1、摩登家庭 第4季第17集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版Look, I know your tired.But just think how good youre gonna feel tomorrowwhen you wake up and we have all new shop paper.I wish I didnt get what you are talking about.But I do. I just do.Hey, who could be calling at this hour?Its Sal.No. Not answering that.Whatever ea
2、rth-shattering drama shes going through can wait.Until she gets here.Oh, God. I hope we have vodka.We dont, Mitchell.Sal was our best girlfriendfrom back in our party days,but over the years, weve kind of gone in different directions.We chose forward.Why wont this open?Uh, somethings wrong with that
3、 door.Okay, whatever. I have the most amazing news,and Im super excited,but I wont be if you dont want me to be.Ready?Im getting married!Oh, my gosh! Congratulations!- I know! - Whos the guy?Oh, the love of my life.Oh, so you finally bagged your boss?Oh! Yes, but its not him. And I dont work there a
4、nymore.His name is Tony.I met him three months ago.Hes the greatest guy ever.And seriously, are you guys okay with this?Of course. Why wouldnt we be?Well, you know, because I can get married,and you guys. Ugh! cant.So? That doesnt mean you shouldnt.Really? Because I will not go through with itif you
5、 dont want me to. Seriously.Not necessary. I mean, what kind of people would we beif we denied you or anyone the right to marry?#politics.This makes me so happybecause I want you two to be my best men.- Yes! Yes! - Of course!Okay. The wedding is gonna be super cute,Just us, a little dinner after.Oh,
6、 and its next Friday.Oh. What, its next Friday?- Yeah. - How will we have time to do best man stuff?You know, like help you pick out your dress,get your flowers, get our hair blown out?Hes never been a best man before.Oh, my God, were getting married!Were getting married! Lets have a drink.- Yeah, w
7、ere out of vodka. - I will see you on Friday.And initial here and here and here.Ay, my arm is starting to hurt.- Just a couple more. - Whats going on?Nothing. I have to get this package,but theres so much signing.Get out of here, you perv.Whats the matter with you?You dont do that in front of strang
8、ers.At least throw a blanket over.- I am not ashamed. - Obviously.Theyre out all the time-in front of Manny, at the club,at Claires dinner the other day.Phil almost ate a candle.Fine. Next time, I will feed your baby inside a dark closet.Im just saying pick your moments, huh?Like let Daliya open the
9、 door. Thats why we hired her.Daliya?My mother raised six childrenwhile working at a construction job.She would be so ashamed if I had a nanny.I dont see a lot of shame from your momwhen shes cashing my checks every month.Hey, Daliya, we gotta go see Mannys teacher.Would you try to coax a burp out o
10、f this one?Come here, little guy.Can you hold him a little higher?I will. Im just letting him get settled in.Okay, were going. Bye-bye, joe.He likes to bounce a little.Can you cup your hand- so that he doesnt feel like youre slapping? - Okay.She knows it. Stop micromanaging.Cup your hand.- Hello. -
11、Hey.Hey, can one of you guys drive me to my cello thing tonight?Honey, I wish wed known.Yeah. We got a dinner thing with the Flendersons.Okay, you dont have to stay,and those arent even real people.Sorry. I panicked.I got stuck between the Flemings and the Hendersons.Oh, my god. Are those new boots?
