1、英语趣味谜语1、What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?2、What will you get if you cut the head of a bear?3、What number comes next? 1,2,4,7,11,16,( )4、A plane left Beijing to Guangzhou .The whole fight takes four hours.The plane left Beijing at 10 oclock.Shanghai lies in the middle of two
2、cities.Now it is twelve oclock.Where is the plane now?5、If two cats are in front of a cat ,and two cats are behind a cat,and one cat is in the middle,now many cats are there in all?6、What letter is an insect?7、John runs faster than Bob but slower than Tom. Bill usually runs faster than Bob, sometime
3、s runs faster than John, but never faster than Tom. Who is the fastest runner?8、Helen is twenty years old, and her age is four times as much as Marys. When Helens age is twice as much as Marys, how old is Helen then?9、Mother gave Alice 30 dollars. She spends a fifth of the 30 dollars on books, a qua
4、rter of the remainder at a hairdressers and buys a new skirt for 10 dollars. How many dollars does she have now?10、What does everybody do at the same time ?11、Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired ?12、Why do lions eat raw meat ?13、How many sides does a circle have ?14、What cant talk
5、but can speak the truth ?15、With which hand do you write ?16、How do you know policemen are strong ?17、From what number can you take half and leave nothing?18、what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?19、what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all
6、 animals?20、what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?21、What person does every man take his hat off to?22、What can you swallow than can also swallow you?23、Which three letters can frighten a thief away?24、What appears once in every minute,twice in every moment, but not once in thousand y
7、ears?25、What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)?26、Which is the left side of a cake?27、A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one - way street,but paid no attention to him.Why?28、Where should the milk be best stored ?29、What always has one eye open but cant see?30、What belongs only to y
8、ou and yet is used more by others than by yourself?31、Which letter of the alphabet separates Europe from Africa?32、Why is a river rich?33、I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees; rivers but without water;what am I?34、A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know
9、 why?35、Why did John say he didnt know where the sun was?36、Where does a person stay for the longest time in his life?37、What is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday?38、What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?39、The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?40、What is that
10、 which has no leg but a body and a long neck?41、When is it correct to say I is?42、If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?43、How many sweets can you put into an empty bag?44、How can you leave the room with two legs and return with six legs?45、How could you fall off
11、a twenty-foot ladder and not get hurt?46、I unwrapped a lump of sugar and put it in my coffee. The sugar didnt get wet.Why?47、If it takes three and a half minutes to boil one egg, how long does it take to boil four eggs?48、If three birds are sitting on a fence and you shoot and kill one of them,how m
12、any will be left?49、When is your uncles sister not your aunt?50、Mrs.Smith has nine children,half of them are girls. How can this be true?51、Where can you never tell the truth?52、What goes over the fields all day,and sits in the cupboard all night?53、What walks around all day and lies under the bed a
13、t night with its tongue hanging out?54、How many cheese sandwiches can you eat on an empty stomach?55、When will a net hold water?56、Why is a room full of married couples empty?57、What table has no leg?58、What tables grow in the fields?59、Which American man has had the largest family?60、A hungry donke
14、y was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away The donkey can eat those carrots easily.61、What can you hold in your left hand,but not in your right hand?62、I have seven letters. The first two stand for a boy. The first three stand for a girl. The first four stand for a brave boy.63、Why
15、 does a mans hair become grey before his moustaches?64、Why are people close to their mothers instead of their fathers?65、Where can you easily put your right hand,but can never put your left hand?66、What question can never get answer YES.?67、What is the beginning of everything,also the end of life?68
16、、Mary had a big dog,and I had a smaller one.One day,the two dogs raced to see which ran faster.The dogs were soon tired out. Finally,my dog won the 10 -mile race. Now which dog had more sweat on its body?69、What part of a clock is always old?70、which letter makes her hear?71、I jump into the water， w
