1、新概念教学材料JokeA Woman in the barA woman in the bar wants to do the plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you dont need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.” The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?” “ Just rub toilet paper between them.” “ How d
2、ose that make them bigger?” “ I dont know, but it worked for your ass!”新概念英语二册 barHairdresserHairdresser: “Did you have ketchup with your lunch, sir?”Custom: “No I didnt . ”Hairdresser: “In that case（既然如此）, I have slipped with the razor.”_新概念三册 case.A: Lend me fiftyB: I have only fortyA: Well, then
3、let me have the forty and you can owe me the ten._新概念二册L3 Examining the X ray, the doctor said, “Not a thing to worry about. You should lived to be ninety.”“But Doctor,” the patient said, “I am ninety.” “See? I was right!” the doctor said. _新概念一册L103 exam 或者是L63 看病Young Woman: Look! Here is a magazi
4、ne that tells how to take five years off your face.Old Woman: Good! Ill take two of them. _新概念一册L127 讨论年龄问题作为背景笑话RequestA murderer, sitting in the electric chair, would be killed. “Have you any last requests?” asked the policeman. “Yes,” replied the murderer. “Will you hold my hand?” _新概念二册Lesson 5
5、request One businessman asked another, “Is your advertising getting results?” “It sure is,” replied his friend. “Last week we advertised for a night guard. The next night we were robbed.” _Lesson 7 guard and robBoxerDuring the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but couldnt hit his opponent.
6、“How am I doing?” he asked his coach at the end of the round. “Well, if you keep this up,” replied the coach, “ he might fee the wind and catch a cold.” _新概念三册John asked his mother for one dollar. “What are you going to do the money?” “I am going to give it to a poor man,” he answered. “You are a go
7、od boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here you are, but why are you so interested in the old man?” “He is the man who sells ice cream.” _Lesson 121定语从句Public school 在英国和美国是不一样的， 在美国，人们把public school 认为是公立中学，private school是私立中学。而英国人却认为public是大众的意思，public school是老百姓自己创立的学校，是私立中学。 _新概念第二册Lesson 1 private
8、publicA: I found a pretty girl.B: You are telling me你早就告诉我了 _新概念第二册 第二课 现在进行时A: How is the girl?B: I dont think much of it 我对他印象不太好 _新概念一册 thinkIt will be all right on the night祝你一切顺利为什么是在晚上呢？是all right on the night 是以前演出时导演、和演员之间常说的一句安慰的话，因为旧时的戏剧表演通常是在晚上举行， 于是就有了on the night的说话。 后来，该语被引申为中宽泛的勉励，表示“
9、一切都会好起来”。 _新概念二册Lesson17Show sb to the door. 将某人赶出去_新概念一册 海关passportA bird in the hand is worth two in the bush一鸟在手，胜过两鸟在林 _新概念一册 it is worth every penny A GOOD CAT DESERVES A GOOD RAT 好猫该得好老鼠 _新概念二册 Lesson11 A lazy sheep think his wool heavy.懒羊嫌毛重 _新概念一册 wool A thief knows a thief, as a wolf knows
10、a wolf.贼了解贼， 正如狼了解狼。 _新概念二册 Lesson7As well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb偷大羊和偷小羊同样被处死。 （一不做二不休） Give a dog a bad name and hang him.欲加之罪，何患无词_新概念二册 Lesson26 hang)Fat hens lay few eggs.肥鸡不下蛋_新概念二册L49 lieStupid BirdsWhy do birds fly south for the winter? the answer is:Because its too far to walk! _新概念
11、一册 tooto句型两个男人在纽约的一个酒馆里喝酒。他们已经喝了很多Whisky.他们其中一个人对另一个人说， So where are you from, then?Im from Ireland.Me too! Ill drink to that.他们喝完了又要了两杯。.Where in Ireland are you from?Dublin.Me too! Ill drink to that.他们喝完了又要了两杯. Where in Dublin are you from? The East Side.The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence!
