1、生活大爆炸字幕第8季第一集中英对照版docx生活大爆炸 第八季 第一集The Big Bang Theory S08E01Sheldon谢尔顿； Amy艾米；Leonard莱纳德； Penny佩妮；Howard霍华德； Bernadette伯纳黛特；Raj 拉杰； Debbie黛比；Stuart 斯图尔特；谢尔顿旅游归来Sheldon: Excuse me. Is it at all possible that youre knitting a pair of pants? Oh, well, no, youre understandably terrified. But, you know,
2、 allow me to explain. 45 days ago, um, I embarked on a railroad journey of healing. Because my university was making me do string theory, and my favorite comic book store burned down, and when my roommate got engaged, my girlfriend wanted to move in with me, which was no doubt a ploy just to see my-
3、 well, excuse my language, but my bathing suit parts. 谢尔顿：打扰一下。有没有可能你现在打的是毛线裤呢？别走，你感到害怕是可以理解的。但请给我个机会解释。45天前，我开启了一段心灵疗伤铁路之旅。因为当时我的大学逼我研究弦理论，而我最爱的漫画店发生了火灾，我的室友还订婚了，而我女朋友想搬进来和我同居，而那明显是幌子，她的目的抱歉失礼了，是染指我小裤裤里的东西。Sheldon: Uh, sir, may I use your phone?谢尔顿：先生，能借用一下您的电话吗？Sir: I dont think so. 先生：恐怕不能。Sheldo
4、n: Yeah, well, I understand that Im half naked, but there is a reasonable explanation. While I slept in my sleeper car, all my possessions were stolen. Now, typically, I wear pajamas, but I recently adopted a hobo lifestyle and pajamas are the sleep-pants of the man.谢尔顿：好吧。我知道我现在是半裸的，但是我有个合理的解释。我在火车
5、卧铺上睡觉时，东西全被偷走了。通常来说，我都会穿睡裤，但最近我习惯了流浪汉的生活方式，而睡裤是普通人穿来睡觉的。Sheldon: My good man. Now, before you walk away. I know that I may appear deranged, but I am, in fact, a world-renowned physicist. Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion. You go ahead, ask! Bosons have integer spin, fermions have h
6、alf-integer spin! My legs are getting cold! Why wont anybody help me?谢尔顿：老兄，在你走之前。我想说我可能看起来像疯子，但其实我是一个世界闻名的物理学家。不信你问我玻色子和费米子的差异。来啊，你问吧！玻色子自旋为整数，费米子自旋为半整数。我的腿好冷！为什么没人帮帮我？莱纳德和佩妮Leonard: Morning. 莱纳德：早安。Penny: Hi. Want to do yoga with me? 佩妮：想跟我一起做瑜伽吗？Leonard: Um, let me just have some coffee first, an
7、d then Ill have the strength to tell you how much I wont be doing that. 莱纳德：让我先喝杯咖啡，我才有力气告诉你，我超级不想做瑜伽。There is the phone bell.Leonard: Hello. 莱纳德：你好。Sheldon: Hello, Leonard. 谢尔顿：莱纳德，是我。Leonard: Hey, buddy. Good to hear your voice. 莱纳德：兄弟，很高兴又听到你的声音。Sheldon: Uh, Im in Kingman, Arizona, and, uh, I nee
8、d you to come pick me up. 谢尔顿：我在亚利桑那州的金曼，我需要你来接我一趟。Leonard: Id love to. Im just about to do yoga with Penny.莱纳德：我很乐意，可是我得跟佩妮一起做瑜伽。Sheldon: Leonard, Im at the police station. I was robbed. Th-they took my phone, my wallet, my iPad, everything.谢尔顿：莱纳德，我现在在警局，我被人洗劫一空。他们拿走了我的手机、我的皮包、我的iPad，全被偷了。Leonard:
9、 Oh, my God, are you okay? 莱纳德：天啊！你没事吧？Sheldon: No, Im not okay. I-Im wearing borrowed pants, I-I dont have I.D., and one of the officers here wont stop calling me Chicken Legs.谢尔顿：当然有事，我穿着借来的裤子，身上也没证件，而这里其中一个警察一直叫我小鸡腿。Leonard: Okay. Uh, Ill-Ill come get you. Whats the address?莱纳德：好吧，我来接你，地址呢？Penny:
10、 Hey, whats going on? 佩妮：怎么了？Leonard: He got all of his stuff stolen. Sheldon, hang tight. Hey, do you want me to bring anything?莱纳德：他的东西全被偷了。谢尔顿，撑住，你还需要我带什么东西给你吗？Sheldon: Oh, yes, please. A pair of pants. And my toothbrush. Yeah, and my mail. And a really good comeback for chicken legs, because “I
11、know you are, but what am I?” was met with stony silence.谢尔顿：拜托你了，带条裤子，我的牙刷、我的信，还有帮我想怎么回敬人家笑我小鸡腿。因为我回他“你才是小鸡腿，你们全家都是小鸡腿”，他只无语藐视我。Leonard: Ill be there as soon as I can. 莱纳德：我会尽快过来。Penny: Is he okay? 佩妮：他没事吧？Leonard: Yeah, hes fine, hes just a little rattled. Oh. Feel like driving to Arizona with me?
