1、from all those childhood toilet swirlies.1235,050 -38,410真的会这样吗 我以前经常这么干的Is that possible? I used to get those all the time.1338,480 -41,150甚至在教堂里Even in church.1441,210 -45,110如果是因为这个的话 我倒有个办法Well if it is from a swirly, there something I can do.1545,180 -47,980圈 圈 点 点Okay, circle, circle, dot, dot
2、,1648,050 -51,080虱子不再烦扰你美国儿歌now you have a cootie shot!1752,310 -54,010我去睡觉了Im going to bed1854,080 -55,880好的 我马上就来Okay, Ill be right in.1957,450 -59,110她不光是在嘲笑我 而且Its not enough that she mocks me, but that isnt even2059,180 -01:01,350把打预防针的流程也搞错了the correct procedure for a cootie shot.2101,410 -04,
3、180你知道斯蒂芬妮到这里来不是为了Do you understand that Stephanies not here2204,250 -06,150帮你治疗你那些臆想的毛病吧?to treat your imaginary ailments?2306,210 -11,010怎么可能是臆想 我老是听见一种高于中央C的八度音How is it imaginary that I keep hearing an octave above Middle C?2411,880 -14,080这是臆想吗Is that imaginary?2514,150 -18,380我看不是t think so.26
4、19,410 -21,280晚安Good night.2721,350 -22,850莱纳德 还有件事Leonard,theres one more thing.2822,910 -25,010根据我们的合租协议第一章第三段Under Article One, Section Three of our Roommate Agreement,2925,080 -26,550我要召开一个紧急会议m calling an emergency meeting.3026,610 -27,610你不是吧No, youre not.3127,680 -29,600莱纳德提议不要开会Leonard moves
5、 the meeting not occur.3229,600 -32,410有人同意么 没有 提议不予采纳Is there a second? None heard, the motion fails.3332,610 -35,350在会议的开头 我想祝贺你d like to begin the meeting by congratulating you3435,410 -38,110和斯蒂芬妮医生恋情有了进展on the progress in your relationship with Dr. Stephanie.3538,180 -39,510谢谢Thank you.3639,580
6、 -41,610那也就是说 我们必须讨论That being said, we have to discuss3741,680 -44,410对于同居附加条例的执行问题the implementation of the agreed upon cohabitation rider3844,480 -45,750因为你们两人现在whichas been activated now that3945,810 -47,610已经住在一起了the two of you are living together.4047,610 -49,070我们没有啊Were not living together.4
7、149,070 -50,770我有不同意见I beg to disagree4251,000 -53,090某女性被认定为A girlfriend shall be deemed4353,090 -55,190跟莱纳德 前引号 同居 后引号quote living with un-quote Leonard4455,190 -57,010的时间条件是 第一 连续十晚when she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights,4557,080 -59,510或第二 三周之内超过九晚or B: more than nine nights in th
8、ree week period,4659,580 -02:02,030或第三 一个月之内的所有周末or C: all the weekends of a given month4702,030 -03,850再加上三个非周末plus three weeknights.4805,850 -08,810这太荒唐了Thats absurd.4908,880 -12,210你自己都签名了 看 莱 莱 莱You initialed it. See? L.H., L.H., L.H.5012,280 -16,110我签名的原因是因为 我觉得这些条例永远都用不上的Wait, I only initialed
9、 it because I never thought it would happen!5117,250 -18,610我还签了一条I initialed another clause5218,680 -22,380上面说如果我有超能力的话 就让你做我搭档naming you my sidekick in case I get superpowers.5322,450 -25,050是啊 没错Hmm, yes, you did.5425,110 -29,150我们再来温故一下需要执行哪些条例Now, to review the following provisions are hereby a
10、ctivated:5529,210 -33,380在冰箱里 我们不能再使用 两个单人层和一个公用层了In the refrigerator, as opposed to us having two separate shelves and one communal shelf,5633,450 -36,810现在我们三个人每人使用一层 然后冰箱门变作公用the three of us now get individual shelves and the door becomes communal.5736,880 -40,810下一条 房间清扫工作 应从每周两次增加为每周三次Next, apa
11、rtment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week5840,880 -43,680以解决日益增加的死皮细胞to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells.5943,750 -46,250第三 厕所使用时间表 我了解到Third,the bathroom schedule. Now, Im given to understand6046,310 -50,150女人对厕所的用法有所不同 所以我们应该讨论一下women have differen
