1、Likeyouyesterday,aftertodayevenifyouarehandsome,Iwillnotbenostalgic,becauseIamnotthescumofwomen.爱我最好，恨我也行，千万别对我不冷不热无情无感，好歹也让我知道我该怎么对待你。Itsbettertolovemeandhateme.Dontbeindifferenttome.LetmeknowhowIshouldtreatyou.往上爬的时候要对别人好一点，因为你走下坡的时候会碰到他们。Benicetootherswhenyouclimbup,becauseyouwillmeetthemwhenyoug
2、odowntheslope.用最少的悔恨面对过去，用最少的浪费面对现在，用最多的梦想面对未来。Facethepastwiththeleastregret,facethepresentwiththeleastwaste,andfacethefuturewiththemostdreams.多少人以朋友的名义爱着对方，多少玩笑中都包含着认真，直到转身的一刻才泪流满面。Howmanypeopleloveeachotherinthenameoffriends,howmanyjokescontainserious,untilthemomentofturningaroundjusttears.离开我就别安慰
3、他打心眼里为你开心。你混的不好，他由衷的为你着急。Ifyouleaveme,dontcomforthimtobehappyforyou.Youdontmixwell.Hesreallyworriedaboutyou.我就是我，颜色不一样的烟火，我有权利情绪化，不是为你而活！Iamme,thefireworksofdifferentcolors,Ihavetherighttobeemotional,notliveforyou!等我找到男朋友，我第一时间就是抽他两巴掌，我得问问，这些年你TMD躲哪里去了。WhenIfindmyboyfriend,Islaphimtwicethefirsttime.
4、IhavetoaskwhereyouvebeenhidingfromTMDinrecentyears.狗咬我一口我绝对不会去咬狗一口，但是我不确定狗咬我后我还会让它活着。Iwillneverbiteadogifitbitesme,butImnotsureIllletitliveafteritbitesme.大概是我腿短所以我整体看起来很萌。Maybemylegsareshort,soIlookcuteasawhole.出过轨的男人，就像钱掉在屎上，不捡可惜，捡了恶心。Menwhohavebeenderailedarelikemoneyfallingonshit.Itsapitytheydont
5、pickitup.Itsdisgustingtopickitup.凭什么你就可以指着我鼻子骂我骂完笑着说是玩笑，然后我说句实话你就撕破脸！Whycanyoupointatmynose,scoldme,laughandsayitsajoke,thenIlltellyouthetruthandyoulltearyourface!反正能跟我玩在一起的有两种人：一种是能忍受我发神经病的人，一种是和我一样神经病的人。Anyway,therearetwokindsofpeoplewhocanplaywithme:oneistheonewhocanbearmyneuropathy,andtheotheris
6、theonewhoisasneuropathyasme.把头发扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，别折腾自己了，姑娘你还有未来。Tieyourhairhigh,throwawayyoursnacks,putdownyourcellphone,dryyourtears,dontbotheryourself,girl,youhaveafuture.谁没有过去谁没有未来就我的过去不光彩但不代表我的未来不精彩。Whodoesnothavethepastwhodoesnothavethefutureonmypastdisgracefulbutdoesnotmeanthatmyfutureisnot
7、brilliant.不要为了别人而改变自己，做你自己，那些在乎你的人会更喜欢那个真正的你。Dontchangeyourselfforothers.Beyourself.Thosewhocareaboutyouwillliketherealyoubetter.如果有一天这个世界我说了算，老子先让钱成为废物，省的为了钱祸害人。IfonedayIhasthefinalsayintheworld,Laozifirstletmoneybecomewaste,andtheprovincewilldoharmtomoney.我没什么出息，就想花你的钱，睡你的床，做你的老婆。Idonthavemuchtoof
