1、Hi,Charlie,thereyouare.嗨Charlie快看看你Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.才九个月大多可爱啊AndlookhowcuteIam.再看看我多么可爱啊ItsyourbigsisterTeddyhere,我是你的姐姐TeddyAndImmakingthisvideodiary我在拍视频日记Tohelpyousurviveour.来帮你立足于我们这个Specialfamily.特别的家Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,andtheresmom,哦这
2、是妈妈Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Notinthemood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay.Ithinkyouvehadenoughbananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Sowereswitchingtosweetpeas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧Youregonnalovethem.Look,mommythinkstheyresoyummy.你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh,andtheresyourolderbrot
3、herPJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoingtodayshomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Itsnottodayshomework.这才不是今天的家庭作业Thisisyesterdayshomework.这是昨天的家庭作业Theresachanceyoutwowillbe你可能有机会和你哥哥inhighschooltogether.一起念高中哦Oh,andtheresdadpreparingforanotherdayswork.哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作Hekillsbugsforaliving.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey,comeo
4、n.wevebeenthroughthis.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Idontkillbugs.我不是杀虫Imapestcontrolspecialist.我是害虫防治专家Eitherway.还不都是得Sonowyouvemetthewholefamily.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgettingsomebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe!nonono.Ididntforgetaboutyou.Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.我只是打算拿你来压轴Gharlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.C
5、harlie那是你的小哥哥GabeYouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗Youruinedmylife.你毁了我的生活Okay,soitstakingGabealittlebitlonger好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And.cut.好了就到这里了Okay,gang,listenup.好了大家听着Imgoingbacktoworktonighta
6、tthehospital我今晚要回到医院工作ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班SoIwanteveryonetostayathome所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait-no,mom.-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈妈Imnotgonnabeheretonight.我今晚不能待在家里Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Dontyoumeanstudlydate.你的意思是借学习之机WithSpencer?和Spencer约会吧O
7、h,saveitforyourpillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧Imsorry,Teddy,butyourejustgonnahavetoreschedule.我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划But,dad-但是爸爸-Bob!-Uh,dadsnotavailablerightnow.-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom,donttakethisthewrongway,妈妈别误会我的意思Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养
8、了Threesforquitters.胆小鬼才只生三个AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoscheduleTeddy你已经懂事了不至于去和astudydatewithaboyIvenevermet.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Comeon.asdad,itsmyresponsibility拜托作为你的爸爸toknoweverydetailofmykidslives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Ohyeah?是吗WhatschooldoIgoto?那我的学校校名是什么Um-theonenamedafterthatpresident.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey,y
9、ouknowwhat?Ivegottodriveyoukidstoschool.嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了-Letsgo.-Wait,Ihaventhadbreakfastyet.-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Comeon,letsgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Nevergotit.-Letsgo!-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-Ivegottagetyouto.Roosevelt?-Lincoln.-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学Gotit.记住了本字幕由迪幻字幕组为您奉献欢迎登录www.D翻译：Aaron校订：Edenwi
10、shWaitinZlove0forever后期：WaitinZlove0foreverDaysallburnttoast生活搞得一团糟Runninglate,anddadsays就要迟到爸爸在叫Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Iclosemyeyes,takeabite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grabaride,laughoutloud跳上车子放声大笑Thereitisupontheroof就在这里我们的家Ivebeenthere,Ivesurvived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Sojusttakemyadvice所以听取我的建议Hanginthere,ba
11、by,thingsarecrazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈ButIknowyourfutureisbright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Thereisnomaybe不要怀疑Everythingturnsoutallright一切终会如你所愿Surelifeisupanddown生活有悲有喜Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround可是请相信我坚持就有好结果Youregonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe你会喜欢将来的你Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃GoodLuckCharlieS01E01Study
12、Date查莉成长日记第一季第一集Bobhoney,Imleavingforwork!Bob亲爱的我去上班了Okay,honey,heresCharliesschedule.好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,这上面写着什么时候喂她Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?宝贝放轻松Bigdaddysgotthisallundercontrol.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay,justbecausethatsonyourbarbecueap
13、ron好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesntmakeittrue.你就真当自己全能了Nowifcharliegetsfussy,herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Theyreallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful-它们到处都是拜托你小心点-Theyreallovertheplace.-Honey.-它们到处都是-亲爱的YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地intheraisingofthreekids.养育了三个孩子Oh,yea
14、h?Whensmybirthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候-July12th.-November23rd.-5月12号-11月23号Gotit.记住了Goodluck,Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah!Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey,dad?嗨爸爸-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay,fireaway.好吧说吧Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗-Yeah.-Thanks.-可以-谢了Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?那是
15、什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是Illgetit.Illgetit.我来开门我来开门Illgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!我来开门其他人都不许碰-Hi.-Hi.-你好-你好Hi!好啊ImTeddysdad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nicetomeetyou,sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh,SpencerandIarestudying嗯Spencer和我要学习了-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Notyou.
