1、经典美剧老友记第三季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语So what happened? Did a forest tick you off?We always say we need a place for the mail.I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.Youre building a post office?No,an entertainment unit, with a built-in mail cubby.Its a one-day job,max.My word,thos
2、e are snug!These are my old work pants.Sergio Valente.Power saw kind of got away from me there.The One With Frank Jr.Hey,Pheebs. Any sign of your brother?No,but hes always late.-I thought you only met him once. -I did.I think it sounds big sister-y, Franks always late.Well,relax. Hell be here.I know
3、. Im just nervous.Its just,Moms dead, dont talk to my sister.Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately.Its just the last-desperate- chance-to-have-a-family kind of thing.Youre sweet to wait with me.Actually,Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here.Does anyone else think David Copperfields
4、cute?No. But he told me he thinks youre a fox.All right. Janice likes him.In fact,she likes him so much, she put him on her freebie list.Her what?We have a deal where we each pick five celebrities we could sleep with.and the other one cant get mad.The heart of every healthy relationship:Honesty,resp
5、ect and sex with celebrities.So whos on your list?IKim Basinger. Cindy Crawford,Halle Berry.Yasmine Bleeth.and Jessica Rabbit.You do realize that she is a cartoon, and way out of your league?I know. I just wonder if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.Who would yours be?First,I need a boyfri
6、end. Then I can have a list.Its just a game,Mon.Rach,how about you?I dont know. I guess Chris ODonnell,John F. IKennedy Jr. Daniel Day-Lewis,Sting and Parker Stevenson.Spiderman?Hardy Boy.-Peter Parker. -Thank you.What about you,honey? Whod be on your list?That kind of thing requires some serious th
7、ought.First,Id divide my prospective candidates into categories.What a geek!Everybody,this is Frank! My half brother,Frank!This is everybody.-This is Ross. -How are you?This is Monica.And this is Rachel.Im gonna get coffee for us.Hey,how do you guys get anything done?We dont,really.Do you guys have
8、big plans?Oh,yeah. Were gonna connect and bond and everything.I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars.My friend,Larry,he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.We really dont take advantage of living in the city.Oh,sorry. Did I get you?No,you didnt get me!Its an elect
9、ric drill!You get me,you kill me!Calm down! Do you want this unit or not?I do not want this unit!You shouldve told me before. Im not a mind reader.And were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.Fine!Where you heading in those pants? 1982?I saw down at the hardware store,they got those designer tiles on s
10、ale.if you wanna redo your bathroom floor.Whats wrong with my bathroom floor?Nothing. Its just old and dingy, thats all.I highly doubt that.If you move your hamper.you see how the tile used to be.I cant live like this! What are we gonna do?Relax. Here,hold this.This old stuff comes right up. Ill sho
11、w you.A little more than I wanted to see.Look at that! Every inch of this is glued down!Itd take forever to pry this up. You should just leave it.I cant leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor!There. There you go.Yeah,thats nice.We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your c
12、olon!I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue?Because I can and my mom couldnt.And I figured that was something I got from our dad.Well,wait,you mean like this?Yeah,you can do it too. Yeah.Youre not doing it.Oh,right. Okay. Yeah,my mom could and I cant.We dont have that.Whens your b
13、irthday?February 16th.I know a guy whos the 18th.Thats close.Whens yours?October 25th.Thats the same month as Halloween.So what kind of things do you like to do at home?Melt stuff.-Okay,Ive got three of my five. -Three of your five what?Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.God,youre giving this a lo
14、t of thought.Hey,its hard,okay? I only have two spots left.All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?Elizabeth Hurley.Very attractive.Forgiving.Susan Sarandon.You know what? Shes too political.Shed probably make you donate four cans of food first.And lsabella Rossellini.Very hot. Very sexy.But shes
15、 too international. Shes never gonna be around.-So? -So you gotta play the odds.Pick somebody whos gonna be in the country all the time.Yeah. Because thats why you wont get lsabella Rossellini. Geography.Okay. So by melting you meant melting.So is it,like,art?Yeah,you can melt art.Hey,can I use your
16、 phone?-Sure. You want to call your mom? -No,I want to melt it.Oh. Well,not right now.Im gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache. So.Good night,bro.Good night.Here.Just in case.Oh,excellent!-What kind of karate is that? -No kind.He just makes it up.-Hows it going with you guys? -So far i
17、t kind of blows.I dont know,I just thought hed feel more like a brother.Like you and Ross. Close and connected and.Were close now. You wouldnt believe the years.of noogies,and wedgies,and flying wedgies,and atomic wedgies and.Thats when the waistband goes over your head.We drove each other crazy pla
18、ying the shadow game.-How do you play the shadow game? -How do you play the shadow game?-I just asked you. -I just asked you.I dont have time for this.-That is what the game is. -You just gave up really quickly.-Seen Joey? -Whats the matter?Oh,just this!Its my fault,really,because the couch is where
19、 we keep the varnish.Somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles?-Whats going on? -Hes retiling my floor.Spackle boy!-Get up! -You started this,youll finish it!He started mine first!Build the unit,Cinderellie Lay the tile,CinderellieBig octopus.Oh,my God! I totally forgot!Well,cant someone else do it?