8、fer.Iwanttospendyourmoney,sleepinyourbedandbeyourwife.哇噻！台风好大哦，都把我的心给吹动了。WOW!Thetyphoonissobig,itsblowingmyheart.我可能生错地了，我应该去仙界。Imaybebornwrong.Ishouldgotofairyland.没有实践就没有发言权，你没有走过别人的路就不要对别人指指点点。Withoutpractice,youhavenorighttospeak.Ifyoudontwalkthroughothersroad,dontpointouttoothers.我没有悸动大哭，没有声嘶力竭
9、，我只是很不舍，很难过，很孤独。Ididntthrobandcry,Ididnthoarse,Ijustdidntgiveup,Iwassad,Iwaslonely.你可以不看我，但不可以贬低我。Youcannotlookatme,butyoucannotbelittleme.我的世界黑与白，五彩世界请滚开。Myworldblackandwhite,colorfulworldpleasegoaway.你很难再遇到像我这样有趣又可爱的人了。Itshardforyoutomeetsomeoneasinterestingandlovelyasme.我小腿粗大，身高矮小，长相丑陋，性格暴躁，我就这样你
10、拿我怎么着。Ihavebigcalves,shortstature,uglyappearanceandgrumpypersonality.Thatswhatyoudowithme.像我这种人，你除了宠着也没有其他办法。Likeme,youhavenochoicebuttopamper.我眼里容不得一粒沙子，同样也容不得你。Icantholdagrainofsandinmyeyes,norcanIholdyou.我又不是小三，冷风干嘛在我脸上抽耳光呢。Imnotajunior.Whyisthecoldwindslappingmyface.请不要把姐的腼腆，当作是一种闷骚。Pleasedontre
11、gardmysistersshynessasakindofsullen.我愿瘦成一道光，照亮所有的胖子。Iwouldliketothinintoalight,illuminateallthefat.我的要求并不是很过分，只是老的时候，想要有一双手可以牵着我走过台阶路。Myrequirementsarenottoomuch,butwhenIwasold,Iwantedtohaveapairofhandstoleadmethroughthesteps.我点烟时候才会低头，接吻时才会闭眼，在心爱的人前面才会温柔。IwillbowmyheadwhenIlightcigarettes,closemyey
12、eswhenIkiss,andbegentleinfrontofmybeloved.每天放学都能意淫家有美男无数等姐临幸。Everydayafterschool,therearecountlessbeautifulmenwaitingfortheirsisters.我一定要追到你，要不白长这么可爱了。Imustcatchupwithyou,orBaiChangwillbesocute.小时候写点作文都是扶老人做好人的。现在想想：当年胆子还真大啊。WhenIwasachild,Ialwayshelpedtheoldmantobeagoodman.Nowthinkaboutit:howbravey
13、ouwere.你给了我背叛，还指望我给你谅解，做了狗就别指望我还把你当人看。Youhavebetrayedme,andIamexpectedtoforgiveyou.Ifyouareadog,dontexpectmetotreatyouasaperson.每个人都做过猥琐的事；你在玩电脑时，家长走到电脑旁边，总是切到桌面刷新。Everyonehasdonedirtythings;whenyouareplayingwiththecomputer,theparentscometothecomputerandalwaysswitchtothedesktoptorefresh.不要用闪着星星的眼睛看着
14、我，我会害羞哒。Dontlookatmewithtwinklingeyes,Iwillbeshy.爱笑的姑娘总是比别人更容易长眼纹干纹细纹鱼尾纹。Girlswholiketolaugharealwaysmorelikelytohavedrylinesandfinelinesthanothers.你再优秀，也总有个人不爱你，你再不好，也总有个人死命守着你。Nomatterhowexcellentyouare,therewillalwaysbesomeonewhodoesntloveyou.Nomatterhowbadyouare,therewillalwaysbesomeonewhowillke