12、莱纳德：人是没事，就是有点吓着了吧。有兴趣陪我一起开车去亚利桑那州吗？Penny: No, I cant, I have the job interview.佩妮：不行，我得去面试呢。Leonard: Oh, right. 莱纳德：对哦。Penny: Besides, I dont need six hours of “your hair is different. Why did you change your hair? Im holding my breath until your hair grows back.”佩妮：而且，我也不想听6个小时的“你的发型变了，你为什么换发型了？我要憋
13、住呼吸直到你头发长出来为止。”Leonard: All right, fine. Hey, can you think of a reason I shouldnt invite Amy to come with me?莱纳德：好吧，行。你能想到我不应该邀请艾米跟我一起来的理由吗？Penny: Nope. 佩妮：没有。Leonard: Come on, you didnt even try. 莱纳德：你连想都没想。罗杰和霍华德在车里的对话Raj: Thanks for the lift. 拉杰：谢谢你来接我。Howard: Whats wrong with your car? 霍华德：你的车怎
14、么了？Raj: Im having my windows untinted. 拉杰：我把车送去弄掉防晒膜了。Howard: Why? 霍华德：为什么？Raj: Got a hot girlfriend now. I want the haters to know.拉杰：现在有个辣妹女友，我得秀给嫉妒的屌丝们看看啊。Howard: What are you talking about? No ones paying attention to you.霍华德：你瞎说什么啊？才没人会鸟你嘞。Raj: Wow! Hows that Hater-ade taste, bro? Hey, this isn
15、t the way to work.拉杰：哇！嫉妒水的滋味可好，兄弟？哎？这不是上班的路啊。Howard: I just want to pop in and make sure Mas okay.霍华德：我想经过我妈家，看看她过得好不好。Raj: I thought Stuart was looking after her.拉杰：我记得斯图尔特在照顾她。Howard: He was, but now that her cast is off, he moved out. And honestly, Im kind of glad. It was getting a little weird.
16、霍华德：本来是，我妈石膏拆了之后，他就搬走了。说实话，我挺高兴的。他俩后来有点怪怪的。Raj: How so? 拉杰：怎么怪？Howard: I dont know, theyre. chummy. 霍华德：我也说不清，他们很亲密。Raj: Like us? 拉杰：像我们这样吗？Howard: No, not like us. Creepy chummy, like you and your dog.霍华德：不，跟我们不一样。是恶心的那种亲密，就像你和你的狗。Raj: She feeds him out of her own mouth?拉杰：你妈妈亲自用嘴给他喂食吗？Howard: I me
17、an, he calls her Debbie, she calls him Stewie and theyre all giggly around each other. And believe me, when food goes in that mouth, it does not come out.霍华德：我是说，他叫我妈黛比，我妈叫他图仔。他们两人整天黏在一起傻笑。相信我，任何食物只要一到我妈的嘴里，就只进不出了。Raj: So are you worried because hes replacing you as a son or are you worried because
18、hes becoming her lover?拉杰：所以，你是担心他要取代你儿子的位置，还是担心他会成为你妈妈的情人？Howard: First of all, no one can replace me as a son. And Im her little matzo ball. And secondly, my mother is well past having any kind of sex life.霍华德：首先，没人能取代我儿子的位置，我是我妈的宝贝小汤丸。其次，我妈这么大年纪早就跟性生活无缘了。Raj: Okay, okay. Although many older women
19、 lead vibrant, active.拉杰：好吧。其实有很多老年女性仍过着活力四射的Howard: I said well past it!霍华德：我说无缘就是无缘！谢尔顿在警局Sheldon: Excuse me, Officer Hernandez? Any leads on the person who stole my belongings?谢尔顿：请问一下，赫尔南德斯警官，有任何偷我东西的贼的线索了吗？Officer Hernandez: Not yet. 赫尔南德斯警官：还没。Sheldon: Well, perhaps I can help. Sherlock Holmes
20、 always says when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Now, have-have you tried doing that?谢尔顿：或许我可以帮忙。神探福尔摩斯曾说过，排除所有不可能的因素，剩下的即使再不合理，必然是事实的真相。你试过这么做吗？Officer Hernandez: Nope. 赫尔南德斯警官：没有。Sheldon: Well, maybe you should. Th-Th-Theres lots of books cal
21、led “Sherlock Holmes” and theres no books called “Officer Hernandez.”谢尔顿：或许你该试试。世上有很多叫神探福尔摩斯的书，然而却没有一本叫神警赫尔南德斯。莱纳德和艾米在去接谢尔顿的车上Leonard: Thanks again for coming. Six hours was gonna be a long drive by myself.莱纳德：谢谢你来陪我。我一个人开6个小时的车实在太漫长了。Amy: My pleasure. And Im not angry at all that my boyfriend was i