20、But I have company.Look,thats all right. Ill come in.Im sorry, but I have to go into work.Its one of my regulars whos insisting that I do him,so.Hey,what kind of work do you do?Im a masseuse.I give people massages and stuff.You work at one of those massage parlors?Well,you know,we dont call it that.
21、 But,yeah.Thats wild.No,I had no idea.Alrighty.Ill be back in a little bit.Unless you want to come with me.You mean,like,watch?No. No,you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house.What are big sisters for?Well,I dont think this. You know?No. No,no. I wouldnt do you myself.I mean,that would be weird
22、.Ill get one of the other girls to do it.This is so much fun!Are you excited?Hey,do Monica and Rachel work there?Its beautiful!Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was!What are you going in there for?You want,like,a number?Hi. Bye.Okay. Im done with my choices.These are final.-Well,its about
23、 time. -Yeah. Very official.Oh,yeah. Well,you know,Chandler printed it up on his computer.And who laminated it?That was me.All right,let me see.Uma Thurman,Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley. Michelle Pfeiffer. Dorothy Hamill?Hey,its my list!You do realize she only spins like that on ice?“舒活之家”-Whats go
24、ing on? -She broke my arm!-He touched my fanny. -She touched mine first!Thats my job!So whats the deal? I can have sex with you but I cant touch you?-You cant have sex with her! -Did you think I was a hooker?No,okay. I know. Youre a masseuse. Its cool. Im not a cop!Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for
25、 five minutes.Fine.I dont like you.So thats what you thought I did? God!Thats not what I do!Wait,thats not what you do?No!Why would you think that?I dont know. This is the city, you know? I just.I mean. I dont know.Whatever. Its the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway.Oh,wait.No,youre right. N
26、o,it was perfect.I cant believe I screwed it up so bad.You thought it was perfect?Well,no,maybe it wasnt perfect. but you know,it was pretty cool, you know?Because we had all those great talks,you know?Which ones in particular were great for you?Well,you know,about the tongue thing,you know?And how
27、I told you about my likes and my dislikes.How I like to melt stuff,and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.Right. Okay.I feel like I can really talk to you because youre my sister,you know?Yeah. I guess I do.And then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.Well,I wasnt hopping mad, you know
28、?You hopped a little bit.Yeah,Im really sorry. You know,Im really.Okay.Well,this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now. This.This?Oh,come on. We went to Times Square.We found ninja stars. I almost get my arm broken by a hookerShes not a hooker.When I tell my friends about her, she will be.On
29、 3!1,2Why dont we just go on 2?Why 2?Because its faster.I couldve counted to 3 four times without all the 2 talk.-All right,but in the future -Heavy thing! Not getting lighter!1,2So we are going with two?A good job,Joe.Wow.Its big.So big it actually makes our doors look smaller.Maybe my rulers wrong
30、.Maybe all the rulers are wrong.Its not that bad. So it blocks a little of your door,a little of mine.I got a better idea.How about it blocks none of my door, and a lot of your door?Listen,before I forget, that side is still wet.Let me just see if Ive got this right.So this is a half-caf,double-tall, easy hazelnut. nonfat,no foam,with whip, extra-hot latte,right?Okay. Great.You freak.Thank you.A coffee to go,please.Isabella Rossellini!Are you serious? Oh,my God!Damn! I cannot believe I took her off my list!Wh