16、除了你-Teddy.-Yeah?-Teddy-什么事Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah,atthelibrary.是啊不能在图书馆Oh,right.哦是的Okay,sothenyouvetalkedtoheraboutthis?那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗OfcourseIdid.我当然说了Imean,Im-ImprettysureIdid.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了ItsjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople只不过我每天和那么多人aboutsomanydifferentthings.说那么多不
17、同的事Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That,myfriend,朋友那个isthejerusalemcricket,叫做沙螽Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫-Imanexterminator.-Herewego.-我是个害虫专家-又来了Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable-嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗Bobsbugsbegone?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走Bo
18、bOkay.youvegothomeworktodo.好吧你们要做家庭作业Ivegotadiapertochange.我也要去换尿布了Hers-notmine.给她换不是我Iaintthatold!我还没老到那地步呢Imgonnabeupstairs.我还是上楼去吧-Gabe-out.-Okay,fine.-Gabe出去-好吧知道了Butwhensthathotguygettinghere?不过那个帅哥什么时候才会来啊Out!出去-Kids.-Yeah.-真是小孩子-嗯Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh,thatsokay,wecanjustshar
19、emine.没关系我们看一本就行-Isthatokay?-Perfect.-可以吗-正合我意Good,很好CauseImallaboutthelearnin.因为这一切都是为了学习-Letmejustgrabapencil.-Ohyeah,Imighthaveone.-我去拿根铅笔-哦我有一根IthinkIleftmypencilsatschool.我想我的铅笔忘在学校了Metoo.我也是Ladiesandgentlemen!女士们先生们PJandtheVibe!有请PJ和感应乐队Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoortothatweirdPJkid.哇听起来像是
20、你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm.Yeah,hesnotnextdoor.嗯不过他不在隔壁Hesdownstairs.他在楼下Andhesmybrother.而且他是我哥哥Oh!oh,Im-Imsorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah,metoo.我也是Waitwaitwait!stopstop!等下等下等下停停Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat.Emmett开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude,Impercussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Letmepercush!你得让我“打击”Forcryingoutloud,guys!拜托了两位What
21、sup?什么事Canyoupleaseturnitdown?Weretryingtostudy.你们能小声点吗我们正在学习呢Nocando,sis.Theresonlyonelevelinrocknroll.不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界Andthatisloud!那就是纵情高歌Whoawhoa.Ithinkwecanaccommodateyourlittlesister.等等我想我们该体谅一下你妹妹Excuseme,拜托ButthebandiscalledPJandthevibe.这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队Sowhat,theVibedoesntgetasay?那又如何感应乐队就没有发言权
22、了吗I-Imthevibe.我我就是感应乐队Yeah,Igotthat.是啊看出来了Oh,soyougotmyvibe,huh?所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈Imgonnabeoverhere.我还是回去吧-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart.-关小声点现在-你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求Iwillnotbesilent!我不会安静的hey!嘿IfIhavecomedownhereagain,如果再逼我下来的话thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse我就把这个插你身上Okay?明白了没Yo,whossheuptherestudyingwith
23、anyway?对了她和谁一起学习呢Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse?是不是又一位美女Someguyshestotallyinto.和她迷恋的某个男生一起Icantbelieveshescheatingonme.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠Shesnotcheatingonyou.Shebarelyknowsyouexist.她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人No,see,ourrelationshipisjustdevelopingslowly.不对我们只是关系进展地比较慢而已-No,thereisnorelationship.-Yes,thereis.-不你们根本
24、没关系-不我们有关系-No,itsallinyourhead!-no,-没有是你自己在臆想而已-不itsnot,causeevenmymumknowaboutit不是的连我妈妈都知道我们两个的关系Nowthen,wherewerewe?好了我们学到哪儿了Youknow,actually,Ithinkyouwerealittlebitcloser.知道吗其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的Allright-cellularrespiration.好了细胞呼吸作用-Doyoumind?-notatall.-你介意吗-一点也不Whilewereatit-趁这个时候-Whatareyoudoing?-Oh!g
25、abe!-你们干吗呢-噢Gabe-Whatdoyouwant?-Dinner!-你想怎么样啊-吃晚饭Nobodysfedmeallday!一整天都没人给我做饭AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right?我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧Theresahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knockyourselfout.自己去吃吧Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof.现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions.-太好了-那就再也
26、不会有人打搅我们了-Teddy!-Oh,god!-Teddy-哦天呐-Whatdoyouwant?!-Ineedyou-你想干嘛-我需要你towatchthebabyforasec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobodytellsmom!谁也不准告诉妈妈Comehere,Charlie.到这儿来CharlieOh,yes.好了-Charliesfine.-Ooh!ButImnot.-Charlie没事-哦但是我有事Uh,Teddy,嗯TeddyTellPJtofireupthebugtruck,叫PJ去发动油门IthinkIgottagotothehospital.我想我得去趟医院Oh,andTeddy,youregonnahavetowatchthebaby.还有Teddy接下来你得照顾下宝宝No!Okay.不好吧Relax,bethehospitalin10mintues放松点十分钟后就到医院Okay,justpleasepleasehurry.知道了拜托尽快Oh,wow!Mybuttisonfire!噢哇我的屁股像被火烧了Thatissoweird!真是灵异Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong上周Emmett和我写一首歌Withthatexactsametitle.正好就叫这个名字Thatsgreat,son.justp