12、t needs, so, well have to discuss that.6152,180 -53,980m going to bed.6254,050 -56,910你至少也得把这带走吧At least take this with you.6356,980 -03:00,910别忘了让斯蒂芬妮签名 这里 这里 这里Look, and have Stephanie initial here, here, here, here.6400,980 -还有 这里and. here.6505,980这一条规定 从现在起她不能This states that she does not now660
13、6,050 -09,250也不准计划演奏打击乐器或者铜管乐器nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.6724,680 -肯定是肿瘤 压迫听觉神经了Sure sounds like a tumor pressing on the auditory nerve.6853,610 -56,280绝对不行No, absolutely not.6956,280 -57,570这又没什么s not a big deal.7057,570 -59,610我们有卫生手套的We have latex gloves.7159,710
14、 -04:01,680我不管你出现了什么症状t care what the symptoms are,7201,750 -04,810我女朋友是不会帮你做前列腺检查的my girlfriend is not going to give you a prostate exam.7306,350 -08,210谢尔顿Hi, Sheldon.7408,280 -10,110早上好 斯蒂芬妮医生Good morning, Dr. Stephanie.7510,180 -14,150我想莱纳德昨晚肯定让你性福了吧I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last ni
15、ght.7615,250 -17,650谢尔顿 这种问题不能随便问的Sheldon, we dont ask questions like that.7717,710 -19,750那我怎么总听到你在问啊I heard you ask it over and over.7821,080 -23,850我只问一次怎么就错了How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?7923,910 -25,680他非常棒He did very nicely.8025,750 -27,450看见没 她不生气See? Shes not offended.8127,48
16、0 -29,380而且你也得到结果了And now you finally have an answer.8230,710 -32,910没咖啡了 需要咖啡Out of coffee. Need coffee.8332,980 -34,880你好Oh, hello.8434,950 -37,380斯蒂芬妮 是吗Hi! Stephanie, right?8537,450 -40,850是 你.你是Uh-huh. And-And- And you are?8640,910 -41,980佩妮 我就住对门Penny, I live across the hall.8742,910 -44,110我听
17、说了你很多事情ve heard a lot about you.8844,180 -是吗Really? Mm-hmm.8948,580怎么没人跟我提起你啊I havent heard a thing about you.9055,810 -莱纳德Leonard?9158,050 -59,250为什么你从来都没跟我说起过Why havent I heard a thing9259,310 -05:01,410这个住在你对门的about this woman who lives across the hall9301,480 -05,880喜欢早上跑这儿来的女人 还穿着内衣and comes in
18、to your apartment in the morning.in her underwear?9412,350 -15,110她听说过你是因为Shes heard about you because were, you know,9515,180 -19,410你是我女朋友 而你没听说过她则是因为involved and you havent heard about her because.9619,480 -22,110我从没跟她上过床 我发誓I never slept with her, I swear!9723,510 -26,280不过话说回来 这倒并不是因为莱纳德不想In Le
19、onards defense, it wasnt for lack of trying.9827,950 -29,210谢谢你 谢尔顿Thank you, Sheldon.9929,280 -30,550别客气 莱纳德Youre welcome, Leonard.10031,810 -33,950我的意思是Look, Im just saying, um.10134,010 -38,340佩妮是我们众多邻居中的一位Penny is one of our many neighbors, you know,10238,340 -43,010在我们这幢楼里 邻居们进进出出 很随便的 不讲究穿着and
20、 in our building, neighbors come and go, its very casual, no dress code.10343,080 -47,040实际上 有好几天早上 我都是穿着睡衣In fact, some mornings Ill just mosey down to the third floor10447,040 -49,700荡到三楼瓦塔比蒂安太太家里跟她一起吃麦片的in my pajamas and have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.10550,080 -51,070真的吗10651,070 -52,260我怎么从来
21、都没被瓦塔比蒂安太太I have never once been invited10752,260 -54,250邀请去共进麦片的to have cereal with Mrs. Vartabedian.10854,780 -56,350她看你不爽She doesnt like you.10958,250 -06:00,310你不是要去切除什么胆囊么You have a gall bladder to remove and I have11000,380 -03,410我要去洗澡了 而佩妮要穿衣服了to get in the shower and Penny has clothes to pu
22、t on, so.11104,610 -06,480很高兴能见到你Well, it was very nice meeting you.11206,550 -08,080我也很高兴终于见到你了Nice to finally meet you, too.11308,150 -09,150我们今天晚上见?And Ill see you tonight?11409,210 -10,750好的 再见Okay, bye-bye.11518,850 -24,310我到底做了什么事情 招惹到了瓦塔比蒂安太太What could I possibly have done to offend Mrs. Vartabedian?11624,380
