1、Old Friends Season 4 E14The One With Joeys Dirty DayPhoebe: So now, what is this now?Joey: Guggly worm.Phoebe: And this?Joey: Glow-pop giggly jammer.Phoebe: You make it so funny.Monica: Hey umm, whats this?Joey: Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. Ross: Ohh, Gellers got one hooked! Ohh! Looks li
2、ke a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! Its the classic struggle between man andSomeone knocked over a lamp.Joey: Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, Joey, what are you doing with
3、 your life? stuff. I can say, Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?All: Great!Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. Well, except you. Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandl
4、er alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?Joey: Look, theres nothing I can do for him right now, hes still in his sweat pants, thats still Phase One. Yknow? Ill be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.Monica: Whats Phase Two?
5、Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club. Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.Joey: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.Ross: There are naked ladies there too.Joey: Yeah.Chandler: Would you give me
6、one minute! Please.Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?Rachel: Um-hmm. There we go. There it is.Joshua: Oh! You know what I need? Rachel: Yeah!Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large.
7、And this oneJoshua: Also large?Rachel: Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!Joshua: Okay.Mr. Waltham: Rachel! Could I have a moment?Rachel: Yes.Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets fo
8、r the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great! Mr. Waltham: Oh, good.Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I reallyMr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.Joshua: SoRachel: So? Joshua: Glo
9、ves?Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off. Rachel: Oh.Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?Rachel: No! Nothing!Joshua: I invested in this night-club and its opening tonight, would you like to come?Rach
10、el: Yeah! That would be great!Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?Rachel: Well, I-I guessIJoshua: Kidding! Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.Rachel: Yeah, great, you betcha!Mr. Waltham: I almost forget the tickets, didnt I?Rachel: What?Mr. Walth
11、am: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.Rachel: Oh. Oh, right.Mr. Waltham: I think youll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.Rachel: Oh yay!Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out
12、of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.Joey: Hey-hey!Ross: Hi!Phoebe: Hey!Ross: Catch any big fish? Joey: Oh my God, you guys have n
13、o idea. All: Oh! God! Wow!Monica: You stink!Ross: Are you kidding?!Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-hows he doing?Ross: He hasnt gotten out of that chair in two days.Joey: Hey buddy! Hows it going?Joey: Hey, see th
14、at? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!Rachel: Hey!Ross: Hey!Rachel: Hey, Monica!Monica: Uh-oh, whats the matter?Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight
15、. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?Monica: I dont know sweetie.Rachel: No! Help me!Monica: I cant! I have to work!Rachel: Phoebe?Phoebe: I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening. Rachel: Ugh!Phoebe: Unless! She
16、wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?Monica: No, Chandlers stil
17、l in Phase One, and Joeys that thing you smell.Rachel: Ohh! Hi!Ross: Hi!Rachel: So.Ross: No.Rachel: Ohhhh, come on!Monica: I think shes here.Rachel: No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!Ross: You want me to take some girl Ive never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm,
18、that-that is a toughie.Monica: Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? Hello!Woman: Hello! Rachel: Ill be right there! Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where w
19、e could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?Ross: All right, Ill do it.Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Emily?Emily: Yes.Rachel: Im Rachel Green.Emily: Thank goodness.Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. SoEmily:
20、 Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day. Rachel: Oh well, no IEmily: Oh, no-no-no, thats not rude! Its perfectly in keeping with a trip that Ive already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at Joh
21、n F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone whos got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.Monica: I-I-I think you look great.Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. Rachel: Ill get her.Ross: Please hurry.Phoebe: Dont you just love the way they talk?!Pho
22、ebe: Ohh!Monica: What?Phoebe: It kicked! I think the baby kicked!Monica: Oh my God!Phoebe: Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.Joey: Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!Monica: Oh wait, Joey, you cant go like that! You
23、 stink!Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.Monica: Yeah. Run ten blocks, thatll help the smell.Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. No, keep moving. Wow!Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?Rachel: W
24、ell, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.Monica: What?Phoebe: Why?Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.Phoebe: Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?Rachel: N
25、o, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep! and he let her right in. Monica: So you hit her in the face?Rachel: No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I ca
26、nt believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.Phoebe: (going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!Monica:
27、 Hey! Youre wearing pants!Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.Monica: Its 9:30 in the morning!Chandler: They got a breakfast buffet.Monica: Hello. Oh, hey Ross!Chandler: Ooh, let me talk to him!Monica: Oh-oh, my God!Chandler: Well, can I justMonica
28、: Shh! Wait, what?Chandler: Shes shhing me! Its my phone and shes shhing me!Phoebe: Shhh! Please! Whats he saying?Monica: Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!Phoebe: What? Oh my God!Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emilynoooo!Rachel: Theyre in Vermont! How could this happen?! Chandler: Ow!
29、Rachel: Howhow did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! Chandler: Maybe, she doesnt hit him all the time. Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.Emily:R
30、oss! Come quickly! Theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!Ross: Ive gotta go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard! Monica: He had to go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.Rachel: I dont get this! She was horrible! Chandler: Okay, Im going
31、 to go stand over there. Monica: Why do you care so much anyway?Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!Monica: Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember everylittlething!Chandler: So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?Monica: A couple of days.Chandler: Yknow, I knew something like this was going to happen. Monica: What are