17、hat do I do ?72、My first is in “ snow ”， but not in “ ice ” ， My second is in “ rose ”， and also in “ rice ” ， My third is not in “ pencil ”， but in “ paper ” 。 My whole is a place where there is a lot of water。73、Why dont babies need glasses?74、What do you drop when you need it and take back when y
18、ou dont?75、Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea(跳蚤)?76、What is the center of gravity?77、When Columbus discovered America,where did he stand?78、What is four feet on four feet waiting for four feet?79、When the boy fell into the water,whats the first thing he did?80、What begins with T, ends
19、 with T and has T in it?81、A Police officer had a brother , but the brother had no brother.How could that be ?谜底：1、Blackboard2、Ear3、224、in the sky5、36、B(bee)7、Tom8、309、810、Grow old!11、Father Christmas12、They dont know how to cook !13、Two. The inside and the outside14、A mirror.15、Neither. We use a pe
20、n !16、Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand.17、818、sixth19、Eye20、621、A barber.22、Water.23、I C U24、The letter M.25、I would say nothing and run as fast as possible.26、The side that isnt eaten.27、The truck driver was walking there.28、In a cow.29、A needle.30、My name.31、The letter C.32、Beca
21、use it has two banks.33、A map.34、Because the plane is on the ground.35、Because it was at night.36、In bed.37、Today.38、A comb.39、A hole.40、A bottle.41、When we say “I is a pron”.42、It remains a white stone.43、One sweet.Because a second sweet cant be put into an empty pocket.44、Fetch a chair45、The ladde
22、r might be lying on the ground instead of against a wall.46、You have not had water yet.47、Three and a half minutes.48、One - the dead one.49、When she is my mother.50、The others are also girls.51、When you are lying anywhere.52、Our clothes.53、Our shoes54、Only one.55、When the water is frozen.56、Because
23、there is not a single man in the room.57、A timetable or vegetable.58、Vegetables.59、George Washington.He was Father of America60、Because the other end of the rope was not tied to anything.61、You can hold your right hand in your left hand, but you can not hold your right hand in your right hand.62、HER
24、OINE.63、Because a mans moustaches come up after his hair.64、Because their father is always farther(father).65、You can easily put your right hand on your left elbow, but you never put your left hand there.66、Are you asleep?67、The letter E.68、Neither dog had sweat on its body.Dogs never sweat.69、secon
25、d-hand (秒针，二手货)70、a71、waiter72、Sea73、Because they like bottles better.74、An anchor.(锚)75、A monkey can have fleas,but a flea cant have monkeys76、The letter V.77、On his feet.78、A cat on a chair waiting for a mouse.79、He got wet first80、Teapot81、The police officer was a lady.1. What day of the week is
26、the best for having fried foods?2. What kind of dog has no tail?3. What keys wont open doors?4. When can you run as fast as a horse?5. I begin with T and end with T, and I am full of T. What am I?6. Why is heat faster than cold?7. Why is SMILES the longest English word?8. In CHOCOLATE, there are thr
27、ee things to drink. What are they?9. I get dirty when your face and hands become clean. What am I? 10. When is a blue book not a blue book?11. Why do birds fly south for winter?12. What kind of cake do small boys dislike?13. Twelve girls were standing under a large umbrella. Why didnt anyof them get
28、 wet?14. What is there between sea and sky?15. What goes up but never comes down?答案：1. Friday2. hot dog3. monkey, donkey, turkey 4. When I am riding on horseback. 5. teapot6. Because you can catch a cold.7. Because there is one mile between S and S.8. COCOA, TEA, and COLA9. towel10. When it is read.
29、11. It is too far to walk. 12. A cake of soap13. It wasnt raining.14. and15. your agWhatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?（什么东西一说出来就打破？）2.Willliarsbehonestaftertheydie?（骗子死了之后会诚实吗？）3.Whatalwaysgoesupandnevergoesdown?（什么东西只升不降？）4.Whydidtheboymakehisdogsitinthesun?（男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？）5.Whycanabridehidenothing?（为什
30、么新娘子什么也藏不住？）6.Whyisthelibrarythehighestbuilding?（为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？）7.Whatisthesmallestbridgeintheworld?（世界上最小的桥梁是什么？）8.WhatisthedifferencebetweentheNorthPoleandtheSouthPole?（北极与南极的区别是什么？）9.Whatmakesnaughtyboyslongtoworkinaclockfactory?（淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？）10.Whatbirdliftsheavythings?（什么鸟能举起重物？）11.Ashipcan
31、containonlyfiftypersons.Nowthereisalreadyforty-ninepersonsinit.Atthistime,apregnantwomancomesonandboardstheship.Theshipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?)脑筋急转弯儿童脑筋急转弯英语脑筋急转弯数学脑筋急转弯冷笑话脑筋急转弯 12.WhyisthecometlikeMickyMouse?(为什么是慧星像米老老鼠?)13.Whoisclosertoyou,yourmomoryourdad?(谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸?)14.Whatsthepoorestbankintheworld?(世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)15.Whatmonthdosoldiershate
