老美终于忍不住了那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法，“吃饭”又有多少种说法，如此等等。说着说着，这老美突然问了我一句：“
2、K，你们中文里关于做Ai，有多少种表达方法？”我听他这么问，也没想许多，就拿出张纸来开始给他写，穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX（注，此为屏蔽）等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式，完了把纸递给他，心想：你小子这下得服气了吧？孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道：“K，我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了，一张纸写不下，今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”我愣住了，茫然地点了点头，说了声好。那天晚上，我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表English words and phrases for sexual intercourse:AAardvarkingAdam and E
3、veing ItAztec two-stepBBaking cookiesBaking the beanBaking the tube steakBallingBangingBashing the beaverBeast with two backsBeating cheeksBeating it upBeating someone up with an ugly stickBeating that thing upBeaver bustingBeing in a womans BeefBeing up to ones ballsBeing up to ya nuts in gutsBig B
4、angingBoarding the ham train to PussyopolisBoffing your brains outBoinkingBoom-boomingBone dancingBoningBonkingBoofingBoppingBouncing the bearded clamBreedingBuffing the beaverBumping and grindingBumping belliesBumping fuzziesBumping ugliesBurying the baby legBurying the boneBurying the generalBuryi
5、ng the weaselBurying the weenieBush patrollingBustingBusting a nutBusting the cherry (first-time intercourse)Buttering the muffinBuzzing the BrilloBuzzing the honey holeCCarnal gymnasticsCatholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)Cave exploringChecking the old crude oil!Chodna (H
6、indi)ChoppingChurning butterCleaning her pipesCleaning the carpetCoger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means picking up or grabbing, while in Latin America means urbhacked！:)ing)Coming togetherCooping the chickenCrackinCrashing the custard truckCrawling across the floo
7、r like a water spiderCreaking bed syndromeCreaminCulear(Spanish)Cunt bustingCunt poking (also applies to masturbation)Cunt thumpingCutting the mustardDDancing the buttock jigDancing the matrimonial polkaDancing the mattress jigDefloweringDevirginationDiddlingDinky tickleDipping the gravy boatDipping
8、 your wickDiving in the darkDiving for pearlsDoggy styleDoing a lewd infusionDoing a load of laundryDoing dirty work at the crossroadsDoing itDoing some bed-pressingDoing some ladies tailoringDoing some muff divingDoing some nose paintingDoing some one armed banditryDoing some rump workDoing some up
9、 hill gardeningDoing the act of darknessDoing the backseat mamboDoing the Adriano MacchiettoDoing the backstrokeDoing the bad thingDoing the bed boogieDoing the four-legged fox trotDoing the funky chickenDoing the choresDoing the deedDoing the dirty danceDoing the featherbed jigDoing the four-legged
10、 frolicDoing the hokey-pokeyDoing the horizontal bopDoing the horizontal exercisesDoing the horizontal hulaDoing the horizontal hustleDoing the horizontal JogDoing the horizontal mamboDoing the horizontal polkaDoing the horizontal tangoDoing the humpty danceDoing the Humpty DumptyDoing the mattress
11、danceDoing the mattress mamboDoing the mommy-daddy danceDoing the nastyDoing the naughtyDoing the tube snake boogieDoing the tubesteak fandangoDoing the uglyDoing the wild thingDoona danceDrillingDrilling for oilDrilling for cervixDrilling the ditchDriving homeEEcchi (Japanese)Enjoying a flesh sessi
12、onExchanging bodily fluidsFFeeding the dummyFeeding the kittyFeeding the muffinFilling the cream doughnutFeeding the yoniFinding a hot dog in a jungleFitting end to endFitting her clap flapFixing her plumbingFlopping in the hayFooling aroundFollando (Spanish)FornicatingFraternizingFuckingFucking his
13、/her brains outGGenital exerciseGetting a belly full of marrow puddingGetting a rock offGetting a shove in your blind eyeGetting aheadGetting beef in yo tacoGetting carpet tunnel syndromeGetting creamyGetting downGetting freakyGetting funkyGetting horizontalGetting into someones pantsGetting it onGe
14、tting it up her gutsGetting Jack in the orchardGetting jiggyGetting laidGetting oatsGetting parallelGetting someGetting some front door actionGetting some of that slippery actionGetting some stank on the hang lowGetting stretchedGetting thereGetting your cane waxedGetting your chimney swept outGetti
15、ng your end wetGetting your hair cutGetting your jolliesGetting your leather stretchedGetting your lizard drainedGetting your nuts crackedGetting your oil changedGetting your rocks offGetting busyGetting your freak onGiving a hole to hide inGiving a woman a shotGiving hard for softGiving her a hosin