15、epyou.长得不是很漂亮但你绝对追不上。Itsnotverybeautiful,butyoucantcatchup.你要走，我不拦你，你要死，我帮你！Ifyouwanttoleave,Iwillnotstopyou.Ifyouwanttodie,Iwillhelpyou!我想好了，长大以后开一家网络公司，名字就叫掩耳，将迅雷比下去。Ithinkso.WhenIgrowup,Iwillopenanetworkcompany.ItsnameisMask,andIwillcompareXunleiwithit.一段感情不管当初有多开心，但从难过的那天开始，余下的时间都变成了难过。Arelation
16、shipnomatterhowhappyitwas,butfromthesadday,therestofthetimehasbecomesad.爱自己就别让自己讨好自己讨厌的人。Ifyouloveyourself,dontletyourselfpleasethepeopleyouhate.女人是水做的，所以别对她太冷，一旦过了零度结成冰，最后会冻伤你的。Womenaremadeofwater,sodontbetoocoldforher.Onceitsoverzero,itwillfreezeyouintheend.想做一个堕落的富婆，整天沉迷于男色。Wanttobeadegenerateric
17、hwoman,alldayaddictedtomen.在乎我的人，我会加倍在乎。不在乎我的人，你凭什么让我继续在乎。Peoplewhocareaboutme,Iwilldoublecare.Dontcareaboutmypeople,whydoyouletmecontinuetocare.待我从齐眉刘海变成中分，待我从素颜变成淡妆，带我从帆布鞋变成高跟鞋，带我安顿好自己，我就来抢你回家。WhenIturnfromeyebrowsandbangstomiddlepoints,whenIturnfromplainfacetolightmakeup,whenIturnfromcanvasshoest
18、ohighheels,whenIsettledown,Iwillcometorobyouhome.双人床太大，缺了你，无法入眠。Thedoublebedistoobigtosleepwithoutyou.*，谢谢你抢走了不值得我爱的男人，小四，谢谢你替我报仇了。*ThankyouforrobbingthemanIdontlove.Thankyouforavengingme.有时候，不小心知道了些事，才发现自己所在乎的事是那么可笑。Sometimes,whenIknowsomething,IfindthatwhatIcareaboutissofunny.我警告你离他远点，我已经很收敛了，等我爆发
19、的时候你就得准备变成碎渣子了。Imwarningyoutostayawayfromhim.Imveryrestrained.WhenIbreakout,youhavetobereadytobecomecrumbs.结婚的日子我已经定好了，现在就差定新郎了。Ivefixedthedateformywedding.NowImgoingtosendthegroom.其实我也不知道怎么去表达，只想让全世界都知道我爱你，不然我会疯掉。Infact,Idontknowhowtoexpressit.IjustwantthewholeworldtoknowthatIloveyou,orIwillgomad.回
20、忆算个毛，就算老娘喜欢过你，只要你惹着我姐妹了，我照样能面不改色一枪毙了你！MemoriescountasaMao,eveniftheoldladylikesyou,aslongasyouprovokemysister,Icanstillfaceashotyou!她和她手牵手，把我丢在路尽头，我该怎么挽留，难道朋友就是捅一刀在心头。Sheandherhandinhand,putmeattheendoftheroad,howshouldIkeep,isafriendstabbedintheheart.十年前我渴望远走，希望死在摇滚乐里，十年后我身心疲惫，割开喉咙唱起民谣。Tenyearsago,
21、Iwaseagertogoawayanddieinrockmusic.Tenyearslater,Iwasexhaustedandcutmythroattosingfolksongs.一个班上总有几个贱人恃宠而骄让人恨得牙痒。Therearealwayssomebitchesinaclasswhoaretooproudtobehated.今天闺蜜内裤破了，我帮她补，她说补得太难看了，我说你穿在里面又没人看，她说怎么会，要给你男朋友看啊。Today,mygirlfriendsunderwearbroke.Ihelpedhermendit.Shesaiditwasugly.Isaidthatnob