12、Ill drink to that!他们两喝完了又要了两杯。Where on the East Side are you from? McDonagh Street.Me too! This is incredible! Ill drink to that. 当两个人又喝完了后, 旁边的另一位顾客对招待员说到，Thats amazing! I cant believe theyre from the same street in Dublin. Whats going on?“哦， 没有什么惊讶的，只不过是两个来自爱尔兰的孪生兄弟又喝醉了 _新概念一册 Where are you fromMa
13、d CowsTwo cows were talking in the field. One cow says, Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease thats going around? The other cow answers, Yeah, makes you glad youre a penguin, doesnt it?_新概念Lesson21 Milking itA woman and a baby were in the doctorexamining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. T
14、he doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. “Breast fed?” the woman replied. well, strip down to your waist,? the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both b
15、reasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You dont have any milk.?”I know,? she said, I am his grandmother, but Im glad I came.?Neighbour: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened
16、 to you? Husband: it was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbour: your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I I happened to be inside the coat._新概念二册 第三课 一般过去时Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by
17、 accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly, First, you should make sure that he is already dead. Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end
18、of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking, What should I do next? 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧.没关系的十种用法1 Thats OK! 沒關係！ 2. Thats a
19、lright!沒關係！ 3. Dont worry about it!不用擔心！ 4. Its nothing!沒什麼！ 5. Never mind!別放在心上！ 6. It doesnt matter!無所謂！ 7. It doesnt make any difference!沒差！ 8. No problem!沒問題！ 9. Fine with me. / Fine by me.我沒問題。 10. Cool!酷！（沒事兒！） _新概念一册 没有关系A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. 一着不慎,满盘皆输. _新概念二册Lesson8比较
20、级 All is not gold that glitters. 闪光的未必都是金子。 _新概念二册 Lesson 55 A child is better unborn than untaught. 养不教，父之过。 _新概念二册 un否定前缀 Art is long, life is short. 生命短暂，艺术长存。 _新概念二册Lesson 26 Art A friend is best found in adversity. 患难见真情。_新概念二册Lesson8最高级 Although the sun shine, leave not your cloak at home. 未雨绸
21、缪。 _新概念二册Lesson73 状语从句， A light heart live long. 心情开朗寿命长。不恼不愁，活到白头。_新概念一册 An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 日吃苹果一只，身体健康不求医。 A good winter brings a good summer. 瑞雪兆丰年。 All rivers run into the sea. 殊途同归。 A short cut is often a wrong cut. 欲速则不达。 _新概念二册 Lesson2 一般现在时 A small leak will sink a great s
22、hip. 千里之堤溃于蚁穴。_新概念二册 一般将来时 All time is no time when it is past. 机不可失，时不再来。_新概念二册L9 not any.等于no A staff is quickly found to beat a dog with欲加之罪，何患无辞。 _新概念二册 Lesson ten 被动语态 All feet tread not in one shoe. 众口难调。 A young idler, an old beggar. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲_新概念二册 Lesson3 beggar。 A crow is never the white
23、r for washing herself often. 江山易改，本性难移。 _新概念二册 Lesson 20 A little spark may kindle a great fire.星星之火，可以燎原。 _ 新概念二 Lesson 19 may 的用法_Lesson 53 spark Beauty is only skin-deep. 美丽只是外表罢了 _新概念一册 beauty Bread is the staff of life. 民以食为天。_新概念一册 Bread Behind the mountains there are people to be found. 天外有天，
24、山外有山。 _新概念一册there be 句型 Better die standing than live kneeling 宁愿站着死，也不跪着生。 Better be envied than pitied. 宁被人妒，不受人怜。_新概念二册 Lesson 8 Cats hide their claws. 知人知面不知心。 Cast an anchor to windward. 未雨绸缪。 Care and diligence bring luck. Deliberate slowly, execute promptly. 慎于思而敏于行。谨慎勤奋，带来好运。 Diamonds cut di
25、amonds. 棋逢对手，将遇良才。 Danger past, God forgotten. 飞鸟尽，良弓藏。 Dreams are lies. 梦不足信。 Do not teach fish swim. 不要班门弄斧。_新概念二册Lesson 3双宾语 teach sb sth Do not have too many irons in the fire. 贪多嚼不烂。新概念一册too 的用法 Do to others as you would be done by. 己所不欲，勿失于人。 _新概念二册 Lesson10 被动语态 Experience is the best teacher
26、. 实践出真知。 Experience teaches. 吃一堑，长一智。 _新概念二册 L14 Evening red and morning grey are the sign of a fine day. 晚霞行千里。 _新概念二册L16 sign Every bean has its black. 金无足赤，人无完人。 Even woods have ears. 隔墙有耳。 _新概念二册L18 have 的用法 Enough is better than too much. 过犹不及_新概念一册enough Every tub(浴盆) must stand on its own bot
27、tom. 人贵自立。 _新概念二册 L18 have 的用法 Full vessels sound least. 大智若愚。 _新二Lesson27 sound First impressions are half the battle. 先入为主。 Faith moves mountains. 精诚所至，金石为开。 Fact is stranger than fiction. 大千世界，无奇不有。 _新概念二册Lesson8比较级 Fire proves gold, adversity proves man. 烈火识真金，逆境识英雄。 Fire and water are good serv
28、ants, but bad masters. 水能载舟，亦能覆舟。 Give everyone his due. 一视同仁。 Good (or Great) wits jump. 英雄所见略同。 Go while the going is good. 三十六计，走为上计。 Great weights hang on small wires. 千钧一发。 _ 新概念二册 hang Good wine needs no bush 酒香不怕巷子深。 _新概念一册need 的用法 Grasp all, lose all. 贪多必失。 Go to the sea, if you would fish w
29、ell. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。 _新概念二册L16条件从句 Honour to whom honour is due. 论功行赏。 He travels the fastest who travels alone. 曲高和寡。 Heaven helps those who help themselves. 求人不如求己。 He who would hang his dog gives out first that it is mad. 欲加之罪，何患无词。 He who laughs at crooked men should need walk very straight. 正人先正己。 He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom. 千里之行，始于足下。