16、gGiving her a patGiving her the businessGiving her the high hard oneGiving it upGiving juice for jellyGiving kitty a taste of creamGiving someone a stabGiving someone the worksGiving the dog a boneGiving the monkey a bananaGlazing the donutGoing at itGoing belly-to-bellyGoing down underGoing fishing
17、Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasmGoing like a rat up a drainpipeGoing spelunkingGoing to townGoosingGrabbing some snatchGreasingGreasing the monkeyGreasing the poleGreasing the wheelGreasing the axleGrinding your toolGrowling at the badgerHHaciendo el amorHammeringHarpooning the mustached whaleHau
18、ling your ashesHavingHaving a bit of curly greensHaving a bit of fishHaving a bit of giblet pieHaving a bit of porkHaving a bit of split muttonHaving a bit of sugar stickHaving a bit of summer cabbageHaving a bit of the cramstickHaving a bit of the old in & outHaving a hot roll with creamHaving a jo
19、y rideHaving a noonerHaving a piece of tailHaving a pokeHaving a quickieHaving a rootHaving a shag (British)Having a squeeze and a squirtHaving a turn on your backHaving an uppy downyHaving it offHaving nookieHaving ones way withHaving some afternoon delightHaving the beasty rendezvousHeading SouthH
20、iding the gerbilHiding the salamiHiding the sausageHiking the South RimHippity dippityHitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thingHobblingHitting a homerHooking upHoppingHopping on the good footHorizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahiraHorizontal HussleHorizontal Monster MashHorizontal sheet sh
21、uffleHorizontalizeHosingHot beef injectionHumpingIImpalingImpregnationIn and outIntroducing CharlieInvasion of privacyJJabbingJazzingJiggingJigglingJodiendoJuicingJumping her bonesKKatydiddlingKnobbingKnocking bootsKnocking mopsKnowingLLancingLayingLaying cableLaying some pipeLaying the trackLifting
22、 a leg on someoneLighting ones fireLighting the lampLinking itLosing the matchLying feet upLyricism of the massesLogging onMMaking a babyMaking a depositMaking basketsMaking ends meetMaking grass sandwichesMaking her gruntMaking itMaking baconMaking babiesMaking loveMaking sauceMaking the beast with
23、 two backsMaking whoopeeMicrosoftingMingling limbsMixing your peanut butterMountingNNailingNipping the bean bagNookie (when spelled nooky it means the vagina)OOl in out, in outOopsOverachievingPPacking the frankPainting the doorParallel parkingParking (the car, the bus, the Audi)Parking the beef bus
24、 in Tuna TownParking the pink PlymouthParting the beef curtainParting the Pink SeaPassing the gravyPaying the rentPeeling your best endPerforming carnal gymnasticsPhallicizingPicnicking in the lawnPiece of ass, getting aPiecein itPiggingPlanting a manPlanting your seedPlaying at in-and-outPlaying at
25、 tops-and-bottomsPlaying cars and garagesPlaying doctorPlaying hanky pankyPlaying hide the hot DogPlaying hide the picklePlaying hide the weeniePlaying hide the salamiPlaying on the hair courtPlaying pickle-me, tickle-mePlaying the slotsPlaying the squeezeboxPlaying tiddlywinksPlaying post officePlo
26、okingPlowingPlug and playingPluggingPlugging the beef lodgePlugging the main cable into her love socketPocketing the stakePokingPoking in the whiskersPoking the bearded trianglePoking the piePole jumpingPolishing the jewelPopping it inPoppin it to herPopping one offPorkingPoundingPounding the porchP
27、ounding the puppyPraying with the knees upwardProbing the membraneProfessional wrestlingPulping the garbagePumpingPunching the apePunching the chipmunkPutting a bun in the ovenPutting the bee in the hivePutting the boots to someonePutting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccios 14th-century novel The Dec
28、ameron)Putting your root downPutting your snake in the grassPutting sour cream in the burritoPutting the candle in the pumpkinPutting the beef in the tacoPutting the devil into HellPutting the Lew in LewinskyPutting the puppy in the dog houseQQuickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)RRammingRavishingRear attackReading Religious PoetryReceiving a guest in the foyerRiding someoneRiding the hobby horseRiding the baloney ponyRiding the pink ponyRiding the ponyRiding the skin bus into Tuna TownRingi