12、Yes.I love them. Theyre so cute!They are?Oh, I forgot to tell you-Danielle Gunston-first one in my class to get pregnant.You totally called it.Did you hear that?My money was on Denise Modick.No. First she complimented my fashion sense,then she told me I did something right.Phil, I think its happenin
13、g.Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon.You spend the early years in constant contact,and then one day, around the teenage years,they go around the dark side and theyre gone.All you can do is wait for that faint signalthat says theyre coming back.I think Haley is sending me that si
14、gnal.And?- And Phil gave me that analogy. - Yeah.You know what?I think Im gonna ask her out to dinner tonight.Do you think shell say yes?If you want,I can pass her a note in study hall.What did I do?Oh, my god. Nothing.I just wanted to know, if you werent busy,you know, if you wanted to have dinner
15、with me tonight?Dinner? Just you and me?I mean, you dont have to. Its cool. Dont worry.No, sounds fun. Lets do it.Okay. Lets meet by the front door, then.You know, 7:00?- Okay. - Yeah.I totally think she likes you!I think so, too.First of all, I just want to say what a pleasure it isto have Manny in
16、 art class.Hes talented-Can we just skip to what he did wrong?Who said that he did something wrong?Hit it.We do have an issue.- Told you. -Manny seems to have quite a fascinationwith the female nude.So? Hes a romantic.Well, this is all his art work over the last few weeks.Holy moly.There were even m
17、ore,but I think the janitor took some home.Look at this.And this.And these.Look, Im an artist. Im free.I used to have an earring up here.But some of the other parents have complained.Well, the moms.He must have learned that at school.Because we have filters in the computer,and I have thrown out all
18、of Jay magazines.Dont know what shes talking about.There is no way that Manny has seen this sort of thing at our home.Well take it from here.Hey, buddy.Its just you and me tonight.Sounds good. Ill be right down.All right.I knew it! What are you hiding?- Porn. - Dont lie to me!Fine.Im trying to send
19、a message to a girl on Facebook,but shes so out of my league.Look at her.Oh, yeah. Shes cute.Ive been sitting here forever- and I cant think of anything to say. - Well, you are in luck.If anyone knows the art of wooing the fairer sex,its this guy.Hey.- Wait! - Send.Why did you type that?Now she know
20、s Im thinking about her.Smiley face.Oh, my god. Stop now.We can only screw it up from here.Please. Youre in the hands of the master.I think I know how to pick up a 14-year-old girl.for you.Whats the haps tonight?Boop.Whats the haps tonight? Nobody says that.Going to the mall. Wanna meet?Dinner at Ro
21、sa Grill in an hour?Question mark. Boom!Kids dont eat dinner.What do you mean, you dont eat dinner?What do you do?I dont know. You just walk around and jump off stuff.You cant invite a girl to jump off stuff.Well, its way better than-See ya then. X.O.Youre in, buddy.I gotta get ready.All right, lets
22、 go before this wears off.I think we have a few days.Well, thank you, dimples.Oh, you better get that out of your system,cause in two hours, youre gonna be.Mrs. Anthony Lombardo.So does this Italian of yours cook?In every room of the house,if you know what I mean!- We have a lot of sex. - Yeah. Got
23、it.Okay, now lets have a proper toast. All right.To wild Sal.You gave it a good run,but like every legendary gunslinger,there comes a time when you need to holster your weaponsand ride off into the sunset.But you took on every man who came to town.- I really did! - You sure did.Also, you know, Im ju
24、st getting married.Im not dying.No, no. Were just happy youre happy.And were excited that were gonna get to seeso much more of you now.Yes. Well be couple friends.Well go to movies. take classes.Oh, our game nights on Saturday.- Huge. - Theyre epic, yeah.Do you play Cranium?Do you play Cranium?Well,
25、 if Im playing board games on a Saturday night,you can shoot me in my cranium.But I love you!I need to take a whiz.Im so happy for her.I think we might have freaked her out, though.Oh, no, Mitchell. Come on. Youre a smart man,but you are awful at reading people.Sals been different this week.That is
26、a woman in love.Looks like a woman in love.Look, nobodys as happy as I am about you loving the ladies.All Im saying is, you gotta pull back a little.- Okay. - Ay, Manny,this is all my fault.I am too free with my body.It was okay when you were a little boy, but.Was it?But now that youre a young man,-
27、 and. - I didnt hear a word they said.All I could think about was Daliya.Every drawing, every poem,every historical novel I wrote was for her.She was my muse.Toss in a body that doesnt quit,and I think we got a soul mate.So theres a lot of other things you can draw.Youve got your landscapes. Youve g
28、ot your bowls of fruit.Trees.A barn. The ladies with the fruit on the head.I said fruit.But you didnt say the ladies with the fruit on the head.Im trying to get him away from the ladies.Ah, good. Good. Good.This is so stupid.What if I spill on her,or accidentally brush my boob against her hand?I mea
29、n her hand against my boob.Dude, stay cool. You got this.Im gonna be at the bar the whole time.If you start to panic, just come get me.Shh. There she is.What was that?I dont know. Ive never heard it before.Try not to let that happen again.- Hi, Luke. - Pretty good.Uh, I mean, hi, Simone.Uh, this is
30、my dad.Dad, this is Luke.Youre funny.Looking.Clutch.What are you still doing here?What the hell got into me?Besides the bartenders tongue?Yes. Yes, well, that was a little inappropriate.But lets not overreact.Its perfectly natural to have a panic attackbefore making a big life decision.What if its the wrong decision?What if Tonys not the guy?What if hes the guy?Or him? He is cute. When did he come in?Okay, you need to focus, Sal.You are about to make a sacred, lifelong commitment.You are not making this better!Oh, god, its Tony.Im supposed
