1、Friends老友记第一季第04集 George StephanopoulosThe One With George StephanopoulosWritten by: Alexa Junge. Transcribed by: guineapig Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey. Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger,
2、good things for the rain-forest.And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, Id. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, theres always one guy. (Mocking) If I had a wish, Id wish for three more wishes. (Joey enters.) A
3、ll: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: .Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joeys dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, Im sorry. Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Ros
4、s and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.Monica: How does she do that? Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place. Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! .Hi. Ross: Its okay, yknow, you just nodded off again. Monica: Whats going on with y
5、ou? Phoebe: I got no sleep last night! Ross: Why? Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and theyre both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So theyre constantly, like, having to reassure each other that theyre having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! Monica: Well, if you w
6、ant, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Phoebe: Thanks. (Chandler and Joey enter. Joey is counting his steps.) Joey: .Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time. Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here
7、s the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and were taking you. Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross) Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. Joey: So? Ross: So, Im guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn
8、t decide which one of you got to bring a date? Chandler: Well, arent we Mr. The glass is half empty. Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldnt remember. Ross: Ohhh. Joey: Whats wrong with the twentieth? Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween
9、. all the good costumes are gone? Ross: Todays the day Carol and I first. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. .You know what, I-Id better pass on the game. I think Im just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Joey: The hell with hockey, lets all
10、do that! Chandler: (trying to stop Ross leaving) Cmon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys night out, cmon, whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh? Ross: What are you doing? Chandler: (stops) I have no idea. Joey: Cmon, Ross! Ross: Alright, alright, maybe itll take
11、my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? Chandler: You got it.(Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.) Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, theres my name! Hi, me! Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one o
12、f the mines, and eight people were killed. Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine? Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? Rachel: God, isnt this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Whos FICA? Whys he getting all my money?
13、 I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad. Joey: Oh, youre fine, yeah, for a first job. Ross: You can totally, totally live on this. Monica: Yeah, yeah. Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. All: Oh! Yeah! (They all get their wallets out and give gene
14、rous tips.)Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachels friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.) Leslie: (looking around) Rachel? Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other. Monica:
15、 (to Phoebe) I swear Ive seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. Rachel: What are you guys doing here? Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand its true! Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like youre in a play. Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, y
16、ou are so big I cant believe it! Leslie: I know. I know! Im a duplex. Rachel: (to Joanne) So whats going on with you? Joanne: Well, guess who my dads making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.) Kiki: And while were on the subject of news. (She holds up here finger
17、to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.) Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)Scene: A Street, Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other.Chandler: .Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.) Joey: Leetch spots Messier in the crease- theres
18、the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.) Chandler: Well take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some womens shoes. Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- yknow. Fact, she, uh- she never tookem off, cause we-we- (off Cha
19、ndlers look) Sorry. Sorry. (They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross stops and whines.) Joey: What? Ross: Peach pit. Chandler: Yes, Bunny? Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had- Joey: -Peaches? Ross: Actually, nectarines, but basically. Chandler: (to Joey) Couldve been a
20、peach. Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I. I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points) -the bus stop. Im fine.Joey: Hey, that womans got an ass like Carols! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff. Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joa
21、nne are talking.Rachel: So cmon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! Joanne: Alright. Lets talk reality for a second. Rachel: Okay. Joanne: When are you coming home? Rachel: What? Guys, Im not. Joanne: Cmon, this is us. Rachel: Im not
22、! This is what Im doing now. Ive got this job- Kiki: Waitressing? Rachel: Okay, Im not just waitressing. Im. I, um. I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh. and I, uh. I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase. Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on
23、the cookies. Leslie: Well. Your mom didnt tell us about the blobbies.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters. Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tik
24、i Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.) Rachel: Whats that? Monica: Weeeell, its rum, and- Rachel: Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.) Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight wed have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy m
25、agazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. (The phone rings and Monica answers it.) Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we cant operate. But we can prep the guy! Monica: Uh, Rach, its the Visa card people. Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want. Monica:
26、(on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say theres been some unusual activity on your account. Rachel: But I havent used my card in weeks! Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if youre okay. Rachel: The
27、y wanna know if Im okay. Okay. they wanna know if Im okay, okay, lets see. Well, lets see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and Im getting coffee! And its not even for me! So if that sounds like Im okay, okay, then
28、you can tell them Im okay, okay? Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back? Rachel: Alright, cmon! (Miserably) Lets play Twister!Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are trying to find their seats. Ross: (squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry. Uh-oh. Chan
29、dler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like were not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night. It was the first frost. Joey: Cmon, sit. Just sit down, sit
30、. Scene: Monica and Rachels, theyre all hanging out in the living room.Monica: You should feel great about yourself! Youre doing this amazing independence thing! Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what? Phoebe: You are just like Jack. Rachel: .Jack from downstai
31、rs? Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk. Monica: Ah, the other Jack. Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didnt love him- Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Yknow, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everythings