22、n trouble and called you instead of me. I love that!艾米：我的荣幸。而且我一点儿也不气，我男朋友落难时，居然打给你而不是我。真是太好了！Leonard: Yeah, times gonna fly by.莱纳德：好吧，这6小时一定过得“飞快”。佩妮和伯纳黛特Penny: I havent been on a job interview in years. Im really nervous.佩妮：我好几年没去面试了，我真的好紧张。Bernadette: Dont be. You are built for pharmaceutical sal
23、es. Youre cute, youre flirty and. Started that like there were gonna be three things.贝妮黛特：别紧张，你天生就是干医药销售这行的。你可爱、轻浮而且本来以为能说够3个优点呢。Penny: I dont have any experience in sales. Unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school. But you already made me take that off my resume?佩妮：我没有任何销售经验，除非我在高中时
24、穿着比基尼洗车也算。但你叫我把这段从简历上删掉了。Bernadette: This job is a lot like being a waitress, except instead of pushing the fish tacos cause theyre about to go bad, youre just pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.伯纳黛特：这份工作其实跟服务生很像，只不过你不是给客人推销快变质的鱼肉玉米棒。你是推销我们的抗抑郁药，在FDA（
25、美国食品及药品管理局）发现这药能引起直肠出血之前赶紧卖掉。 Penny: They do? 佩妮：是真的吗？Bernadette: Maybe. But like our lawyers say, the world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed. Anyway, I talked you up to Dan. Hes the guy wholl be interviewing you.伯纳黛特：或许吧。但就像我们律师说的，这世界上有很多东西能导致直肠出血。我在丹面前帮你说了不少好话，他就是面试你的那个人。Penny: O
26、h, I really appreciate this. I just hope Im not in over my head.佩妮：真是太谢谢你了。我只希望我到时不会手足无措。Bernadette: Youll be fine. Just be yourself.伯纳黛特：没事的，就跟平时一样表现自己。Penny: I wish I felt more confident.佩妮：我希望我能多点自信。Bernadette: Penny, I wouldnt have put you up for this job if I didnt think you could handle it.伯纳黛
27、特：佩妮，如果我觉得你不能胜任这份工作我就不会推荐你。Penny: Oh, thank you, but maybe I should cancel.佩妮：谢谢，但或许我该取消面试。Bernadette: Its too late to cancel. Youre going.伯纳黛特：现在取消太晚了，你一定要去。Penny: But I dont know anything about pharmaceuticals.佩妮：但我对医药没有任何了解。Bernadette: Oh, I understand. You want to do something youre already good
28、 at. I know. Why dont I get you a job at the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory?伯纳黛特：我明白了。你想从事你擅长的工作，我懂。那我何不帮你在“穿着瑜伽裤宅在家工厂”找一份工作呢？Penny: Theyre comfortable. 佩妮：那裤子真的很舒服嘛。霍华德和拉杰一起来到了霍华德母亲家Howard: Ma, I hope youre decent. Raj is here! You just started seeing naked women again, and I don
29、t want you to be confused about where the boobs should be.霍华德：妈，把衣服穿好，拉杰也在哦！你最近才开始看见女人裸体，我不想让你对咪咪到底该垂到哪儿感到困惑。Stuart: Oh, hey, guys. What are you doing here?斯图尔特：你们好啊。你们怎么会来这里？Howard: Uh. w-what are you doing here? I thought you moved out.霍华德：那你又怎么在这里？我以为你搬出去了。Stuart: Oh, yeah, I was going to, and th
30、en Debbie and I got to talking over dinner the other night. I didnt have anyplace to go, she likes having me around, so we both said, “Why leave?” at the same time. It was precious.斯图尔特：我本来打算搬的，但某天晚上，我和黛比在吃饭时聊到这事，我没有住的地方，她也喜欢我待在这里，所以我俩异口同声地说“那为什么还要搬？” 无比珍贵的一段回忆啊。Howard: Its not that precious. 霍华德：也没
31、那么珍贵吧。Raj: Id like to back you up, but it sounds like it was pretty precious.拉杰：我本来想支持你的，但听起来的确弥足珍贵。Debbie: Stewie, I cant find my glasses! 黛比（霍华德母亲）：图仔，我找不到眼镜了！Stuart: Be right there, Deb Deb! 斯图尔特：马上来，小黛黛！Stuart: Theyre probably on her head. 斯图尔特：眼镜可能就在她头上。 Howard: Or in her neck. Listen. You staying here seems like something she wouldve talked to me about.霍华德：或者在她脖子的肉里。听着，你留在这里住这件事，她应该会跟我说一声啊。 Stuart: Well, maybe if you called your mother more often, youd know.斯图尔特：如果你经常给你母亲打电话，你早知道了。Raj: It wouldnt kill you to pick up the
