1、（躺在草地上）Oh,Little run too fast and my leg is cant stand up and I cant walk.（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。Dont worry ,Mr. Ra ll get well soon .Yes,I you ,Little Duck .Its kind of you .Not at all ,Mr. I must go m going to my grandmothers !Good-bye!（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr. Dog坐在家门口，看上
2、去非常着急。Good morning ,Mr. Dog .You look worried .What can I do for you ?Dog:Oh,good morning ,Little Duck .I got a letter for my friend,Mr. Cock .But I cant read and I dont know what he wants me to do .Dont worry ,Mr. Dog .Let me help you .（Mr. Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr. Dog听。（满足地
3、笑）Thank you ,Little Duck .Its really very kind of you .Youre welcome ,Mr. Dog .（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now .Im going to see my grandmother .（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry ,Little Duck .Let me send you to your grandmothers home .Thank you ,Mr. Dog .（Mr. Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去）英语话剧剧本（二）Characte
4、rsMonster who likes to eat people, especially on Chinese New Years Eve（）Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster（）Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster（）NEighbors C（）Neighbors D（）Scene ISETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village.AT RISE: C、D、E
5、 are talking to one another.C:Tomorrow is Chinese New Years Eve.D:Oh, my god! Its Chinese New Years Eve must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster.Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year. And eat all the people.E:Thats terrible!Old lady As husband and children were ea
6、ten by the monster last year.Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. We must tell her to run away with us.Yes, dont let the tragedy happen again.CD:（Run to the old lady As home） Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now.Take your baggage and go with us.Hurry up, we have
7、 no time to waste.A:No, I want to stay here.Why?I want to fight with the monster!It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it.No, No, No, its not safe.You wont win by yourself! And you will be eaten, too.You must go with us!Im too old, and I dont want to keep living without my family. I must ki
8、ll it before I die. You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. （C, D, E run away）Scene II old lady B is at Old lady As home Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.B:Anyone home?（Opens the door） What are you doing here?You must run away with the other nEighbors or you wil
9、l be eaten by the monster.Im too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat?All right, all right.（Eating dumplings） Why dont you run away like everyone else?I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.But it is too difficult.I dont care.Do you have any method to dea
10、l with it?Um, I dont know.In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.Really?How?Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.So what are we waiting f
11、or?Lets do it now.You are right!Its getting darker and darker outside.Scene IIISETTNG: Outside As home. The monster shows up in front of As home.Monster:Ha!After one year of sleeping, Im very hungry now. Its time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha!Its too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a
12、light in that house, there must be people in it. （Knocking on the door.） Anybody home? I wont hurt you, just open the door. （When it sees the red paper on the door.） Oh, my god, its the color red, Im afraid of it. Stay away from me.AB:（Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes） You bad monste
13、r. Now its your turn to feel afraid. （They beat drums and strike gongs.）Oh, my god I cant take it anymore. Please forgive me.You ate all my family. How can I forgive you?Im sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.I think the monster feels very sorry now.Yes, Yes, I m so sorry.Well, i
14、f you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.Yes, and never eat people anymore.Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. （They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.）Scene IV In the village. A、B、C、D、E are talking
15、.How did you do it?B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.Wow!How do you know this?（To B）Actually, Im a fairy. Im here to help you fight the monster.Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.Youre welcome. Now you dont have to be afraid of this monster anymore. （Everyone
16、 is happy and clapping thEir hands.）THE DNE英语小品剧剧本（三）开场介绍：Ladies and gentlemen,let me introductthe actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .dont forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou last,dont forge
17、t who behind the scenes ME-the Director.第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A ,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.赵云：no!本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! myfamily name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given nameis zil
18、ong （赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已唉化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look!this is the last blood of the boss ! liue dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ai .（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children, stop there or i will kill you（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!you b
19、itch dare to attack me ?（二人装腔作势打斗数招）看我九阴白骨爪！stop!wait! one two three ninedark white bone fingers!唔！（倒地） ohmy gadimover此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah bitch i will go to look for my boss ,goodbye（曹操、蒋干二人上）曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！I didnt expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
20、It reminds me of a poem, “Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful”蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is ca
21、lled performance art?（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！it Is enemys maid with a child in his arm.那你呢？What did you do?iiii rushed to him and fight with himimfighttingfightt
22、ing fightting我我 我冲上去与之打斗 打打 打然后呢？What then?丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely thatgeneral Xiahouhas defeated the enemy唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作”九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）Then what happened?no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger,its so terrible（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）如此看
23、来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Lets run after them.有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about youroptimistic psychology 唔唔唔!（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）（三人下）第二幕：人物：刘备 张飞诸葛亮赵云（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情LiuBei and his team are looking s
24、omething out of his military camp.（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No,its very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I t
25、hink it is about to rain!先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know its going to rain?首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!（赵云上）张飞：哇！那就
26、是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！ That is person who called long ah, I could not believethat you have changda new tabletop without a minute!（张飞迎上）子龙！long翼德救我！ help!brotherthree.（张飞下）主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss,i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have along time to
27、 hear nothing. i am afraidkao!这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！oh can the son of bitch get in like his father咳咳！（赵云转身面向刘备）子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！because of you,I almost lose a brave general!Why do I keep you alive,let me kill you!（阿斗摔下）（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）从今以后，阿