22、odysawitwhenyouwerewearingit.Shesaidhowcoulditbe?Iwanttoshowittoyourboyfriend.这么多天不见不知道你们丑成什么样了。Idontknowhowuglyyouareaftersomanydays.男人如果爱你怎么样都可以，如果不爱你，连为他死都觉得你多余。Ifamanlovesyou,hecandoanything.Ifhedoesntloveyou,heeventhinksyouaresuperfluoustodieforhim.放弃你这颗破树，我可以获得整片的森林！Giveupyourbrokentree,Icange
23、tthewholeforest!她蹲在窗前的那个旧红椅上，眼眶红红，淡淡地吐着烟圈，嘴角是凄凉的笑，我的那个他，一去不回。Shesquattedontheoldredchairinfrontofthewindow.Hereyeswerered,andshegentlyspitoutacigarettering.Hermouthwasasadsmile.Myone,he,willneverreturn.终于知道什么叫做撕心裂肺，终于知道说一声我爱你，要有多甜蜜就有多甜蜜。Finally,Iknowwhatitmeanstotearmyheartandlungs.Finally,Iknowhows
24、weetitistosayIloveyou.五年之后，无论出人头地，还是面朝黄土，兄弟照样是兄弟，闺密照样是闺密！Fiveyearslater,nomatterhowsuccessfultheyareorhowtheyarefacingtheyellowearth,brothersarestillbrothersandgirlfriendsarestillgirlfriends!女汉子=生是女儿身+饭量大如山+行李自己扛+基友一大帮+尼玛口头挂+卧槽是日常。Femaleman=bornasadaughter+alargeamountoffoodlikeamountain+carryinglug
25、gagebyoneself+alargegroupoffriends+NIMAsverbalhanging+sleepingtroughisadailyroutine.我这么好看，就应该被宠着。IshouldbespoiledifIlooksogood.你不是没赶上幸福的公车，你是压根儿没挤上去。Youdidntcatchthebusofhappiness,youdidntsqueezeitatall.对闺蜜兄弟从来都是脏话不离口，如果我对你彬彬有礼客客气气，不好意思，我们不熟！Ialwayssweartomybestfriendandbrother.IfItreatyoupolitelyan
26、dpolitely,Imsorry,wearenotfamiliar!书读得再好，背景再牛逼，长得再好看，不会做人，你也只是个人渣。Nomatterhowgoodthebookis,nomatterhowawesomethebackgroundis,nomatterhowgooditlooks,youwillnotbeahumanbeing.Youarejustascum.往往爱情是建立在金钱至上，我觉得金钱或许买不来真正的爱情。Oftenloveisbasedonmoney,Ithinkmoneymaynotbuyreallove.因为是女汉子所以又多了一条不哭的理由。Becauseitsa
27、womanman,theresanotherreasonnottocry.就算是花言巧语，那也是我对你的眷恋，只有你，才能让我花言巧语。Evenifitsrhetoric,itsalsomyattachmenttoyou.Onlyyoucanmakemerhetoric.我心深似海海中隐匿着一个少年，少年溺水跟着爱情也游荡不到头。Myheartisasdeepastheseahidingayoungman,whodrownsandwanderswithlove.请珍惜你身边长的黑的人。因为，如果有一天拉煤车经过，他们就消失了。Pleasecherishtheblackpeoplearoundy
28、ou.Becauseifonedayacoaltruckpassedby,theywoulddisappear.留不住的东西，就用力把它往远处扔，没准撞到什么就弹回来了。Ifyoucantkeepsomething,throwithardtothedistance,oritwillbounceback.我这个人是很有原则的，我的原则就是，爱咋咋地。Iamaveryprincipledperson,myprincipleis,howtolove.我可以爱的轰轰烈烈，也可以走的干干脆脆，但这一切都取决于你。Icanlovethevigorous,canalsowalkdrysimplycrisp,butitalldependsonyou.要喝多少酒，才能拥有酒窝啊。Howmuchwinedoyouneedtodrinktohaveadimple.是
